Kyle
@plugtypeb.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Certified “nice guy”. Don’t forget your sunscreen. He/They
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Happy New Year to the real ones!!! (posters who are on Bluesky in the opening minutes of 2026)
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Happy New Year to the real ones!!! (posters who are on Bluesky in the opening minutes of 2026)
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Busted. My dad held the garbage bag while I collected the wrapping paper scraps and stuffed it.
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Busted. My dad held the garbage bag while I collected the wrapping paper scraps and stuffed it.
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Martian: I am twelve
Martian: I am twelve
December 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Martian: I am twelve
Martian: I am twelve
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Really appreciate the justified anger in this piece by @ryanlcooper.com.
The GOP's narrative about trans people "is and always has been a lie. What these people actually have is a seething, obsessive hatred of trans people. They want them either back in the closet or dead."
The GOP's narrative about trans people "is and always has been a lie. What these people actually have is a seething, obsessive hatred of trans people. They want them either back in the closet or dead."
The Transphobic Mask Is Off - The American Prospect
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene drew up a bill making it a federal felony to provide pediatric transition care of any kind. The ultimate goal is a ban on all trans health care and the end of civil rights ...
prospect.org
December 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Really appreciate the justified anger in this piece by @ryanlcooper.com.
The GOP's narrative about trans people "is and always has been a lie. What these people actually have is a seething, obsessive hatred of trans people. They want them either back in the closet or dead."
The GOP's narrative about trans people "is and always has been a lie. What these people actually have is a seething, obsessive hatred of trans people. They want them either back in the closet or dead."
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Incredible things happening on Facebook dot com
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Incredible things happening on Facebook dot com
I only learned of this device yesterday. I spent about 90 minutes calling all around the twin cities only to find it’s sold out absolutely everywhere. Reminds of when I had to go through TSA because the last Yoto in town was for sale at MSP Airport.
Nex Playground is the new console sensation in America. It's sold out across the country, and the company behind it are flying in hardware to try and meet Christmas demand. We speak to their CEO on the remarkable journey so far www.thegamebusiness.com/p/we-want-a-...
“We want a Nex Playground in every living room”
Nex CEO David Lee shares the remarkable story of the family game console that’s taking America by storm
www.thegamebusiness.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I only learned of this device yesterday. I spent about 90 minutes calling all around the twin cities only to find it’s sold out absolutely everywhere. Reminds of when I had to go through TSA because the last Yoto in town was for sale at MSP Airport.
Damn did the CPI print come in low. Of course assuming rent growth was 0 in October certainly helped keep it low. Even my firm’s relatively apolitical chief investment officer wonders if the fix is in (I’m not quite there yet but the fact we wonder at all sucks)
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Damn did the CPI print come in low. Of course assuming rent growth was 0 in October certainly helped keep it low. Even my firm’s relatively apolitical chief investment officer wonders if the fix is in (I’m not quite there yet but the fact we wonder at all sucks)
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
Especially silly considering CA starts linking its cap and trade program to Washington’s next year, and the new governor will have their hands directly in the process.
Wrote about why I think it's a bad idea — politically and otherwise — that none of California's gubernatorial candidates want to talk about climate change. www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/climate-go...
Who wants to be a climate governor?
In the battle between physics and politics, politics is winning — even in California.
www.climatecoloredgoggles.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Especially silly considering CA starts linking its cap and trade program to Washington’s next year, and the new governor will have their hands directly in the process.
i fucked up my macarons again
December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i fucked up my macarons again
Happy Wednesday’s to all the Minnesotans who, like me, are about to start their snowblower before 6 AM
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Happy Wednesday’s to all the Minnesotans who, like me, are about to start their snowblower before 6 AM
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
Point it to yourselves. The absolute glut of private credit that’s been flooding the market for the past 3 years made it abundantly clear how this was going to go.
In a tough year, private credit bosses are pointing fingers on.ft.com/4pX1Wc0 | opinion
In a tough year, private credit bosses are pointing fingers
Firms like Apollo find it hard to shake narratives formed by legacy private equity and distressed debt operations
on.ft.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Point it to yourselves. The absolute glut of private credit that’s been flooding the market for the past 3 years made it abundantly clear how this was going to go.
Bún bò Huế is one of my wife’s favorite foods. I’m so excited to try this
The first thing you’ll notice when a bowl of Bún bò Huế hits your table is the glistening red color on the top of the soup. That’s pure heat.
5 Things to Know About House of Huế, MN’s First Dedicated Bún bò Huế Shop - Racket
Get ready for some serious Sunday pho, too.
racketmn.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Bún bò Huế is one of my wife’s favorite foods. I’m so excited to try this
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Welcome to Hell. Your president doesn’t give a shit about you. And now you’re here… miserable, cold, wet, and hated. Away from people you care about during the holidays. You evil mfers, you will never win. Hope those army surplus camo cosplays are built for the polar vortex.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Welcome to Hell. Your president doesn’t give a shit about you. And now you’re here… miserable, cold, wet, and hated. Away from people you care about during the holidays. You evil mfers, you will never win. Hope those army surplus camo cosplays are built for the polar vortex.
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Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.
Me and the boys really called our shot last night when we named our team “In 3rd Place”
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me and the boys really called our shot last night when we named our team “In 3rd Place”
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The Republican party is a bunch of vile, racist hypocrites who hate America.
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Republican party is a bunch of vile, racist hypocrites who hate America.
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The president’s racist, divisive rhetoric will do nothing to actually prevent fraud, the Editorial Board writes.
Editorial | Trump’s anti-Somali rampage thrusts Minnesota into the national spotlight
The president’s racist, divisive rhetoric will do nothing to actually prevent fraud, the Editorial Board writes.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The president’s racist, divisive rhetoric will do nothing to actually prevent fraud, the Editorial Board writes.
I have a work anniversary this year and my company is willing to donate to charity. What are some decent food shelves in the Twin Cities that could use some help?
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have a work anniversary this year and my company is willing to donate to charity. What are some decent food shelves in the Twin Cities that could use some help?
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My Somali neighbors have done more to positively Impact this place than Trump is capable of imagining, understanding, or doing.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My Somali neighbors have done more to positively Impact this place than Trump is capable of imagining, understanding, or doing.
Over the weekend I took my six year old to a pokemon card bazaar and tonight he gets to open the first door on his fishing lure advent calendar. His preferences are specific and eclectic.
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Over the weekend I took my six year old to a pokemon card bazaar and tonight he gets to open the first door on his fishing lure advent calendar. His preferences are specific and eclectic.