Guy Fandango
@pizzathesteve.bsky.social
"Sir Facebook has fallen"
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
"Sir Facebook has fallen"
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
Inflammation from ass kissing
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Inflammation from ass kissing
👏 no 👏 masks 👏 unless 👏 they 👏 say 👏 they 👏 need 👏 them 👏
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
👏 no 👏 masks 👏 unless 👏 they 👏 say 👏 they 👏 need 👏 them 👏
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this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
They should ask that stupid hedgehog who is in the Epstein files
February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
They should ask that stupid hedgehog who is in the Epstein files
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im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
Apparently a terrible crime has been committed and I'm the only one who can solve it.
I dont know how they know I'm a world famous detective, but I'm going to ask this Jury Duty (if that is his real name)
I dont know how they know I'm a world famous detective, but I'm going to ask this Jury Duty (if that is his real name)
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Apparently a terrible crime has been committed and I'm the only one who can solve it.
I dont know how they know I'm a world famous detective, but I'm going to ask this Jury Duty (if that is his real name)
I dont know how they know I'm a world famous detective, but I'm going to ask this Jury Duty (if that is his real name)
College republicans are clearly unhinged violent nazi lunatics
Every college should expel every single republican student and faculty
The time for respecting their political opinions is long gone. They must all go
Every college should expel every single republican student and faculty
The time for respecting their political opinions is long gone. They must all go
Take a look at this insane image the Illinois College Republicans posted and then read their statement about how they're not trying to excuse or glorify violence.
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
College republicans are clearly unhinged violent nazi lunatics
Every college should expel every single republican student and faculty
The time for respecting their political opinions is long gone. They must all go
Every college should expel every single republican student and faculty
The time for respecting their political opinions is long gone. They must all go
The Lord of the Rings is about how the good people of Middle Earth, the men, the elves, the dwarves, and even the hobbits, banded together to vote for increased funding for Mordors orc army, to give them better training and demand Gondorian oversight of Minas Morgul
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The Lord of the Rings is about how the good people of Middle Earth, the men, the elves, the dwarves, and even the hobbits, banded together to vote for increased funding for Mordors orc army, to give them better training and demand Gondorian oversight of Minas Morgul
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
My favorite part of the Avatar films is when Jake Sully is confronted with the brutal, asymmetrical violence committed by an oppressive, militarized force acting in the interests of capital, he realizes that they really just need more training and body cameras
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
My favorite part of the Avatar films is when Jake Sully is confronted with the brutal, asymmetrical violence committed by an oppressive, militarized force acting in the interests of capital, he realizes that they really just need more training and body cameras
I know a guy who tried to smoke The Substance and it turned him to goo immediately
January 31, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I know a guy who tried to smoke The Substance and it turned him to goo immediately
It is very funny that republicans went so hard on the Epstein stuff despite knowing that all of their friends were involved
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
It is very funny that republicans went so hard on the Epstein stuff despite knowing that all of their friends were involved
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The director of Melania movie
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The director of Melania movie
This means there's a non-zero chance I played against Jeffrey Epstein in Halo
January 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This means there's a non-zero chance I played against Jeffrey Epstein in Halo
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i’m just so tired of donald trump man
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 AM
i’m just so tired of donald trump man
Republicans have conceded football, guns, rule of law, and the constitution to woke leftists
And they think they're winning the culture war
And they think they're winning the culture war
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Republicans have conceded football, guns, rule of law, and the constitution to woke leftists
And they think they're winning the culture war
And they think they're winning the culture war
What if a city offered a program to give home owners a one-time opportunity to intentionally lower their housing values, in exchange for the lowered property tax at that new value?
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 PM
What if a city offered a program to give home owners a one-time opportunity to intentionally lower their housing values, in exchange for the lowered property tax at that new value?
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Democrats may think they are softening the message when they say things like "Abolish Trump's ICE" but this is a mistake.
The qualifier of "Trump's" shows a deflection of Dem responsibility for perpetuating this agency and funding it.
The qualifier of "Trump's" shows a deflection of Dem responsibility for perpetuating this agency and funding it.
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Democrats may think they are softening the message when they say things like "Abolish Trump's ICE" but this is a mistake.
The qualifier of "Trump's" shows a deflection of Dem responsibility for perpetuating this agency and funding it.
The qualifier of "Trump's" shows a deflection of Dem responsibility for perpetuating this agency and funding it.
It was always invetitable that these people would turn on each other.
This feels load-bearing though, as Trump 2 has had less messy public turnover than his first term, and he has been determined to keep his sycophants close.
I have a feeling this will spiral
This feels load-bearing though, as Trump 2 has had less messy public turnover than his first term, and he has been determined to keep his sycophants close.
I have a feeling this will spiral
"Noem has complained to others that she feels she's being hung out to dry over the episode and has made sure to emphasize she took direction from Miller and the president"
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser
www.axios.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
It was always invetitable that these people would turn on each other.
This feels load-bearing though, as Trump 2 has had less messy public turnover than his first term, and he has been determined to keep his sycophants close.
I have a feeling this will spiral
This feels load-bearing though, as Trump 2 has had less messy public turnover than his first term, and he has been determined to keep his sycophants close.
I have a feeling this will spiral
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noticed a trend this week where both the right and some liberals have been like "just realized the left actually means what they say about stuff"
James O’Keefe responds to a comment
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
noticed a trend this week where both the right and some liberals have been like "just realized the left actually means what they say about stuff"
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"you wanted a pony" is the guilt talking. the knowledge that you didn't push the party to do the right thing out of triangulation and cowardice. you tried to play a very dangerous game of enticing the enemy at the expense of alienating your allies and you're lashing out the people who warned you.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"you wanted a pony" is the guilt talking. the knowledge that you didn't push the party to do the right thing out of triangulation and cowardice. you tried to play a very dangerous game of enticing the enemy at the expense of alienating your allies and you're lashing out the people who warned you.
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Excited for Bovino and his new office.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Excited for Bovino and his new office.