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PilotPirate
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She/her, elder millennial, OFMD podfic creator, writer. I sometimes post explicit content. Cover art by @sonorawent!
Podfics: https://archiveofourown.org/users/PilotPiratePods/
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · Jul 26
It's here! Chapter one of I Got People, my #ofmdreversebigbang collab with @sonorawent.bsky.social! The getaway bus is a little crowded but surely there's room for Ed and Zheng, right? Gorgeous art! Post-heist shenanigans! Identity crises! And more... archiveofourown.org/works/680669... #GarlicSoup
Title card for a fic. A picture of a vintage-looking bus with Gentlebeard and Garlic Knot silhouettes in the window and a Zheng silhouette in the doorway. I Got People is written across the bus in bold tangerine letters. Underneath is written: Words by PilotPirate and Art by SonoraWent. On the corner of the bus it says OFMD RBB 2025. It is beautiful!
pilotpirate.bsky.social
Things get a little more...off...in chapter 5 of The Body Kinetic by @followedmystar.bsky.social and @ourfag.bsky.social! 🕷️🫀
SC: on.soundcloud.com/Gl1dNiC7TQhg...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/712603...
IA: archive.org/details/01-t...
written: archiveofourown.org/works/672341...
#ofmdpodfic
The title card for a podfic. Featuring a snippet from some amazing art by ourfag of writhing tentacles with sharp, pointed barbs. It says The Body Kinetic written by followedmystar art by ourfag podfic by PilotPirate
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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megofmd.bsky.social
Here’s another #WIPWednesday for my upcoming holiday fic.
"So," Lucius says, leaning on the desk and eyeing Ed far too suspiciously for this early in the morning. Ed's stomach sinks. He's already sure he knows exactly where this is going. "You wanna tell me about the hot Daddy you were eye-fucking all afternoon yesterday? Clearly you know him, right? Or am I delusional? Because I'm pretty sure I saw him eye-fucking you right back." Shit. That's... not good. Are they really that obvious? "What the fuck're you talking about, mate?" Ed says, screwing his brows up in what he hopes passes for genuine confusion. "We're just... old acquaintances." That's how Stede had introduced him to Mary, anyway. Old acquaintances. Someone he'd been "surprised" to run into and "excited" to catch up with again after finding out he owned the bed-and-breakfast. Ed just hopes Lucius buys the lie better than he buys it himself. "Right," Lucius says. " Old acquaintances." He even throws in air quotes, rolling his eyes so hard Ed's surprised they don't fall out. "Keep telling yourself that, babe." "Lucius, I've got a boyfriend," Ed reminds him, trying for firm but landing somewhere closer to tired. "And?" Lucius blinks at him like that's barely even a speed bump. "Babe, Fang doesn't mind bringing others into the equation. You know this, because I've tried to convince you to let me get in on that action. You're the one who's strictly monogamous. But hey—" he waves a hand, smirking, "you could always try something new?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Scribbly digital cartoon sketch of season 1 Stede Bonnet wearing his teal suit and cunty little black heels with pink bows. He is reverently holding a tiny model of the Revenge, looking down at it with quiet excitement. There is a splash of pink color behind him setting him apart from the plain white background.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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routinesardine.bsky.social
Got totally sucked in to listening to this podfic this past weekend, it's so good!
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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yerbamansa.bsky.social
Chapter 3 is up! ✨ We are playing a long game here, folks. archiveofourown.org/works/725853...
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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veeagainsttheday.bsky.social
a little bit late but a #WIPWednesday from the final chapter of Were-Ever You Go, There You Are (archiveofourown.org/works/691463...) the fic I'm writing with @petrichorca.bsky.social with art by @mahnah.bsky.social - Ed gets some expert advice
