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· Dec 4
I've decided I'm going to start reposting every funny or whimsical post that comes my way, to try and reduce the dourness that pervades here.
So I suddenly start getting very annoying with the reposts... Sorry.
So I suddenly start getting very annoying with the reposts... Sorry.
Vaxxed?
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Vaxxed?
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The city of Jacksonville now turns its attention to kratom. defector.com/jaguars-junc...
Jaguars Junction: Wild Card Round | Defector
Hey, I got a new idea for the next baseball game: Instead of hitting the ball, with a bat, I will just have a bunch of guys on my team pick me up and carry me to first base. Knock over the first…
defector.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The city of Jacksonville now turns its attention to kratom. defector.com/jaguars-junc...
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why is rey straight up jorkin it
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
why is rey straight up jorkin it
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Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay videos and GIFs > Off/unchecked
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay videos and GIFs > Off/unchecked
The judge in this case is older than:
1) The song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
2) The actual sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald
3) The construction of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
1) The song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
2) The actual sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald
3) The construction of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
I’m sorry the judge hearing the Maduro case is 92 years old??
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The judge in this case is older than:
1) The song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
2) The actual sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald
3) The construction of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
1) The song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
2) The actual sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald
3) The construction of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
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Next year absolutely can be worse
issuing a preemptive moratorium on "next year can't be worse, right?" posting, we don't need to jinx ourselves already
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Next year absolutely can be worse
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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this season i’m wishing you and yours a few small holiday cheers
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
this season i’m wishing you and yours a few small holiday cheers
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
Hahaha! Classic Jerry.
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December 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hahaha! Classic Jerry.
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It is the winter solstice. The annual day when Superman notices that the Earth is drifting away from the Sun and he goes and pushes it back into position. Thanks, Superman.
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
It is the winter solstice. The annual day when Superman notices that the Earth is drifting away from the Sun and he goes and pushes it back into position. Thanks, Superman.
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“A Christmas Carol” ending explained: Why is Scrooge nice now?
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“A Christmas Carol” ending explained: Why is Scrooge nice now?
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Bible ending explained: Who is Jesus’ father?
This is explained in a long, unmissable scene *halfway through the movie*, not the ending, and then further discussed about a hundred fucking times before said ending. I despise this era of internet
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Bible ending explained: Who is Jesus’ father?
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New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/
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i know we're all thinking the same thing and are just too afraid to say it publicly so i'll start: big chungus is a would for me
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i know we're all thinking the same thing and are just too afraid to say it publicly so i'll start: big chungus is a would for me
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Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
I think what the past decade of art that chases metrics at all costs has shown us is that people can passively consume things - to the point of making them the most popular things on a given platform - but no one really "likes" it. It's just sitting there, unobjectionable as you scroll.
Yea I think this is kinda it.
Though I'll soft counter with "AI background music/video slop and YTKids slop is pretty popular"
But that's not stuff you really expect to engage with in any meaningful way so it may not matter.
Though I'll soft counter with "AI background music/video slop and YTKids slop is pretty popular"
But that's not stuff you really expect to engage with in any meaningful way so it may not matter.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I think what the past decade of art that chases metrics at all costs has shown us is that people can passively consume things - to the point of making them the most popular things on a given platform - but no one really "likes" it. It's just sitting there, unobjectionable as you scroll.
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
I like how Michael Hobbes' written voice is the exact same as his podcast voice. It lets you really hear his skeets
The leads are screwing within 6 minutes of the start of the first episode and the rest of the show is 75% screwing! This is like a review saying the Godfather needed more mafia.
I have no idea what the show is called because everyone who posts about it just calls it 'the horny hockey show'.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I like how Michael Hobbes' written voice is the exact same as his podcast voice. It lets you really hear his skeets
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6 year old asked “does space have a end?” right before bed and I watched my wife have an existential crisis
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
6 year old asked “does space have a end?” right before bed and I watched my wife have an existential crisis