President Tightrhymes
@prestightrhymes.bsky.social
Oh boy… Nazis.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh boy… Nazis.
ATTENTION! Wally’s wants everyone to have pissy phones.
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ATTENTION! Wally’s wants everyone to have pissy phones.
I cannot recommend enough Visa’s new cum-free debit cards.
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I cannot recommend enough Visa’s new cum-free debit cards.
They got DEI in our tomatoes now!?!?
September 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They got DEI in our tomatoes now!?!?
It is wild to watch these losers circle jerk each other over the exact same joke again and again and again and again. I would honestly rather be dead than this boring and unoriginal.
August 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It is wild to watch these losers circle jerk each other over the exact same joke again and again and again and again. I would honestly rather be dead than this boring and unoriginal.
There’s a zero percent chance Jethro T Boots isn’t a cartoon cat.
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There’s a zero percent chance Jethro T Boots isn’t a cartoon cat.
All of our engines sound like the fattest, dirtiest farts!
July 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
All of our engines sound like the fattest, dirtiest farts!
If you’re more than four feet tall, you’re not getting your elbows down to these airport chair armrests. If you’ve got freakishly long Neanderthal arms, maybe.
July 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If you’re more than four feet tall, you’re not getting your elbows down to these airport chair armrests. If you’ve got freakishly long Neanderthal arms, maybe.
Roosevelt: (whispering) Hey, Abe.
Lincoln: *sighs* What, Teddy?
Roosevelt: We've got like opposite facial hair.
Lincoln: Goddamnit.
Lincoln: *sighs* What, Teddy?
Roosevelt: We've got like opposite facial hair.
Lincoln: Goddamnit.
June 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Roosevelt: (whispering) Hey, Abe.
Lincoln: *sighs* What, Teddy?
Roosevelt: We've got like opposite facial hair.
Lincoln: Goddamnit.
Lincoln: *sighs* What, Teddy?
Roosevelt: We've got like opposite facial hair.
Lincoln: Goddamnit.
Well, I’m going to be seeing this thing whenever I close my eyes for the rest of my life.
June 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Well, I’m going to be seeing this thing whenever I close my eyes for the rest of my life.
The only affordable housing in the north suburbs.
May 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The only affordable housing in the north suburbs.
Why did they choose the cutest lamb possible???
May 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why did they choose the cutest lamb possible???
When you’ve taken a vow to not fuck any rams.
April 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When you’ve taken a vow to not fuck any rams.
Suicide pt. 3
April 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Suicide pt. 3
Suicide pt. 2
April 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Suicide pt. 2
Suicide pt. 1
April 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Suicide pt. 1
I’m being harassed by a green onion.
April 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m being harassed by a green onion.
Imagine getting possessed by a demon and his f*cking name is “Ned Schneider.”
April 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine getting possessed by a demon and his f*cking name is “Ned Schneider.”
Now that we got rid of child labor laws, Wendy’s put up a baby gate to keep their baby employees from crawling away.
April 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Now that we got rid of child labor laws, Wendy’s put up a baby gate to keep their baby employees from crawling away.
What the fuck is Facebook trying to sell me?
April 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What the fuck is Facebook trying to sell me?
Good luck keeping your hands off me when I smell like I just aired out the place
March 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Good luck keeping your hands off me when I smell like I just aired out the place
Don’t even try to kick it with me if you’re not WILD 4 CHRIST
March 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Don’t even try to kick it with me if you’re not WILD 4 CHRIST