One afternoon not long after beginning his opus, Stede’s “best frenemy” Lucius drives past Ed’s house, then slams on his brakes, backs up, rolls down the window, and calls, “You ok?” Ed gestures at his painting. “Just, you know. Working on my creative pursuit.” Lucius turns off his car and sets the parking brake before walking up to the verandah, squinting at Ed’s art. “Um. Do you think it’s safe to put so much wet paint on the canvas?” Ed shrugs. The canvas is sagging a little, especially around the dark vortex that symbolizes emotions. “That’s just layered colors to make the hand holding onto the cliff’s edge. See? The little bloody fingernails?” Lucius nods. “Mmmhmm.” “D’you hate it?” “Hate is such a strong, and wrong word.” Lucius steps closer, eyes roving all around the canvas’s surface. “But I’m wondering, what’s happening in this painting?” “This is a guy who’s clinging on to the cliff’s edge,” Ed explains patiently. “Right,” Lucius says. “But, well, I guess, why? Why cling on?” “Otherwise he’d just fall off the cliff and die.” Lucius looks at Ed, then back at the canvas, in a way that makes Ed feel like he’s seeing the deeper meaning behind it. He’s not sure how he feels about the mortifying ordeal of being known. Lucius looks back at Ed. “What if he doesn’t die? What if life just begins again?” Embarrassingly, Ed feels his eyes start to well. He turns back to the canvas so Lucius won’t see, dabbles a little splash of teal on the horizon without really meaning to, but, oh, doesn’t it look a little hopeful? And isn’t that what he’s doing already, away from the career that had consumed his life for so many years? Painting like this, taking walks in nature, fucking kayaking - it’s all life beginning again. “I like that color,” Lucius says, voice soft. “Anyway, I’ll let you get back to it.” “Yeah, cheers.” Ed returns to carefully dabbing at that teal spot, trying to blend it into the darkness of the rest of the scene.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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followedmystar.bsky.social
A REQUEST: please send pictures or gifs of Kate McKinnon, love of my life, certified awooga generator
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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yerbamansa.bsky.social
a second #wipwednesday with @petrichorca.bsky.social & @sonorawent.bsky.social which we really! will! update soon!!
“How long have you lived here?” “Oh, a while,” the man replies. He glances down at his shirt, blinking almost like he’s surprised to see the riot of color. “Been trying to figure out what to do next, too, I guess. Changing it up, or whatever the kids say. Feels like I’m trying on new mes all the time, and I can’t figure out which one fits right. Seems like you’ve got it all figured out, though.” Stede shakes his head, emphatically no. “Hardly. I’m lost at sea half the time.” He has, in fact, gotten lost on the river, but he’s not going to mention that right now. “You look…” Stede clears his throat. “No one should have to be one thing. And I realize we don’t know each other, but you look very you today, in case that helps.” The man’s eyes go impossibly round. “Yeah, it does, mate,” he says softly.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
pilotpirate.bsky.social
Little #WIPWednesday for racewalker Stede. Mostly to remind myself that I am producing at least a tiny bit of writing! CW mild ankle injury. (Stede wasn't supposed to get injured in this fic, but this section just seemed boring so I am trying to fix that by making Ed touch Stede's foot 😂) #OFMDfic
As soon as Jim sees the man’s limp, they make him sit on a treatment table and start poking and prodding at his right ankle. He follows directions, but simultaneously protests: “I’m fine, I’m fine, you should be taking care of people who really nee-yaaaaugh!” He closes his eyes and grimaces. Ed squeezes his shoulder, which feels maybe a little too familiar, but his hand is still there from supporting the guy up onto the table, and he’s not gonna let go now. Hips doesn’t seem to mind; he flashes a relieved smile at Ed. “Sorry, yup, that, uh does hurt a bit,” he says. “Yeah, I’m gonna call that a mildly sprained ankle,” says Jim, as they dig into a bag for supplies. They pull out an elastic wrap and give Ed a side eye. “What the fuck are you doing here? Thought you were doing the sweep,” they say, gaze lingering on Ed’s hand on the man’s shoulder. “What? How do you even know that?” Ed makes to pull his hand away, but then the man’s hand lands on top of it and is now holding on. Nothing to be done. He squeezes again, reassuringly, while trying to keep his face and voice as neutral as possible. “Whatever. Fang’s doing it.” Jim’s eyes narrow as their eyes flick back and forth between Ed and the man on the table. “Better make yourself useful, then,” they finally say, handing Ed the rolled up bandage, then stalking off to the other end of the tent, pausing briefly to glance over their shoulder to give Ed a smirk. What the fuck? Is Ed’s obsession with the guy obvious to literally everyone in a fifty foot radius? Is he wearing a flashing sign that says “racewalking inexplicably turns me on?”
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
The podfic of the very sweet little fic Jetpack Boyfriend by @alltomato1717.bsky.social.

What happens in Stede's head when he sees his boyfriend dressed for the retro future at work?
Podfic title card. The background is a photo of Taika Waititi dressed in a caramel leather jacket with matching fingerless gloves, and a jetpack strapped to his back. He's on a film set standing on a box and there's smoke all around him. Text reads Jetpack Boyfriend by aRealHumanBartender, podfic by happydaiz.
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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butterscup95.bsky.social
Reposting my RBB for #TakeTwoTuesday in honour of my #OFMDBB25 coming out next week. 🥰💜
butterscup95.bsky.social Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · Jul 1
Introducing "Floating in Your Waves of Light", my colab with the amazing @smolbus.bsky.social for #OFMDReverseBang! The first two chapters are live, and I'll be uploading two chapters on Tuesdays and Fridays all month. Link, description, and tags are below. Enjoy! 💜 @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social
Title card for "Floating in Your Waves of Light - An OFMD Reverse Big Bang Fic, Words by butterscup Art by smolbus". Words are on a lavender background with waves. A lighthouse surrounded by flowers is transparent behind the title.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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remreader.bsky.social
How about a bit of wistful co-captains era #TakeTwoTuesday?

A Helping Hand: archiveofourown.org/works/46858717

+ podfic-ed by the fantastic @pilotpirate.bsky.social: m.soundcloud.com/pilotpirate/... ❤️
AO3 info for the fic A Helping Hand. It's 1284 words, rated T, and the summary is: "Stede offers to help Ed out with his knee. Ed is definitely not having a whole crisis as a result."
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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unfunpleasures.bsky.social
the jamestown ferry
chapter 15 (with art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social)

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
A vintage-looking photo of the Jamestown Ferry docks with a Williamsburg penant, Cue Club ad, and Houston postcard overlaid. Text in white reads, "The Jamestown Ferry, an OFMD AU by unfunpleasures, with art by sweetpotato."
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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followedmystar.bsky.social
For #TakeTwoTuesday I give you the The Body Kinetic, which tbqh has swallowed my brain whole. Mind the tags, take care o’ yerselves, but I’m very proud of it.

archiveofourown.org/works/67234183

(some nattering in the comments bc I can’t help myself)
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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knivesinfeet.bsky.social
Cleaning out my notes app, and apparently I DID at some point write alternative lyrics/a second verse to the Save Us, Michael Bolton version of "Jack Sparrow" 💀

cc: @happydaiz.bsky.social
This is the tale Of the dread pyrate Blackbeard A pirate so fearsome In his leather and kohl Cannonball to the head His brain is now couscous Life's a dick, and he wants his In Stede Bonnet's hoooooo-- NOPE
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
pilotpirate.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday for the podfic of True North by @samwisery.bsky.social because it's such a hilarious and sweet fic, and the fic club discussion is coming up!
on.soundcloud.com/uJdO4ZKiiMBP...

#OFMDpodfic
True North by samwise
True North by samwise an Our Flag Means Death podfic Rating: explicit No Archive Warnings Apply written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48041563 Summary: When Stede has to ask the crew which way is
soundcloud.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
pilotpirate.bsky.social
A lovely update!
aproperpirate.bsky.social molly 🏴‍☠️🪴 @aproperpirate.bsky.social · 10d
Chapter 3: steps

archiveofourown.org/works/633378...
aproperpirate.bsky.social molly 🏴‍☠️🪴 @aproperpirate.bsky.social · Feb 23
Here we go! I’m really excited to start sharing this story, which is about self-discovery, healing, and finding joy. It also deals with themes of death and grief (Stede is a widower when he meets Ed) so please take care when/if reading.

Chapter 1: pros and cons
archiveofourown.org/works/633378...
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
As per usual i'm way late to the party but I just listened to
@anneofavonlea11.bsky.social 's Pete & Prejudice performed by @happydaiz.bsky.social and holy shit!! fucking brilliant! and so sweet!!
archiveofourown.org/works/57728326
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
pilotpirate.bsky.social
🥹🥹🥹
followedmystar.bsky.social Jill | followedmystar @followedmystar.bsky.social · 11d
I’ve gotta gotta gotta rec this one more time. PilotPirate does a BANG up job of characterizing things like:
-“Stede beginning to fall in love and having zero clue”
-“Ed continuing falling in love and Stede also having zero clue”
-Stede’s sensory world beginning to shift & change -captured SO well.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
✨🌈BOYFRIENDS🌈✨
(matching set)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Finalized blue cameo style cartoon illustration of Stede Bonnet, looking over his shoulder to the right, dimples a poppin. Matching blue cameo style cartoon illustration of “Blackbeard” Edward Teach, looking over his shoulder to the left, summoning his full power to make Eyes at his boyfriend, Stede Bonnet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
pilotpirate.bsky.social
Orville doing Maybe This Time???????? 😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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mystictrashmoon.bsky.social
Cuddlefish!

Snapshots across a school year. Teachers Ed and Stede get to know each other as they help their students 💗

I did this one with @dontyoutrifleme.bsky.social for the #OFMDReverseBang

archiveofourown.org/works/66999502
ofmdfluffvember.bsky.social OFMD Fluffvember @ofmdfluffvember.bsky.social · 13d
Happy Friday, fluffy crew! ✨ Today is the final day of AU week, and we are going out strong with some classic prompts. Today's #OFMDfluffvember prompts are: ✏️ Teachers and/or 🫂 Childhood Friends. As always, feel free to share works that are new, an old favorite, or a WIP!
Our Flag Means Death Fluffvember 2025 Week 2: AUs Friday Teachers || Childhood Friends
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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unfunpleasures.bsky.social
the jamestown ferry
chapter 14 (featuring nsfw art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social)

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
A vintage-looking photo of the Jamestown Ferry docks with a Williamsburg penant, Cue Club ad, and Houston postcard overlaid. Text in white reads, "The Jamestown Ferry, an OFMD AU by unfunpleasures, with art by sweetpotato."
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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ofmdintheatres-pnw.bsky.social
Our dates are officially CONFIRMED, deposit paid! Make your plans!

We'll be screening both seasons of OFMD over two days at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA.

MARCH 9-10, 2026 (that's the Monday and Tuesday after ECCC)
8AM-1PM

Suggested cost per person: $35 (covers both days)

More info 👇
$35 OFMD in theaters Dates officially confirmed! March 9-10, 8am-1pm The Grand Cinema, Tacoma WA
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM