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I could watch this on a loop for a thousand years
Andrew Tate, more like BOTTOM G, am I right? (I couldn't resist.)

God is humbling all the worst people now. All the toxic, fake, alpha men who rode on Trump and MAGA's coattails being exposed in the most humiliating ways possible.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
December 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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There are lots of worse people in this golden age of monsters and freaks and lunatics, but there few better examples of the empty, vapid, soulless nihilism of the moment than Jimmy Fallon bsky.app/profile/more...
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The scene from The Boys where Jimmy Fallon interviewed Translucent is starting to make way more sense now.
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Let me fix that title for you, nme.com:

"Man with large platform and audience proves he doesn't deserve either."
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Imagine having $77 billion dollars to lose
It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
Alexisonfire
City and Colour
Tool
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

Van Halen (obviously)
Childish Gambino
Wu-Tang Clan
Ozzy
Earth Wind and Fire
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Florian, seen here hitting a boxing dummy
This Leafs player was straight up not having a good time fighting Florian Xhekaj last night
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Between crypto scams and this nonsense, it's amazing more people don't just throw their computers in the trash and walk into the woods.

Obligatory Parks and Recreation reference
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Say what you will about Bernie, he is still going after the people in power after all these years. Fucking legend.
Last night’s lavish White House dinner showed us the global oligarchy coming together in plain sight.

By cozying up to MBS, Trump has signaled to the world that the United States is now on the side of authoritarianism, not democracy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I hope some strippers explained to the tech CEOs that what they were doing was unsustainable
I guess everyone involved with AI watched "The Big Short" and said, "Let's do the exact thing again, but with AI."
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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investigation Epstein's relationship with JP Morgan and Salmon Chase
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Ubisoft earnings report postponed after Epstein emails reveal Rayman connection.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As a proud Canadian, I just want to let everyone know that our wood is strong, and we are happy to start thrusting it towards people who appreciate us more.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's fucking scumlord central up in here
This specific one seems significant.

drive.google.com/file/d/1aPgr...
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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🤭🤭🤭 #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Amazing, imagine being so disgusting that Epstein thinks you're the problem
When Jeffrey Epstein thinks *you're* the scumbag.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I would love to own one of these, but I have a feeling they're out of my tax bracket
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You're at Alexis

I need you at onfire
You're at Oates.

I need you at Hall.
You’re at Simon.

I need you at Garfunkel.
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
OK the Kirby Dach goal is beautiful, but so embarrassing for the Mammoth. #gohabsgo
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Better than the goal, #Suzuki 's head tilt after the goal, #gohabsgo ? Legendary
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM