Big Dyke Energy (GFM in pinned)
@azurebitch.bsky.social
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She/her (/it but only if you're chill). Trans autistic wolfdyke. White. Hugo-nominated author, poet, gamer, statistician, bitch with teeth. 💙 In girlfriends with @skybun.bsky.social 18+ to follow. Southern Ontario. Writing: AzureCanis.itch.io
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azurebitch.bsky.social
This is one of the hardest things I've ever done: asking for help.

After a financially devastating divorce, I am asking for help getting FFS, a gender-affirming surgery for which I am having to pay a vast majority out of pocket.

Any bit helps.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-blue-...
Donate to Help Blue (author of Unknown Number) get her surgery, organized by Blue Neustifter
I'll be honest: Choosing to make this project, to ask for help, i… Blue Neustifter needs your support for Help Blue (author of Unknown Number) get her surgery
www.gofundme.com
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dirtsecret.bsky.social
Hey folks! Ive gotten an astonishing amount of support on this and I've been able to pay off 46% of this debt so far! Sadly im still way in the red with the huge monthly payments rn and struggling to get by. I could still really use some help with this awful tax situation <3

gofund.me/a4053bb4b
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harleighdog.bsky.social
ska's not dead, you just gotta pickitup pickitup pickitup 🎺🎺🎺
azurebitch.bsky.social
Graffiti artist who keeps tagging "ska's not dead" onto buildings

Call that Skanksy
azurebitch.bsky.social
FUCKING SPIDER WALKS my pinky feels like it is like the appendix, just this useless vestigal body part that was never meant to survive
azurebitch.bsky.social
Every guitar tutorial: Okay everyone here's a simple beginner exercise that everyone can do! First, put your fingers here on the fifth through eighth frets

Me: [shakily barely doing it on the 12-15th frets because my fingers can't do it up there]
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hannahtempler.com
some kinda famous dog
a cropped image of an inked drawing of argus, Galaxy's dog (DC comics)
azurebitch.bsky.social
Graffiti artist who keeps tagging "ska's not dead" onto buildings

Call that Skanksy
azurebitch.bsky.social
Got back the quote for my FFS and it... Isn't going to absolutely max out all my available credit which was the worst-case I was planning for! It's still debt but like. I can do this. It's gonna happen.
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hackainax.bsky.social
Kinktober, Day 8. Face sitting

#furry #furryart
mnom
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azurebitch.bsky.social
Trying to write the denouement after a really dramatic story like
Yuri from The Dirty Pair holding a wrench and saying "sorry, I'm good at breaking things, not fixing them"
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tinydinosaurs.bsky.social
Finally - a solution to both dogging and undogging myself
azurebitch.bsky.social
"is that your PhD on the wall?"

"No, this is more important"
azurebitch.bsky.social
Trying to write the denouement after a really dramatic story like
Yuri from The Dirty Pair holding a wrench and saying "sorry, I'm good at breaking things, not fixing them"
azurebitch.bsky.social
Hung some photos today and added a pic from the Hugo award ceremony. I deserve my office to have a Flex Wall
A photo of a framed certificate of being a Hugo finalist  and a framed photo of a white trans woman in a black dress at the ceremonies
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rabosaalforn.bsky.social
They’re out there 🦊🐺🦡🐀🐦‍⬛

And there are more and more everyday.
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rabosaalforn.bsky.social
Testing the sticker paper. It's way better than the regular sheets I was using.

Also, I finally decided to write the text by hand each time.

The four cretures are ready 🔥
azurebitch.bsky.social
Fingers crossed supergiant makes physical copies of the hades ii oracle cards
azurebitch.bsky.social
Can I shrink this down to custom print on a pair of panties
An underwater sign with a giant grim reaper looking over divers' skeletons. 

It reads

STOP
PREVENT YOUR DEATH! GO NO FARTHER.

FACT: More than 300 divers, including open water scuba divers, have died in caves just like this one 

FACT: You needed training to dive. You need CAVE TRAINING and CAVE EQUIPMENT to CAVE DIVE.

FACT: Without cave training and cave equipment, you can die here 

FACT: It CAN happen to YOU!

THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS CAVE WORTH DYING FOR. DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT.
azurebitch.bsky.social
Making a site for erotica audiobooks called Frottable
azurebitch.bsky.social
Prophecy foretold:

The princess of the underworld will be killed by scissoring
azurebitch.bsky.social
NEMMIE PLEASE FUCK MELINOË SO HARD SHE HAS TO RETREAT TO SHADOWS AGAIN
azurebitch.bsky.social
Bless because if I have to rawdog the noise in the house for more than 30 minutes I will lose my mind

Ordering a backup pair to be sure
azurebitch.bsky.social
Just had a site do THREE factor authentication where I needed my password, a code from my email, and then needed to re-unlock my phone to get in

Y'all I think maybe this getting unwieldy