President Tightrhymes
@prestightrhymes.bsky.social
Republicans and democrats are just two balls of the same dick that Trump had in his mouth.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Republicans and democrats are just two balls of the same dick that Trump had in his mouth.
All my life I felt like I was being lied to. Then I found out what the lie was. Now, the lie has lost all novelty and become mundane.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
All my life I felt like I was being lied to. Then I found out what the lie was. Now, the lie has lost all novelty and become mundane.
Companies should stop wasting money on B.S. training materials and instead pay that money your more experienced coworkers who are going to end up being the ones who train you anyway.
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Companies should stop wasting money on B.S. training materials and instead pay that money your more experienced coworkers who are going to end up being the ones who train you anyway.
Oh boy… Nazis.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh boy… Nazis.
What if we all got jobs with ICE but then just harassed white people in wealthy areas.
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What if we all got jobs with ICE but then just harassed white people in wealthy areas.
My favorite move out of the “not-racist” Republican playbook is pretending like they can’t pronounce ethnic-sounding, yet very simple, names like Kamala or Mamdani.
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My favorite move out of the “not-racist” Republican playbook is pretending like they can’t pronounce ethnic-sounding, yet very simple, names like Kamala or Mamdani.
We know these Republican Nazis J.D. Vance is trying to claim are “kids” aren’t children because they’re far too old for Trump and his friends to be attracted to.
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We know these Republican Nazis J.D. Vance is trying to claim are “kids” aren’t children because they’re far too old for Trump and his friends to be attracted to.
ATTENTION! Wally’s wants everyone to have pissy phones.
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ATTENTION! Wally’s wants everyone to have pissy phones.
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Ever worry that you are communicating too much unknowingly with your animal trying to use their language "We are the forever couple, we owe this thing a love with honesty. When we're rough around each other I'm thinking of cardboard"
September 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Ever worry that you are communicating too much unknowingly with your animal trying to use their language "We are the forever couple, we owe this thing a love with honesty. When we're rough around each other I'm thinking of cardboard"
I cannot recommend enough Visa’s new cum-free debit cards.
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I cannot recommend enough Visa’s new cum-free debit cards.
The best advice I can give you to working a super corporate job is to wait as long as possible to respond to someone and then when you do, ask them questions that were already answered in the initial correspondence.
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The best advice I can give you to working a super corporate job is to wait as long as possible to respond to someone and then when you do, ask them questions that were already answered in the initial correspondence.
They got DEI in our tomatoes now!?!?
September 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They got DEI in our tomatoes now!?!?
A TV show about an epileptic unlicensed P.I. and his bloodhound partner named “Illegal Search and Seizure.”
September 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A TV show about an epileptic unlicensed P.I. and his bloodhound partner named “Illegal Search and Seizure.”
That was so embarrassing! The wetter we got, the softer I got with my pastatute.
September 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
That was so embarrassing! The wetter we got, the softer I got with my pastatute.
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every town I've ever lived in, and I've lived in five states, has had a unicycle guy. how does one become a unicycle guy? is it born from pain or joy? is god even real?
September 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
every town I've ever lived in, and I've lived in five states, has had a unicycle guy. how does one become a unicycle guy? is it born from pain or joy? is god even real?
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making sure all the i's are dotted and t's are crossed with a pen that ran out of ink a long time ago
September 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
making sure all the i's are dotted and t's are crossed with a pen that ran out of ink a long time ago
This is nothing new. When I was a boy, I had relatives who thought gravity wasn’t real, vaccines were poison, and Jews were behind everything. You know what we did? We got through thanksgiving dinner and went on our way. We DID NOT give them podcasts and presidential cabinet positions.
September 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
This is nothing new. When I was a boy, I had relatives who thought gravity wasn’t real, vaccines were poison, and Jews were behind everything. You know what we did? We got through thanksgiving dinner and went on our way. We DID NOT give them podcasts and presidential cabinet positions.
New Trump Aide Asking About a Light Switch: Would you like this on or off, sir?
Trump: Yes. And you’re going to need to shut your integrity off while you’re working here too.
Trump: Yes. And you’re going to need to shut your integrity off while you’re working here too.
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
New Trump Aide Asking About a Light Switch: Would you like this on or off, sir?
Trump: Yes. And you’re going to need to shut your integrity off while you’re working here too.
Trump: Yes. And you’re going to need to shut your integrity off while you’re working here too.
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(Leading him to the Sphinx) Yeah, it’s like a trivia night
April 26, 2024 at 7:31 PM
(Leading him to the Sphinx) Yeah, it’s like a trivia night
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*gets a teardrop tattoo for every buzz I’ve killed*
August 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
*gets a teardrop tattoo for every buzz I’ve killed*
Settle down. Don’t be so heteroperformative.
August 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Settle down. Don’t be so heteroperformative.
I don’t know what is going on with Fortnite right now, but apparently my son just bought some fantastic foreskin.
August 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I don’t know what is going on with Fortnite right now, but apparently my son just bought some fantastic foreskin.
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If i'm being chased by the cops i lke to sketch out hopscotch squares every few feet to make it more fun for us
August 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If i'm being chased by the cops i lke to sketch out hopscotch squares every few feet to make it more fun for us