pnutprez
@pnutprez.bsky.social
she/they | defiant until death | American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God. | "Peanut President has never had a correct thought about anything, ever."
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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
really getting sick of people on this very website going "man this place dead twitter is so much better."
sorry that the child porn and nazi emporium is more your style, maybe you should eat a shotgun
sorry that the child porn and nazi emporium is more your style, maybe you should eat a shotgun
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 AM
really getting sick of people on this very website going "man this place dead twitter is so much better."
sorry that the child porn and nazi emporium is more your style, maybe you should eat a shotgun
sorry that the child porn and nazi emporium is more your style, maybe you should eat a shotgun
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What did i say that was unclear
Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode
Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
What did i say that was unclear
Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode
Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode
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rice is one of the simplest things to cook, stop buying rice cookers
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
rice is one of the simplest things to cook, stop buying rice cookers
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always funny to see ppl quote posting a Cis Opinion and it's from an account you muted months ago
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
always funny to see ppl quote posting a Cis Opinion and it's from an account you muted months ago
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if you like harry potter kill yourself
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
if you like harry potter kill yourself
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The only way I can tell some gaming event happened these days is my feed on social media is basically this:
June 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The only way I can tell some gaming event happened these days is my feed on social media is basically this:
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like a fashion brand getting bought by nudists
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
like a fashion brand getting bought by nudists
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~ current mood ~
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
~ current mood ~
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columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild
fried brain sandwiches (not a euphemism, its literally fried brains on a bun)
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
fried brain sandwiches (not a euphemism, its literally fried brains on a bun)
Matthew 6:24
"we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"
"we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Matthew 6:24
"we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"
"we gotta kill the fuckin rich dude like rn ongod"
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they’re gonna have a heated conversation about the future of the white sox
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they’re gonna have a heated conversation about the future of the white sox
going to my bank and asking for a 10,000 year mortgage
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
going to my bank and asking for a 10,000 year mortgage
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there is often a reason I say being a pervert is incredibly punk, praxis as a whole, and if you are going to be a pervert, you have to be staunchly leftist as well and it is due to this exact reason
you must be willing to fight for your right and others rights to exist if you wanna be freaky imo
you must be willing to fight for your right and others rights to exist if you wanna be freaky imo
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
there is often a reason I say being a pervert is incredibly punk, praxis as a whole, and if you are going to be a pervert, you have to be staunchly leftist as well and it is due to this exact reason
you must be willing to fight for your right and others rights to exist if you wanna be freaky imo
you must be willing to fight for your right and others rights to exist if you wanna be freaky imo
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Condiment King's time to shine.
Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.
Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.
September 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Condiment King's time to shine.
Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.
Don't know who that is? You still have time to ketch up.
grow up
The reality is that lots of people, 95% of the planet, eg me, pick up this skeet outside of the U.S. & don’t use those measurements. Now I have to convert: 40”=1.016 m. OK, a metre of rain. Now I understand how bad. In the future, could you consider the other 19/20 people on earth? #MoreMetric
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
grow up
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People are so brainwashed about Chicago being a crime infested hellhole that they assume white people and single family homes must be in the burbs. This is in the city.
its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
People are so brainwashed about Chicago being a crime infested hellhole that they assume white people and single family homes must be in the burbs. This is in the city.
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so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
August 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
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“we all had a nazi phase, right?” my brother in christ: no
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“we all had a nazi phase, right?” my brother in christ: no