wireless headphones apologist
@jdvalenzuela.bsky.social
retired-ish baseball writer, women’s sports enthusiast, and gajillion time marathoner
chicago/milwaukee
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chicago/milwaukee
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cutesy fourth quarter bullshit!!!
this is actually the first bears game i’ve watched all year. do they always try to pull this cutesy bullshit
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
cutesy fourth quarter bullshit!!!
this is actually the first bears game i’ve watched all year. do they always try to pull this cutesy bullshit
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
this is actually the first bears game i’ve watched all year. do they always try to pull this cutesy bullshit
the bears are doo doo butter
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the bears are doo doo butter
bonded with the owner of this bar by telling showing her my birth chart and talking about how much i love hot dogs
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
bonded with the owner of this bar by telling showing her my birth chart and talking about how much i love hot dogs
i’m at a bar in wisconsin where they all think malort is “actually fine.” are they allowed to say this
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i’m at a bar in wisconsin where they all think malort is “actually fine.” are they allowed to say this
and when I’m back in Dane county I feeeeeel it
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
and when I’m back in Dane county I feeeeeel it
defensive driving is when you try to keep the other drivers from scoring
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
defensive driving is when you try to keep the other drivers from scoring
yes Spotify sucks and wrapped sucks as well but it is affirming to know that people I don’t like listen to terrible music
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
yes Spotify sucks and wrapped sucks as well but it is affirming to know that people I don’t like listen to terrible music
no weapon formed against the Costco hot dog shall prosper
if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
no weapon formed against the Costco hot dog shall prosper
weaning myself* off caffeine 😏😤
*i’m too lazy to go to the store
*i’m too lazy to go to the store
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
weaning myself* off caffeine 😏😤
*i’m too lazy to go to the store
*i’m too lazy to go to the store
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There’s a good book on this called Burying the Black Sox, about the sham trial that came out of it, and while it was probably best for the sport, kennesaw mountain landis was maybe the most racist man alive.
Also revisited the 1919 Black Sox scandal, which I learned caused no discernible harm to MLB’s business, just its image in the eyes of press. The first commissioner punished the Black Sox while enforcing a far worse violation of competitive integrity. frontofficesports.com/gambling-isn...
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There’s a good book on this called Burying the Black Sox, about the sham trial that came out of it, and while it was probably best for the sport, kennesaw mountain landis was maybe the most racist man alive.
shouting “SELL THE TEAM” at medieval times when our knight loses
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
shouting “SELL THE TEAM” at medieval times when our knight loses
just i remember when you were a baby’d a cousin. this makes me canonically unc
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
just i remember when you were a baby’d a cousin. this makes me canonically unc
i didn’t marry into a turkey trot family. i AM the turkey trot family
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i didn’t marry into a turkey trot family. i AM the turkey trot family
gorgeous gorgeous girls have inexplicable tricep injuries
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
gorgeous gorgeous girls have inexplicable tricep injuries
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kids are never too young to learn how evil jerry reinsdorf is
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
kids are never too young to learn how evil jerry reinsdorf is
what a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
what a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
update: kitty’s mom has been found!
is anyone in Pilsen missing a cat? specifically this one
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
update: kitty’s mom has been found!
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I get the Pilsen Community Books e-newsletter and they announced they’re moving, luckily to another part of Pilsen.
But the landlord in their current location on 18th and Carpenter raised their rent by 50%! Not sustainable for small businesses. Happy they are staying alive and expanding elsewhere.
But the landlord in their current location on 18th and Carpenter raised their rent by 50%! Not sustainable for small businesses. Happy they are staying alive and expanding elsewhere.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I get the Pilsen Community Books e-newsletter and they announced they’re moving, luckily to another part of Pilsen.
But the landlord in their current location on 18th and Carpenter raised their rent by 50%! Not sustainable for small businesses. Happy they are staying alive and expanding elsewhere.
But the landlord in their current location on 18th and Carpenter raised their rent by 50%! Not sustainable for small businesses. Happy they are staying alive and expanding elsewhere.
is anyone in Pilsen missing a cat? specifically this one
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
is anyone in Pilsen missing a cat? specifically this one
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Mo'ne Davis spent years telling people that she was done playing baseball. She did not want to be forever defined by what she did as a 13-year-old in Little League, a decade ago, and she did not feel like there was space for her to do much else. And then she felt differently. On Davis and the WPBL:
Mo’ne Davis Is Finally Ready to Play Baseball Again
More than a decade after becoming a Little League sensation at age 13, Mo’ne Davis is set to make more history as the face of the Women’s Pro Baseball League.
www.si.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Mo'ne Davis spent years telling people that she was done playing baseball. She did not want to be forever defined by what she did as a 13-year-old in Little League, a decade ago, and she did not feel like there was space for her to do much else. And then she felt differently. On Davis and the WPBL:
have not had a thought in about three days. bliss
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
have not had a thought in about three days. bliss
penix looking extra stiff today (compliment)
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
penix looking extra stiff today (compliment)
Bijan Robinson…the man that you are
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Bijan Robinson…the man that you are
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the Dolphins are playing in Spain so today his name is Vosotros-a Tagovailoa
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the Dolphins are playing in Spain so today his name is Vosotros-a Tagovailoa