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With this you have created the number one bridge under heaven
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Explorers emerge from a gigantic drill vehicle and shine a flashlight on a large white spherical object labelled "Core." The sphere has a dore on it. The explorers approach the core and one grabs the doorknob. He asks "what mysteries lie within?" The door opens to reveal a man pleasuring himself to vintage porno with his back facing the explores. His head swivels around. His horrified expression underscores the violation of privacy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
While it is very sweet how you can always tell whenever Matthew Yglesias is planning on making earth shattering thigh cramping hoarse throat hollering style love to his wife. I have never approved of him using ‘getting yelled at on social media networks’ to charge up his (admittedly girthy) pud.
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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ironchefbot.bsky.social
Frame #29800 from S06 -E06 - Lamb Battle-629290
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
New post for bluesky thanks
Lyndon B Johnson perhaps one of the original Showers (not grower). Either that or he was just constantly erotically titillated by his pursuit of power. But only slightly, based on the literature (as far as I can recall). Slapping his semi down on a desk being like Meat-Off Time. You lose you vote for the great society. I just think if he was getting pissed and angrily unbuttoning his trousers to pull out a fully erect dick to threaten a 53 year old senator it wouldn’t have nearly the same intimidation factor. It’s about fear of the unknown. It’s about making them say “well Jesus Christ if the god damn things that big and he’s not even hard who KNOWS what the whole story is. My whole shit looks like an animal cracker got stuck to some gum and rolled over a hairball. I have to vote to electrify West Texas.”’
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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osullyville.bsky.social
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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kriswolfhe.art
Whenever I think of Satya Nadella's stupid fucking 'AI Advisors' shit I think of Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends he listens to for political advice (they voted for Trump 3 times)

We're ruled by superstitious lunatics and they don't even have the courtesy to die from drinking liquid mercury
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
@cingraham.bsky.social u see this
conradhackett.bsky.social Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · Oct 23
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We're looking for an excellent writer/editor with strong data journalism skills to join the religion team at @pewresearch.org.

pewtrusts.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Center...
The writer/editor is a position within the Center’s Religion research team, which seeks to promote a deeper understanding of religion and spirituality. The Religion research team conducts surveys, demographic analyses and other social science research in the United States and around the world, studying people’s religious beliefs and practices as well as their views on related issues, including religion’s role in public life. The ideal candidate will have a strong data journalism mindset, with the ability to translate complex quantitative findings into clear and engaging narratives that are nonpartisan and non-advocacy. This position will be embedded within the Religion research team, where the writer/editor will work collaboratively to shape the team’s research agenda, including identifying key research questions; contributing to survey development; and synthesizing findings into accessible and compelling storylines. The writer/editor will also evaluate drafts of research reports to determine whether there are shortcomings in the analysis; edit, rewrite and reorganize drafts as necessary to improve flow and clarity; and work with researchers and designers to create appropriate charts and tables. In addition, the writer/editor will provide guidance and training to the Religion team’s researchers and serve as a writing resource. Following the release of reports, the writer/editor may help disseminate research to the public through the Center’s social media channels, videos, newsletters, and virtual or in-person gatherings, always adhering to the Center’s independent, nonpartisan, non-advocacy stance. 
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
It's Stardew Valley harvest season
October 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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thegnarrator.bsky.social
David Foster Wallace Shawn
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
Nice titmouse. Tufted?
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
the ghost in my living room
a black and white drawing of a sheet ghost with button eyes in the corner of a room waving, with text boxes that say "the ghost in my living room doesn't do very much. I thought it was going to be a way bigger deal at first. Sometimes I catch him whistling theme songs for gameshows and muttering 'crud, what was the name of that one?' and then when I try to answer it's like he can't hear me and keeps doing it until he figures it out on his own. Other times he says stuff like 'I could go for a grinder, but ghost grinders are made of ectoplasm and so are ghosts so it's like I'm eating myself.' Gross. I wish he wouldn't do that, but overall, most of the time, he's just chilling out."
October 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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vgboxart.bsky.social
THE FINAL FANTASY LEGEND
THE FINAL FANTASY LEGEND
September 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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markpopham.bsky.social
GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa

JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'

THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
September 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
Wow. My bibe is nise 😁
sentimentbot.bsky.social sentiment bot @sentimentbot.bsky.social · Sep 18
🙂 Hey @poorolddyl.bsky.social! You're leaning slightly toward the bright side. Your sentiment score is 0.07 (slightly positive). Nice to see you keeping things upbeat. Your followers probably appreciate it.
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
@sentimentbot.bsky.social are you able to read alt text I think it’s important
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
Been thinking about the usage of “noping” or having “noped” “the fuck out” recently. Not a novel observation at this point but I don’t like it!
September 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
Just noped the FUCK out of my stepdaughter’s 10th bday party. Kayleah’s dad showed up unexpectedly and started giving me shit for playing FF7 on my steamdeck by the presents table instead of hanging out with the kids. Like. OK david.Am I supposed to watch 3rd graders play pin the tail on the donkey🙄
September 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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important.website
i am Binging With Babish. i haev a long neck and beak. repost this or i will fly into your kitchen and make a mess
September 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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emotion-engine.bsky.social
September 11th, 2001. A shocked nation grieves as the World Trade Center is destroyed in the largest terrorist attack on American soil. Unsure of what else to do, GameFAQs user BoredGamer collects their thoughts and begins to work on a plain text walkthrough of Tail of the Sun
UPDATE HISTORY 9/11/01- I'm still getting over the day of tragedy we here in the US have just endured. At 10 PM Pacific time, I decided I would resume life the same as I had before the incident. I decided to move on and continue FAQ writing by creating a FAQ for this game. Today, it sees it's official birth as I call it. Legal Bit is up and running (Section 12) • Got a start on the FAQ•
March 25, 2024 at 12:06 AM