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Zeph
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Developer Wrangler, Queer, Toy Robots. Simple As.

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Sure, lob another idiot into the fucking idiot pile
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
All this bullshit could have been avoided if he'd just used his fucking eyes to read the original post instead of the lying machine. You know, like an actual journalist is supposed to do.
Sorry all this is my fault; and speculation has grown worse because I have been sick in bed with a high fever and unable to reliably address it (still am sick)

I was told by management not to comment until they did. Here is my statement in images below

arstechnica.com/staff/2026/0...
February 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Canary Worf.
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Greatest moments of Trek: Odo the shapeshifter loses virginity to Hillary Clinton
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.

Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.

From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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10 days ago, matt mullenweg uploaded a blog post about how he started using AI to code and now tumblr is entirely non functional

great job, buddy! i knew you havent lost your touch
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Swapping focus between work not work is breaking me today. I look at discord for a minute and it's epstein is alive confirmed by his fortnite account oh and he caused the financial crisis and brexit, and none of it is entirely mad? wtf

I think I just want bad screen today? jesus this is exhausting
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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It's wild how all this could have been avoided if there was just a general principle not to use companies run by fascist billionaires to deliver key infrastructure projects in the first place.
Pressure building on govt to come clean about Mandelson's role in bringing US spy-tech firm Palantir into the heart of our NHS.

The fingerprints of Mandelson and his lobbying firm are all over these deals.

The rot goes to the heart of this Labour govt

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Calls to halt UK Palantir contracts grow amid ‘lack of transparency’ over deals
Opposition MPs urge Labour to pause public contracts with the US tech firm after attempts to examine deals blocked
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.

A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.

The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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British English is so interesting sometimes, it has lots of unique vernacular like “bangers” for sausages, “bishy-barney-bee” for ladybird, and “master of the dark arts” for “compromised politician who’s best friends with a billionaire pedophile”
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Crime headline of the day.
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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@unburntwitch.com critically important noodle video
oh worm?
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Happy Threshold Day! #startrek #voy (original air date: 1/29/1996)
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Literally tilting at windmills
TRUMP: EUROPE IS DESTROYING ITSELF WITH THE WINDMILLS THEY ARE BUILDING
January 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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John hamm is what i would call myself if i was a lamp rubbin pig wished into a real boy
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
youtubers I am begging you please pan your vocal channels to center it feels like half my head has stopped working
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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in 1973, basque separatists killed spain’s fascist prime minister with a bomb so powerful it launched the car he was in clear over a five story building. he survived the initial attack but died in the hospital
January 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM