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Minmax MacAllister

@chunkyle.bsky.social

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Former prolific reply fella. Wanted for crimes against anxiety and procrastination. Hiding out in Minneapolis. Warrior in the fight against B2B SaaS.

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Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · Aug 1

As a disgusting wretch making up the true scum of the earth, a reply guy, I never had a signature pinned tweet. That’s all going to change forever now…

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 50m

Cobble Social House for secret sushi that’s more affordable than Kado no Mise and less annoying than Billy Sushi

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 3h

Luckily they have determined being on a boat and crushing cold beverages is the one cure.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

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Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 13h

They’re calling it Brewers Baseball with Guardians characteristics *soft shell crab flakes falling out of my mouth as i finish my retort*

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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 16h

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Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 21h

I was hoping Jonas decided to go to Europe after all. outstanding offseason for them.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 2d

"While your proposal to increase the bed availability in your shelter from 80 to 140 by purchasing accessory dwelling units was a surprisingly resourceful plan, the budget and governance committees have identified pickleball as the issue that voters care about most."

Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead

Thank you for submitting your grant application for a homelessness shelter expansion. We received many competitive proposals, including yours. With...

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Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 1d

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99 @ninetynine.bsky.social · 1d

A little frustrating that bsky moderation prevents us from seeing violence like this

Interaction between Derek Guy and Matt Stoller on X, the Everything App. Stoller: "Your weird insecurities aside, you consistently lie that native born Americans can't and never have made clothes, and push offshoring in sleazy ways. Then when confronted you have to talk about your left wing views. You're slime." Guy replies: "not true. i've been writing about and promoting US-made clothes for about fifteen years. an early article that comes to mind is my love for 3sixteen jeans, which are made in los angeles. that was published in 2011, the year the second iraq war ended, a war you promoted."

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Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 1d

Remember card check!
I fuckin remember card check

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 1d

I am willing to employ you, just not able to on account of not having a business or basically any cash on hand

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Regina Burstein 🚲 🚈 🌳 @mplsfietser.bike · 2d

The 2nd Nerd Nite: Mpls is happening on October 28.
Eat Street Crossing | doors @ 5:30pm, starts @ 6:15 pm.

Come hang out, eat good food, and learn new things.

nerdnitempls.carrd.co

Nerd Nite: Mpls
Every 4th Tuesday
Location: Eat Street Crossing
Doors at 5:30 pm
Presentations start at 6:15pm

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Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 2d

well stated!

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 2d

We’re bringing back the corncob tweet just for her

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 2d

One battle after another feels like a movie I could watch every other Sunday for maybe the next 5 years or so

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 2d

In 2019 The word neoliberalism had some real utility, it was a way to signal to others you had at least some familiarity with thinking in a political-economic frame. Unfortunately now it is basically a sports team name

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 2d

Salty Janky

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 2d

i did enjoy the prestige television program dedicated to telling that story tho

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 2d

I think its brave to argue smartphones have made people’s lives better

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe the single best food available in the metro. Enjoy your hard earned spoils

Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 3d

Marty’s?

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Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 3d

The democrats continue to be playing marbles while the republicans are playing Call of Duty Warzone, and I don’t think that’s going to change so I should probably get back to my Sunday chores

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3d

Sens. Schumer, Merkley, Murray, and Peters are calling for the resignation of OMB Director Russell Vought.

"By impounding billions of dollars … and aggressively pursuing the illegal use of pocket rescissions, Vought has done everything in his power to gut the federal government piece by piece."

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 3d

good afternoon

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Minmax MacAllister @chunkyle.bsky.social · 3d

there Is a lot of high art that is complete drivel and a lot of b-movie “schlock” that has plenty to say, exhibit A

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3d

have been thinking of rewatching THE FIRST PURGE in light of the federal paramilitaries trying to instigate violence and provoke a reaction from americans

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 3d

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