bryn
@unfunpleasures.bsky.social
33. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3.
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18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.
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18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.
https://linktr.ee/unfunpleasures
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
i woke up later than i intended (but still before ten) and immediately started convincing myself i was gonna miss all the small business saturday stuff i had hoped to hit (even though things mostly end at three or later).
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i woke up later than i intended (but still before ten) and immediately started convincing myself i was gonna miss all the small business saturday stuff i had hoped to hit (even though things mostly end at three or later).
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Caught the Jamestown Ferry for @unfunpleasures.bsky.social and @sweetpotato70.bsky.social 🛳️
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Caught the Jamestown Ferry for @unfunpleasures.bsky.social and @sweetpotato70.bsky.social 🛳️
just tried to sit up and take a drink of water and nearly drowned myself in it, causing me to gasp rather audibly and spit water back into my drinking jar and all over myself and my bed like a very normal person
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
just tried to sit up and take a drink of water and nearly drowned myself in it, causing me to gasp rather audibly and spit water back into my drinking jar and all over myself and my bed like a very normal person
feeling this exact thing again as i try to decide which edstede scenario i wanna read before bed
looking through my (intimidating) mfl and feeling very “i love fanfiction.” i’ve got damn near 650 stories on there and that’s just a tiiiiny drop in the bucket of options!!! and probably 90% of them are about the same two guys??? incredible stuff, truly.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
feeling this exact thing again as i try to decide which edstede scenario i wanna read before bed
i love sagittarius season. it’s consistently terrible for me (which feels like a crime, given my three sagittarius placements), but it has a certain dramatic je ne sais quois.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i love sagittarius season. it’s consistently terrible for me (which feels like a crime, given my three sagittarius placements), but it has a certain dramatic je ne sais quois.
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
(things i went to in my teens edition)
marina and the diamonds with charli xcx
lady gaga
the cure
taste of chaos 2005
coachella 2009 (which included the cure again but was also just an insane lineup)
(things i went to in my teens edition)
marina and the diamonds with charli xcx
lady gaga
the cure
taste of chaos 2005
coachella 2009 (which included the cure again but was also just an insane lineup)
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Hurray for the Riff Raff
Mitski
BTS
Lorde
My Chemical Romance
Hurray for the Riff Raff
Mitski
BTS
Lorde
My Chemical Romance
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
(things i went to in my teens edition)
marina and the diamonds with charli xcx
lady gaga
the cure
taste of chaos 2005
coachella 2009 (which included the cure again but was also just an insane lineup)
(things i went to in my teens edition)
marina and the diamonds with charli xcx
lady gaga
the cure
taste of chaos 2005
coachella 2009 (which included the cure again but was also just an insane lineup)
i don’t really do black friday, but i will admit that i had to treat myself to some veg*n gummy bears, some non-alcoholic canned cocktails and spirits, and a fragrance. i’m treating these as birthday gifts from me to me.
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i don’t really do black friday, but i will admit that i had to treat myself to some veg*n gummy bears, some non-alcoholic canned cocktails and spirits, and a fragrance. i’m treating these as birthday gifts from me to me.
i went through my underwear drawer and got rid of a bunch i hadn’t touched in my last two moves and some that were falling apart and wowwww, i used to buy such cute things when i had a boyfriend, even if he had no interest in me lol
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i went through my underwear drawer and got rid of a bunch i hadn’t touched in my last two moves and some that were falling apart and wowwww, i used to buy such cute things when i had a boyfriend, even if he had no interest in me lol
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I have a couple of new prints up on Kofi AND you can get 20% off all print orders through Monday with the code “buymybooty” 🏴☠️ #shopofmd
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November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have a couple of new prints up on Kofi AND you can get 20% off all print orders through Monday with the code “buymybooty” 🏴☠️ #shopofmd
ko-fi.com/citrussyndic...
ko-fi.com/citrussyndic...
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Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
do you think my mom knows i can hear her scolding and talking to the dogs all night? do you think she realizes some people would normally be asleep right now? (i’m not necessarily one of them, but it’s the principle of the thing.)
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
do you think my mom knows i can hear her scolding and talking to the dogs all night? do you think she realizes some people would normally be asleep right now? (i’m not necessarily one of them, but it’s the principle of the thing.)
you would not believe how many times i revisited this on my parents’ family room dvr between the time it aired in 2004 and 2006 or so.
AFI - Cure Icon Live - Just like Heaven
YouTube video by Arthur Jendrzejczak
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
you would not believe how many times i revisited this on my parents’ family room dvr between the time it aired in 2004 and 2006 or so.
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chapter 4
🫦
the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
🫦
the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
September 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
chapter 4
🫦
the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
🫦
the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
i had to dig through my box of old art stuff to find a print for a show and came across this nice thing i never really finished. during lockdown, i got really into painting landscapes and was also really into making ‘70s-style wood plaques. i was gonna resin it but never did.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i had to dig through my box of old art stuff to find a print for a show and came across this nice thing i never really finished. during lockdown, i got really into painting landscapes and was also really into making ‘70s-style wood plaques. i was gonna resin it but never did.
excuse me, since when is thanksgiving a firework holiday?
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
excuse me, since when is thanksgiving a firework holiday?
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November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
recurring bryn fic things: cigarettes, the central valley, the ‘70s, entirely too much research, long sentences with complicated punctuation, things you can taste/see/touch/smell/hear, probably a country song title
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
recurring bryn fic things: cigarettes, the central valley, the ‘70s, entirely too much research, long sentences with complicated punctuation, things you can taste/see/touch/smell/hear, probably a country song title
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🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
i’ve had a dr pepper, about four pieces of fried okra (shockingly one of the only vegetables without milk), a couple soggy fries, and a tiny bit of beans and rice, plus a great deal of overstimulation
there’s a line way out the door at golden corral and many of these people look like they’d harass me for my pronouns. i can’t wait to not be here.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i’ve had a dr pepper, about four pieces of fried okra (shockingly one of the only vegetables without milk), a couple soggy fries, and a tiny bit of beans and rice, plus a great deal of overstimulation
there’s a line way out the door at golden corral and many of these people look like they’d harass me for my pronouns. i can’t wait to not be here.
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
there’s a line way out the door at golden corral and many of these people look like they’d harass me for my pronouns. i can’t wait to not be here.
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I’ve gotten one donation so far (which I’m so grateful for) so please keep sharing ❤️
I’m trying to reach $500 for transgender youth before mid December, so if you could share my fundraising link, I’d be very grateful ❤️🏳️⚧️ southernequality.rallybound.org/ambassadors/...
Reid's Fundraising Page at CSE's Ambassador Hub
On December 13th, I will be running a virtual 5K to raise money for the Campaign for Southern Equality. Please help me reach my fundraising goal by making a contribution to my fundraiser and sharing t...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’ve gotten one donation so far (which I’m so grateful for) so please keep sharing ❤️
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chapter two
the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
August 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
chapter two
the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/687612...
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
i looked at my word cloud and have determined that i’m annoying about the wrong things here
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i looked at my word cloud and have determined that i’m annoying about the wrong things here
i feel like i’ve been working on chapter 19 of jamestown ferry for a literal eternity, but i just checked and it’s almost 10k words long, so maybe that’s why.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
i feel like i’ve been working on chapter 19 of jamestown ferry for a literal eternity, but i just checked and it’s almost 10k words long, so maybe that’s why.