Polly Mamdani is my president
@pollyphemeus.bsky.social
If your nation offers no services, your state should pay no taxes. sic semper tyrannis use alt text! 30 something Queen of Dragons. Audhd, DID. 18+. Partner of @mortamarkahn.bsky.social
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People always forget a revolution has to happen twice. Once to depose the dictator, and again to depose his would be replacement. It's why so many revolutions have ended poorly. They only did the first step. Then a Gavin type takes control and it's so over
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my God, I hope those lampreys are okay
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
my God, I hope those lampreys are okay
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It was so cool watching him* kiss the ring**
*Trump
**Mamdani's
*Trump
**Mamdani's
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It was so cool watching him* kiss the ring**
*Trump
**Mamdani's
*Trump
**Mamdani's
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i gotta take lewds with my makeup in more often i am fucking feeling myself tonight
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i gotta take lewds with my makeup in more often i am fucking feeling myself tonight
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I can't stay away from them 😵💫
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I can't stay away from them 😵💫
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Jason and the Argonauts (1963). Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Brilliant creepy score by Bernard Herrmann
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Jason and the Argonauts (1963). Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Brilliant creepy score by Bernard Herrmann
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Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
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was talking to someone about this and here’s what it feels like when you say i’m “not fat, actually pretty”:
it sounds like you’re saying that as a fat person i should feel honored that a thinner person has told me that my beauty in their eyes has overridden my fatness.
it sounds like you’re saying that as a fat person i should feel honored that a thinner person has told me that my beauty in their eyes has overridden my fatness.
IMPORTANT PSA FOR YOUR FAT FEMME FRIDAY:
if i describe myself as fat, that is not your opportunity to say “i don’t think you’re fat, i think you’re really pretty actually” cause here’s the thing…
i never said i wasn’t pretty 😝
and fat is NOT a bad word.
if i describe myself as fat, that is not your opportunity to say “i don’t think you’re fat, i think you’re really pretty actually” cause here’s the thing…
i never said i wasn’t pretty 😝
and fat is NOT a bad word.
September 29, 2023 at 4:26 PM
was talking to someone about this and here’s what it feels like when you say i’m “not fat, actually pretty”:
it sounds like you’re saying that as a fat person i should feel honored that a thinner person has told me that my beauty in their eyes has overridden my fatness.
it sounds like you’re saying that as a fat person i should feel honored that a thinner person has told me that my beauty in their eyes has overridden my fatness.
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Holy living fuck. How is this real life?
“Someone called for my execution! I will do nothing about this but please donate to my campaign!”
“Someone called for my execution! I will do nothing about this but please donate to my campaign!”
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Holy living fuck. How is this real life?
“Someone called for my execution! I will do nothing about this but please donate to my campaign!”
“Someone called for my execution! I will do nothing about this but please donate to my campaign!”
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"condemning socialism" means SNAP btw. It means Obamacare. It means food pantries and Clothing swaps. It means anything that would benefit the struggling common American.
condemning socialism means tax breaks for the wealthy and relaxed industry regulation. It's not anti socialist, its Pro-Fascism
condemning socialism means tax breaks for the wealthy and relaxed industry regulation. It's not anti socialist, its Pro-Fascism
4 senior House Dems — Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, Pete Aguilar, & Ted Lieu — voted for a Republican-led resolution to “CONDEMN SOCIALISM,” a symbolic measure that passed the chamber on Wed. The vote comes as NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is set to meet with Pres. Donald Trump at the WH today.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"condemning socialism" means SNAP btw. It means Obamacare. It means food pantries and Clothing swaps. It means anything that would benefit the struggling common American.
condemning socialism means tax breaks for the wealthy and relaxed industry regulation. It's not anti socialist, its Pro-Fascism
condemning socialism means tax breaks for the wealthy and relaxed industry regulation. It's not anti socialist, its Pro-Fascism
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
It was so cool watching him* kiss the ring**
*Trump
**Mamdani's
*Trump
**Mamdani's
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It was so cool watching him* kiss the ring**
*Trump
**Mamdani's
*Trump
**Mamdani's
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I continue to believe that the biggest problem with the United States is that our reaction to injustice is to ask "how is this allowed?" instead of "why are we allowing this?"
The first is waiting for a superhero to come and save us. The second is us resolving to join together and save ourselves.
The first is waiting for a superhero to come and save us. The second is us resolving to join together and save ourselves.
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I continue to believe that the biggest problem with the United States is that our reaction to injustice is to ask "how is this allowed?" instead of "why are we allowing this?"
The first is waiting for a superhero to come and save us. The second is us resolving to join together and save ourselves.
The first is waiting for a superhero to come and save us. The second is us resolving to join together and save ourselves.
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Saturdays are for the sluts 🖤
November 17, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Saturdays are for the sluts 🖤
No they didn't this isn't true! 😭
charlie brown's hoes had hoes!
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No they didn't this isn't true! 😭
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and the final one in [this particular] beach art series, underwater kiss
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
and the final one in [this particular] beach art series, underwater kiss
"condemning socialism" means SNAP btw. It means Obamacare. It means food pantries and Clothing swaps. It means anything that would benefit the struggling common American.
condemning socialism means tax breaks for the wealthy and relaxed industry regulation. It's not anti socialist, its Pro-Fascism
condemning socialism means tax breaks for the wealthy and relaxed industry regulation. It's not anti socialist, its Pro-Fascism
4 senior House Dems — Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, Pete Aguilar, & Ted Lieu — voted for a Republican-led resolution to “CONDEMN SOCIALISM,” a symbolic measure that passed the chamber on Wed. The vote comes as NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is set to meet with Pres. Donald Trump at the WH today.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"condemning socialism" means SNAP btw. It means Obamacare. It means food pantries and Clothing swaps. It means anything that would benefit the struggling common American.
condemning socialism means tax breaks for the wealthy and relaxed industry regulation. It's not anti socialist, its Pro-Fascism
condemning socialism means tax breaks for the wealthy and relaxed industry regulation. It's not anti socialist, its Pro-Fascism
I will vote for Gavin the same day I'd vote for Trump
(long after I'm dead)
(long after I'm dead)
Will you support Gov. Gavin Newsom for President in 2028? 💙❤️🔥
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I will vote for Gavin the same day I'd vote for Trump
(long after I'm dead)
(long after I'm dead)
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Cis men just don't make good fwb at all lmao
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Cis men just don't make good fwb at all lmao
Mother in law is very sick, probably a neurological thing but she thinks she's cold ALL THE TIME. So the house is cranked up waaay too hot for the winter. 😭 everytime I go out I have to strip the second I get in bc I'm sweating. I miss hot cocoa and a warm sweater with the window open 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Mother in law is very sick, probably a neurological thing but she thinks she's cold ALL THE TIME. So the house is cranked up waaay too hot for the winter. 😭 everytime I go out I have to strip the second I get in bc I'm sweating. I miss hot cocoa and a warm sweater with the window open 🥺
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How many more weeks do you think AI has left? I think the budget is almost gone, and Thiel selling off Nvidea stocks I think seals it. I'm thinking under a month before the money is gone
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How many more weeks do you think AI has left? I think the budget is almost gone, and Thiel selling off Nvidea stocks I think seals it. I'm thinking under a month before the money is gone