Chu⁷: JK's Heaving Bosom Enthusiast
@problemantic.bsky.social
Chu, 30s, they/them, unapologetically horny on main. Currently BTS OT7-pilled with a soupçon of Yoongi bias. @rootingformephistopheles on tumblr and ao3 and @problemantic on letterboxd
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This is all I will be thinking about for the remainder of 2025. Thank you for your service, jikook 🫡
mentally and emotionally I'm still Here tbh
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wanna blow his trumpet 🎺
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
wanna blow his trumpet 🎺
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God, he's so slutty and delicious and never not giving me armpits. I hope he's having the best birthday.
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
God, he's so slutty and delicious and never not giving me armpits. I hope he's having the best birthday.
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January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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BTS IS BACK… and ready to take over 2026.
Nearly four years since BTS went on hiatus for mandatory military service in South Korea, the biggest band in the world is returning with a fifth studio album and a massive global tour gq.visitlink.me/GnvmXK
Nearly four years since BTS went on hiatus for mandatory military service in South Korea, the biggest band in the world is returning with a fifth studio album and a massive global tour gq.visitlink.me/GnvmXK
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
BTS IS BACK… and ready to take over 2026.
Nearly four years since BTS went on hiatus for mandatory military service in South Korea, the biggest band in the world is returning with a fifth studio album and a massive global tour gq.visitlink.me/GnvmXK
Nearly four years since BTS went on hiatus for mandatory military service in South Korea, the biggest band in the world is returning with a fifth studio album and a massive global tour gq.visitlink.me/GnvmXK
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NOT NOW, RADIOACTIVE HYBRID TERROR PIGS.
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
NOT NOW, RADIOACTIVE HYBRID TERROR PIGS.
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“…Then, looking at the six bandmates he's already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, ‘Maybe it'll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.’”
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
“…Then, looking at the six bandmates he's already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, ‘Maybe it'll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.’”
and so I DID subscribe to a year of GQ at their ~special intro price~ thing bc I'm pretty sure that's the cheapest way to get a physical copy of the issue 😂
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
and so I DID subscribe to a year of GQ at their ~special intro price~ thing bc I'm pretty sure that's the cheapest way to get a physical copy of the issue 😂
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the last supper for gay people
I know it's a play on mic drop but it's also Sexy Last Supper
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
the last supper for gay people
Then, looking at the six bandmates he’s already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, “Maybe it’ll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.”
they're so soft I'm so soft BTS IN LOVE REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 😭😭😭
they're so soft I'm so soft BTS IN LOVE REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 😭😭😭
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Then, looking at the six bandmates he’s already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, “Maybe it’ll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.”
they're so soft I'm so soft BTS IN LOVE REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 😭😭😭
they're so soft I'm so soft BTS IN LOVE REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 😭😭😭
“I’m 77,” Suga says.
“I’m 88,” says V.
“89,” says Jimin. “Grandfather!”
assigned old man yaoi by spotify 😂😂
“I’m 88,” says V.
“89,” says Jimin. “Grandfather!”
assigned old man yaoi by spotify 😂😂
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
“I’m 77,” Suga says.
“I’m 88,” says V.
“89,” says Jimin. “Grandfather!”
assigned old man yaoi by spotify 😂😂
“I’m 88,” says V.
“89,” says Jimin. “Grandfather!”
assigned old man yaoi by spotify 😂😂
“It was before we all got discharged from the military service. And Jung Kook cried, he bawled,” V says, recounting his bandmate’s desire for the group to reunite in earnest. “Jung Kook cried because he really wanted to be onstage, and he just really wanted to perform.”
I...I need a minute 😭😭
I...I need a minute 😭😭
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
“It was before we all got discharged from the military service. And Jung Kook cried, he bawled,” V says, recounting his bandmate’s desire for the group to reunite in earnest. “Jung Kook cried because he really wanted to be onstage, and he just really wanted to perform.”
I...I need a minute 😭😭
I...I need a minute 😭😭
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Of course Namjoon is Jesus
I know it's a play on mic drop but it's also Sexy Last Supper
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Of course Namjoon is Jesus
GOD. god.
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
GOD. god.
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February 13, 2026 at 6:41 AM
tragic that there are only so many ways to describe kissing like oh were his lips involved? they were just involved two sentences ago you hack. you absolute numpty.
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 AM
tragic that there are only so many ways to describe kissing like oh were his lips involved? they were just involved two sentences ago you hack. you absolute numpty.
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February 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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why would you do this to me
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
why would you do this to me
#MusicChallenge
#WrongDisneySong
▶️ Day 13
🎞️ The Lion King
Bluegrass Hamlet -- The Scarlet Furies
(so it's maybe a stretch but like. tlk IS a hamlet adaption ok walk with me on this journey 😂)
#WrongDisneySong
▶️ Day 13
🎞️ The Lion King
Bluegrass Hamlet -- The Scarlet Furies
(so it's maybe a stretch but like. tlk IS a hamlet adaption ok walk with me on this journey 😂)
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
#MusicChallenge
#WrongDisneySong
▶️ Day 13
🎞️ The Lion King
Bluegrass Hamlet -- The Scarlet Furies
(so it's maybe a stretch but like. tlk IS a hamlet adaption ok walk with me on this journey 😂)
#WrongDisneySong
▶️ Day 13
🎞️ The Lion King
Bluegrass Hamlet -- The Scarlet Furies
(so it's maybe a stretch but like. tlk IS a hamlet adaption ok walk with me on this journey 😂)
there are some songs where I know I've misheard the lyrics and I also know what the correct lyrics are but actually has that artist considered that my lyrics are simply Better like maybe they should start singing my version tbh
TIL that it isn't "Kiss from a rose on the brain" but "kiss from a rose on the grey" and that... makes less sense, actually...?
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
there are some songs where I know I've misheard the lyrics and I also know what the correct lyrics are but actually has that artist considered that my lyrics are simply Better like maybe they should start singing my version tbh
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boyfriend successfully dumped
about to have a Scary Conversation pls tots n pears 😭
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
boyfriend successfully dumped
about to have a Scary Conversation pls tots n pears 😭
February 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
about to have a Scary Conversation pls tots n pears 😭
I mean dog pile is a mere 90° away from daisy chain so they've had practice...
Bangtan creating the 7 man luge aka a Bangtan dog pile
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I mean dog pile is a mere 90° away from daisy chain so they've had practice...
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Bangtan creating the 7 man luge aka a Bangtan dog pile
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Bangtan creating the 7 man luge aka a Bangtan dog pile
Just got home from a screening of audition a k a the only movie ever to make me throw up so natch I had to go see it on a Big screen uwu
and you know it's HARD out there for a young girl just looking for love, all alone in the world except for your Bag Friend! Like god forbid women have hobbies 🙄
and you know it's HARD out there for a young girl just looking for love, all alone in the world except for your Bag Friend! Like god forbid women have hobbies 🙄
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Just got home from a screening of audition a k a the only movie ever to make me throw up so natch I had to go see it on a Big screen uwu
and you know it's HARD out there for a young girl just looking for love, all alone in the world except for your Bag Friend! Like god forbid women have hobbies 🙄
and you know it's HARD out there for a young girl just looking for love, all alone in the world except for your Bag Friend! Like god forbid women have hobbies 🙄