Ashland 🌿
@princehendir.bsky.social
He/they/it. 26. Wretched and beastlike, forsaken, but still trucking. Tumblr socialized. Lurk moar.
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (1999). This game doesn't get enough love today.
February 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (1999). This game doesn't get enough love today.
*Loudly into an empty room* they just spent like 20 in-game minutes and three different strength checks to pull Caduceus out of the lower intestines of a dead centipede
February 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
*Loudly into an empty room* they just spent like 20 in-game minutes and three different strength checks to pull Caduceus out of the lower intestines of a dead centipede
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Fellas, is it based to bleed?
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Fellas, is it based to bleed?
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I had been itching to do Miss Piggy for a while.
January 27, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I had been itching to do Miss Piggy for a while.
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
scully you're not gonna believe this
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The thing about hitting 10,000 followers is that it really starts to hit you how many people in life aren't necessarily doing anything *wrong* but are just deeply annoying. This basically increases exponentially with every additional 10,000 followers. It's why most big accounts are insane.
January 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The thing about hitting 10,000 followers is that it really starts to hit you how many people in life aren't necessarily doing anything *wrong* but are just deeply annoying. This basically increases exponentially with every additional 10,000 followers. It's why most big accounts are insane.
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some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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His t-boy swag....
i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
His t-boy swag....
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Comely slattern ankles
Comely slattern ankles uncensored
Waif with bodice
Waif with bodice unlaced
Woman of ill repute nude
Comely slattern ankles uncensored
Waif with bodice
Waif with bodice unlaced
Woman of ill repute nude
April 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Comely slattern ankles
Comely slattern ankles uncensored
Waif with bodice
Waif with bodice unlaced
Woman of ill repute nude
Comely slattern ankles uncensored
Waif with bodice
Waif with bodice unlaced
Woman of ill repute nude
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im ngl "doomer" is a word that reeks of subtle Anglophobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
December 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
im ngl "doomer" is a word that reeks of subtle Anglophobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
They should make a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. that doesn't. Um. Something.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
They should make a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. that doesn't. Um. Something.
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A warning from the lawyer representing the unjustly fired Oklahoma TA! Beware of GFM scams: her client is NOT crowdfunding at this time.
Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A warning from the lawyer representing the unjustly fired Oklahoma TA! Beware of GFM scams: her client is NOT crowdfunding at this time.
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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some important data here
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
some important data here
Lexi (2022)
Ethical YouTube drama video where literally all of it is made up and populated with a cast of characters that do not exist IRL, completely fabricated social media screenshots, etc. Mockumentary for the YouTube girlies
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Lexi (2022)
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"The buzzards already know your name"
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"The buzzards already know your name"
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
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The problem with Blusky is there's a tendency for scolds. The problem with Twitter is that it is Stormfront.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The problem with Blusky is there's a tendency for scolds. The problem with Twitter is that it is Stormfront.