Kyle
@plugtypeb.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Certified “nice guy”. Don’t forget your sunscreen. He/They
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Also, Minnesota's state bird
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Also, Minnesota's state bird
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No unrest, but Walgreens on South Lyndale not taking any chances. I wish they wouldn't do this.
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
No unrest, but Walgreens on South Lyndale not taking any chances. I wish they wouldn't do this.
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I don’t know how to explain to all of you outside the Twin Cities metro how bleak it is to live here right now - and yet somehow I am even more certain of the goodness of my community than I ever have been.
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I don’t know how to explain to all of you outside the Twin Cities metro how bleak it is to live here right now - and yet somehow I am even more certain of the goodness of my community than I ever have been.
We explained ICE to my six year old last night but didn’t even mention the murder they committed in town. When he woke up this morning and we told him school was closed he immediately asked if it was because of ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
We explained ICE to my six year old last night but didn’t even mention the murder they committed in town. When he woke up this morning and we told him school was closed he immediately asked if it was because of ICE.
Hard agree as a parent of an MPS student.
It’s absolutely the right call and fucking surreal that our public schools have to close because of the threat posed by OUR OWN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. I am beyond livid.
This the right call.
Please check in with neighbors who may need support with childcare.
Please check in with neighbors who may need support with childcare.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Hard agree as a parent of an MPS student.
And now MPLS schools are closed or the rest of the week.
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
And now MPLS schools are closed or the rest of the week.
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You might think your cynicism is savvy, but them? They’re going to prove you wrong.
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
You might think your cynicism is savvy, but them? They’re going to prove you wrong.
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Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after fatal shooting: "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We don't want you here"
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after fatal shooting: "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We don't want you here"
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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I mean what would Trump reasonably do if Minnesota pressed charges. Deny funding to the state? He's already doing that!
Remember: Federal officials do not enjoy categorical, absolute immunity from state-level prosecutions. They are entitled to removal to federal court. But conduct that is unreasonable or unnecessary for the execution of their law enforcement duties is susceptible to criminal prosecution.
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I mean what would Trump reasonably do if Minnesota pressed charges. Deny funding to the state? He's already doing that!
One of those days where my emotions waver between “I hope the powder keg doesn’t explode” and “the powder keg would be justified in exploding”
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
One of those days where my emotions waver between “I hope the powder keg doesn’t explode” and “the powder keg would be justified in exploding”
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neither pro-Stancil nor anti-Stancil, but a secret pro-third thing (going outside)
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
neither pro-Stancil nor anti-Stancil, but a secret pro-third thing (going outside)
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Happy New Year to the real ones!!! (posters who are on Bluesky in the opening minutes of 2026)
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Happy New Year to the real ones!!! (posters who are on Bluesky in the opening minutes of 2026)
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Busted. My dad held the garbage bag while I collected the wrapping paper scraps and stuffed it.
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Busted. My dad held the garbage bag while I collected the wrapping paper scraps and stuffed it.
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Martian: I am twelve
Martian: I am twelve
December 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Martian: I am twelve
Martian: I am twelve
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Incredible things happening on Facebook dot com
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Incredible things happening on Facebook dot com
I only learned of this device yesterday. I spent about 90 minutes calling all around the twin cities only to find it’s sold out absolutely everywhere. Reminds of when I had to go through TSA because the last Yoto in town was for sale at MSP Airport.
Nex Playground is the new console sensation in America. It's sold out across the country, and the company behind it are flying in hardware to try and meet Christmas demand. We speak to their CEO on the remarkable journey so far www.thegamebusiness.com/p/we-want-a-...
“We want a Nex Playground in every living room”
Nex CEO David Lee shares the remarkable story of the family game console that’s taking America by storm
www.thegamebusiness.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I only learned of this device yesterday. I spent about 90 minutes calling all around the twin cities only to find it’s sold out absolutely everywhere. Reminds of when I had to go through TSA because the last Yoto in town was for sale at MSP Airport.
Damn did the CPI print come in low. Of course assuming rent growth was 0 in October certainly helped keep it low. Even my firm’s relatively apolitical chief investment officer wonders if the fix is in (I’m not quite there yet but the fact we wonder at all sucks)
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Damn did the CPI print come in low. Of course assuming rent growth was 0 in October certainly helped keep it low. Even my firm’s relatively apolitical chief investment officer wonders if the fix is in (I’m not quite there yet but the fact we wonder at all sucks)
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
Especially silly considering CA starts linking its cap and trade program to Washington’s next year, and the new governor will have their hands directly in the process.
Wrote about why I think it's a bad idea — politically and otherwise — that none of California's gubernatorial candidates want to talk about climate change. www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/climate-go...
Who wants to be a climate governor?
In the battle between physics and politics, politics is winning — even in California.
www.climatecoloredgoggles.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Especially silly considering CA starts linking its cap and trade program to Washington’s next year, and the new governor will have their hands directly in the process.
i fucked up my macarons again
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i fucked up my macarons again