Minmax MacAllister
@chunkyle.bsky.social
Former prolific reply fella. Wanted for crimes against anxiety and procrastination. Hiding out in Minneapolis. Warrior in the fight against B2B SaaS.
Pinned
As a disgusting wretch making up the true scum of the earth, a reply guy, I never had a signature pinned tweet. That’s all going to change forever now…
As someone that skims the star tribune for work on a daily basis, this newspaper is designed to turn twin cities residents’ brains into alienated, psychotic, suburban goo. It’s essentially the opposite of the civic duty of media in action. Not Alpha News, the Star Tribune.
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
As someone that skims the star tribune for work on a daily basis, this newspaper is designed to turn twin cities residents’ brains into alienated, psychotic, suburban goo. It’s essentially the opposite of the civic duty of media in action. Not Alpha News, the Star Tribune.
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ICE was in Cedar Riverside today. Amazing community turnout, be mindful of the layer of pepper spray in the snow all over the neighborhood
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ICE was in Cedar Riverside today. Amazing community turnout, be mindful of the layer of pepper spray in the snow all over the neighborhood
Watching Fargo after living in Minnesota for 3 years, this is probably gonna hit different
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Watching Fargo after living in Minnesota for 3 years, this is probably gonna hit different
if The people’s tribunal ever happens this fucking guy is getting the Hannibal mask
Stephen Miller: "If Somalia keeps failing, if these societies all over the world continue to fail, you have to ask yourself if you bring those societies into our country & then give them unlimited free welfare, what do we think is going to happen? You're going to replicate the conditions they left"
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
if The people’s tribunal ever happens this fucking guy is getting the Hannibal mask
Holy fuck
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Holy fuck
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the whiniest, least capable, sniveling cretins alive have been ascendant for far too long. We must end The Hour of the Worm
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the whiniest, least capable, sniveling cretins alive have been ascendant for far too long. We must end The Hour of the Worm
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Sigh. Frey wants to take city pay decisions from a democratically elected & accountable body to an unelected Charter Commission, appointed by a single judge. (Remember, Frey hired the last judge to a $330k public safety job where he can’t answer Council questions) www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
Minneapolis council considers giving mayor $46,000 raise and themselves raises in 2 years
The proposal comes two years after a salary survey found the mayor’s salary lags behind other mayors, including St. Paul’s.
www.startribune.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sigh. Frey wants to take city pay decisions from a democratically elected & accountable body to an unelected Charter Commission, appointed by a single judge. (Remember, Frey hired the last judge to a $330k public safety job where he can’t answer Council questions) www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
It’s so awesome that ”settlement agreement” is just a black box for police expenditures In Minneapolis. Really exciting for residents.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It’s so awesome that ”settlement agreement” is just a black box for police expenditures In Minneapolis. Really exciting for residents.
We have finally gotten off mr. Hyland’s wild ride
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We have finally gotten off mr. Hyland’s wild ride
The officials at tonight’s Timberwolves game are detracting from the quality of the overall product
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The officials at tonight’s Timberwolves game are detracting from the quality of the overall product
Do you know how much of our money goes to pointless cruelty? A fuckload
Exclusive: ICE has developed a plan to arrest undocumented migrants who try to voluntarily leave the U.S. via the Mexico border, so they can face formal removal.
Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.
It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.
It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
ICE Has A Surprising New Plan To Arrest People Already Leaving The U.S.
“Operation Irish Goodbye,” as it’s being called, could be aimed at boosting numbers for Trump’s much-hyped deportation campaign.
www.huffpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Do you know how much of our money goes to pointless cruelty? A fuckload
peak driptease from our most prominent suburb
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
peak driptease from our most prominent suburb
What the weather app tells me is happening and what im actually experiencing outside over the past two days have been categorically separate, should I expect this dissonance throughout the winter since it appears we’re having a real Minnesota winter this year in the cities?
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What the weather app tells me is happening and what im actually experiencing outside over the past two days have been categorically separate, should I expect this dissonance throughout the winter since it appears we’re having a real Minnesota winter this year in the cities?
Bringing all my favorite Mexican food kitchens into a big building together names the Burrito Hub
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Bringing all my favorite Mexican food kitchens into a big building together names the Burrito Hub
writing a book pitch called “Being Stupid is a Psychological Advantage”
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
writing a book pitch called “Being Stupid is a Psychological Advantage”
Finally made it to Lito’s on Lake after being a long-time Richfield Lito’s patron. Every person in the twin cities metro that has eaten west coast Mexican food should be going on at least a monthly basis.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Finally made it to Lito’s on Lake after being a long-time Richfield Lito’s patron. Every person in the twin cities metro that has eaten west coast Mexican food should be going on at least a monthly basis.
Butlerian Jihad
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Butlerian Jihad
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Reality too difficult for these fuckin snowflakes they’ve gotta play pretend
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reality too difficult for these fuckin snowflakes they’ve gotta play pretend
I think MPD should be allowed to go over their annual budget! we just need the funding source to switch from property taxes and city revenues to their pension fund! This is a reasonable, moderate policy focused on keeping my neighbors‘ property taxes down.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think MPD should be allowed to go over their annual budget! we just need the funding source to switch from property taxes and city revenues to their pension fund! This is a reasonable, moderate policy focused on keeping my neighbors‘ property taxes down.
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everyone go to lito's on lake because i NEED IT TO STICK AROUND OKAY
Can Lito's Beat the 901 Lake Street Curse? - Racket
If the house-made chorizo and salsas are any indication, the answer is yes.
racketmn.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
everyone go to lito's on lake because i NEED IT TO STICK AROUND OKAY
I want every bluesky account to post your lito’s burritos with the starship troopers meme. Let’s virtue signal this curse to oblivion.
everyone go to lito's on lake because i NEED IT TO STICK AROUND OKAY
Can Lito's Beat the 901 Lake Street Curse? - Racket
If the house-made chorizo and salsas are any indication, the answer is yes.
racketmn.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I want every bluesky account to post your lito’s burritos with the starship troopers meme. Let’s virtue signal this curse to oblivion.
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Proud of everybody expressing their rights and telling ICE to get lost. ICE is not welcome in MPLS. Stay strong everyone.
ICE agents entered Hola Arepa on Wednesday at approximately 5:30 p.m. but left when employees demanded to see a warrant.
South Minneapolis restaurant says ICE entered without warrant, staff push back
ICE agents entered Hola Arepa on Wednesday at approximately 5:30 p.m. but left when employees demanded to see a warrant.
www.kare11.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Proud of everybody expressing their rights and telling ICE to get lost. ICE is not welcome in MPLS. Stay strong everyone.
What a surprise Council Member Palmisano doesn’t think sidewalks are as important as roads. fuck people, we need those cars right?
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What a surprise Council Member Palmisano doesn’t think sidewalks are as important as roads. fuck people, we need those cars right?