Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF
@harleighdog.bsky.social
queer nonbinary trans man • he/him • NSFW 🔞 • lab rat • pretty boy • blm | acab | land back | punch nazis • fat, gay, & in the way since 1986 • Durham, NC • 🗨 Discord/Telegram: @HarleighDog • extra NSFW: thefuckmutt.bsky.social
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hey so I seem to have picked up a fair number of new followers this week, and that's cool, but I need y'all to know I'm a fat queer trans furry leftist and freaky little weirdo who does not censor himself here, so like... consider yourselves warned
also, hi, I'm a dog 👋
also, hi, I'm a dog 👋
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this weekend NoFrillDos are only 20, 24, and 40 dollars!
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this weekend NoFrillDos are only 20, 24, and 40 dollars!
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
they're always those prices, but they're those prices this weekend too
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
lmao I got told today by a younger coworker that reddit is for old people, rip 💀💀💀
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
lmao I got told today by a younger coworker that reddit is for old people, rip 💀💀💀
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drew I just passed out remembering this fucking post
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
drew I just passed out remembering this fucking post
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I was so wrong
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I was so wrong
apparently my 'tism is strong enough that I can identify specific birds from across the room while @demonenki.bsky.social is scrolling tiktok c_c
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
apparently my 'tism is strong enough that I can identify specific birds from across the room while @demonenki.bsky.social is scrolling tiktok c_c
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Terrible news, Bunny and I are now excitedly dissecting what a Matrix musical would look like and I've genuinely made myself invested in this tragic idea
Hi Smith I'm Cypher / Hype to decipher, gift and orient a Morpheus coordinate / Correct my abhorrent mistake / Pince-nez reality meet and greet / I'm tired of tasty wheat / Don't care if it's fake / I miss blonds, brunettes and redheads and most of all steak
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Terrible news, Bunny and I are now excitedly dissecting what a Matrix musical would look like and I've genuinely made myself invested in this tragic idea
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
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quickly developing joke at this thanksgiving dinner is just replying "tylenol" when one of us says something very neurodivergent 💀💀💀
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
quickly developing joke at this thanksgiving dinner is just replying "tylenol" when one of us says something very neurodivergent 💀💀💀
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Something a little special for Black Friday this year - Guided Customs! Test my mettle, ask for color/ways we don't have, or just give me a fun challenge! Please note any orders placed with specific prompts *may* take an extra week or so to fulfill! Sale goes live at Midnight PST! 🎉 #Dongsky
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Something a little special for Black Friday this year - Guided Customs! Test my mettle, ask for color/ways we don't have, or just give me a fun challenge! Please note any orders placed with specific prompts *may* take an extra week or so to fulfill! Sale goes live at Midnight PST! 🎉 #Dongsky
every time I see someone speculating on a certain someone's health:
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
every time I see someone speculating on a certain someone's health:
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Just came home to a letter from Canada Life that they won't cover *any* of this >35k surgery since it's being done outside of Canada (it would cost 90-120k if I did it in Canada, mind) so bumping this back up since my surgery date may be as soon as in a couple months
This is one of the hardest things I've ever done: asking for help.
After a financially devastating divorce, I am asking for help getting FFS, a gender-affirming surgery for which I am having to pay a vast majority out of pocket.
Any bit helps.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-blue-...
After a financially devastating divorce, I am asking for help getting FFS, a gender-affirming surgery for which I am having to pay a vast majority out of pocket.
Any bit helps.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-blue-...
Donate to Help Blue (author of Unknown Number) get her surgery, organized by Blue Neustifter
I'll be honest: Choosing to make this project, to ask for help, i… Blue Neustifter needs your support for Help Blue (author of Unknown Number) get her surgery
www.gofundme.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just came home to a letter from Canada Life that they won't cover *any* of this >35k surgery since it's being done outside of Canada (it would cost 90-120k if I did it in Canada, mind) so bumping this back up since my surgery date may be as soon as in a couple months
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IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!
You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!
Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!
Read on!
2025 Muppet Christmas Carol watch count: 3
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
2025 Muppet Christmas Carol watch count: 3
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Home is where the bidet is installed
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Home is where the bidet is installed
quickly developing joke at this thanksgiving dinner is just replying "tylenol" when one of us says something very neurodivergent 💀💀💀
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
quickly developing joke at this thanksgiving dinner is just replying "tylenol" when one of us says something very neurodivergent 💀💀💀
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An autistic woman has reported a perplexing phenomenon whereby, regardless of venue or cuisine, upon entering a café and waiting to be seated she will always be led to the table closest to amplified sound.
Uncanny! Autistic woman at every café somehow always seated under speaker
An autistic woman has reported a perplexing phenomenon whereby, regardless of venue or cuisine, upon entering a café and waiting to be seated she will always be led to the table closest to amplified…
thedailytism.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
An autistic woman has reported a perplexing phenomenon whereby, regardless of venue or cuisine, upon entering a café and waiting to be seated she will always be led to the table closest to amplified sound.
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great, the surgeon fucked up and gave me a chronovagina instead of a neovagina and now i gotta do time dilation
May 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
great, the surgeon fucked up and gave me a chronovagina instead of a neovagina and now i gotta do time dilation
I'm the kind of helpful weirdo who will look up your house on Zillow to see what year it was built to try and figure out how old your siding is to determine the best way to repair it, or if it's original to the construction of house c_c;
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm the kind of helpful weirdo who will look up your house on Zillow to see what year it was built to try and figure out how old your siding is to determine the best way to repair it, or if it's original to the construction of house c_c;
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idiot guys: i am a primal force of nature. i travel with the wind and stalk through lives unseen.
actual wolves: IT'S KISSES TIME i'm gonna need to know what you had for breakfast last week so OPEN WIDE i'm GOING IN 👅
actual wolves: IT'S KISSES TIME i'm gonna need to know what you had for breakfast last week so OPEN WIDE i'm GOING IN 👅
lone wolves: "I am the sole centurion holding back the tides of chaos, I have no ties holding me down and want for nothing."
Actual Wolves: "If I have to be away from my family for more than 30 seconds I'm gonna be super cowa-bummed-out"
Actual Wolves: "If I have to be away from my family for more than 30 seconds I'm gonna be super cowa-bummed-out"
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
idiot guys: i am a primal force of nature. i travel with the wind and stalk through lives unseen.
actual wolves: IT'S KISSES TIME i'm gonna need to know what you had for breakfast last week so OPEN WIDE i'm GOING IN 👅
actual wolves: IT'S KISSES TIME i'm gonna need to know what you had for breakfast last week so OPEN WIDE i'm GOING IN 👅
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
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Buy CHANGE OF HEART in print: furplanet.com/shop/item.as...
Buy CHANGE OF HEART in ebook: baddogbooks.com/product/chan...
Read the whole CHAMPION series free online: archiveofourown.org/series/4940335
Buy CHANGE OF HEART in ebook: baddogbooks.com/product/chan...
Read the whole CHAMPION series free online: archiveofourown.org/series/4940335
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Buy CHANGE OF HEART in print: furplanet.com/shop/item.as...
Buy CHANGE OF HEART in ebook: baddogbooks.com/product/chan...
Read the whole CHAMPION series free online: archiveofourown.org/series/4940335
Buy CHANGE OF HEART in ebook: baddogbooks.com/product/chan...
Read the whole CHAMPION series free online: archiveofourown.org/series/4940335
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but yeah re:making a living off books
My friends and I published our books with an existing market eager for physical print versions, our %age cut is pretty fuckin good, and the series has caught a lot of new readers we didn't expect as well!
Once a quarter, a check comes in that covers groceries.
My friends and I published our books with an existing market eager for physical print versions, our %age cut is pretty fuckin good, and the series has caught a lot of new readers we didn't expect as well!
Once a quarter, a check comes in that covers groceries.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
but yeah re:making a living off books
My friends and I published our books with an existing market eager for physical print versions, our %age cut is pretty fuckin good, and the series has caught a lot of new readers we didn't expect as well!
Once a quarter, a check comes in that covers groceries.
My friends and I published our books with an existing market eager for physical print versions, our %age cut is pretty fuckin good, and the series has caught a lot of new readers we didn't expect as well!
Once a quarter, a check comes in that covers groceries.
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Leaves on your lawn? Good. Leaf them alone. 🍂
Leave the Leaves!
One of the most valuable ways to support pollinators and other invertebrates is to provide them with the shelter they need to survive the winter. Thankfully, all you need to do is do less yard work.
xerces.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Leaves on your lawn? Good. Leaf them alone. 🍂
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I wrote a chapter of When the Earth Was Green about prehistoric autumn partly to enthuse over how important leaf litter is to small lives through the cold months.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I wrote a chapter of When the Earth Was Green about prehistoric autumn partly to enthuse over how important leaf litter is to small lives through the cold months.