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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸

@mystictrashmoon.bsky.social

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Aussie in my 30s, it/its, Cryptid Knight 🛸 Decided to jump on here with all my OFMD friends 💜 I podfic and sometimes write fanfic ✨Links✨ https://archiveofourown.org/users/cheesecake3/works https://open.spotify.com/show/4MCR3OWO0BG7wIolbi5sMY

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · Apr 5

✨Podfic Info✨

A pinned post so you can find out
- How to make your own podfic
- All the different ways you can listen to my podfics

Plus a catalogue of both my podfics and written work

I hope this makes it easier to find my stuff 💜

Main Links:
AO3
Spotify

Cheesecake3 Podfics

Podcast · cheesecake3 · Podfics, mostly of Our Flag Means Death fanfiction, read by cheesecake3. You can also find me on AO3.

open.spotify.com

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5h

When I searched this to add to my new fic just now I found the related and also canonical tag:

Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Cat Collar Stays on During Sex

You bet I used it!!

OFMD ao3 tags @ofmdao3.bsky.social · 16h

Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Cat Collar

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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 8h

been seeing a lot of people (not in fandom, just in general) hating on mustaches lately and specifically complaining that they’re too ‘70s and i’m just wondering what the fuck is wrong with everyone

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Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈 @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · 8h

Technically it’s not WIPWednesday here for another hour but I am once again bored & trapped in the car so I’m writing divorce boys on my phone

Ed gave Stede his new number. Everyone’s being on their best behavior about it (cw: light sexting)

Ed: do you ever wonder if it was really that good?
Stede: hello, Ed
If what was that good?
Ed: us. The physical part, I mean. I know the other stuff was real, I’m not saying anything about that
Stede: oh. No, I do not wonder that
Ed: I dunno man. We were 22. Could’ve just been the magic of perpetual boners.
Stede: that wasn’t it
Ok, that wasn’t ALL of it
Ed: but how do you know?
Stede: no one has ever made me feel the way you did
And I’ve never made anyone feel as good as I did you, I know that much
Ed’s speechless
Stede: and I hope you don’t mind me saying this…
Ed holds his breath
Stede: but if I could have you again tomorrow, I know with utter certainty that I could have you crying into the pillow case, begging me to come within the hour

Jesus Christ
Ed should stop. He should tell Stede to stop.
Ed: awfully confident, aren’t you?
Stede: you’re a five minute walk from me. Come over and we’ll see
Ed lets out a shuddering breath. This is bad bad bad
Why can’t he stop?
He stares at his phone, unsure what to say
Stede is typing again
Stede: I still know your body. I remember every inch of it. I know the way your feet flex when you’re about to come and the spot behind your ear that makes you go breathless when I kiss it and the fact that your left nipple is more sensitive than the right and that you don’t like to ask for it but you’ll go all dreamy and floaty if I lie down on top of you with my full body weight after you come.
Dots
Ed is having a nervous breakdown. But, like, a horny one.

Stede: I never forgot any of it
Stede: I also know your left hand is resting low on your stomach, and as you read this it’s just starting to flirt with the waistband of your underwear right now
Fuck. Ed’s hand froze, the tips of his fingers just starting to creep beneath the elastic. He hadn’t even realized he was doing it
Ed needs to regain control of the situation
Ed: ok, stalker
Stede: fuck
Stede: come over, please
Stede: do you want me to beg? Because I’m not too proud

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5h

Jesus, Stede!! 👀
I need to stop being a baby about the angst and catch up on this fic haha

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5h

The Finest of Fine Things

Probation Era Gentlebeard 💜

For #Kinktober Day 1: Masturbation, Orgasm Control + Bonus Prompt: Free Use!

This is a big one compared to the others. I started it last year for the prompts ‘Object Insertion’ and ‘Collar’ 😏

archiveofourown.org/works/72468216

Cover Art with a photo of Ed in his cat collar and sack as the background. Text reads: The Finest of Fine Things by cheesecake3
Ed x Stede
Kinktober 2025
Sequel to Captain Bonnet's Finest Thing
Rated E | 5.6k words

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 3d

First 10 chapters (3.75hrs) of Please Let Me Hold You are posted if you want to hear my voice screeching in your ear. Currently writing chapter 59 so I have a long way to go 😭. My face is gonna be redder than Rudolph's nose when I record the smut 🤣 #OFMD #OFMDpodfic

archive.org/details/plmhy

Please Let Me Hold You Podfic : Baladria : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

This is a podfic of Baladria's OFMD fanfic Please Let Me Hold You. Rated EThe original link to the story is...

archive.org

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, i love pabuchan 🥰 You can tell Rhys really enjoyed getting to be cute for the day

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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 4d

Calm down

Just breathe

Love you

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 4d

Yes! I didn't have the money last time

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes you just have to go where the muse takes you!

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alice 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ wee con! @mediocrepirate.bsky.social · 4d

#ofmdkinktober25 it’s a bad idea, right?

or not, if you’re into age difference older stede / younger ed & plentyyyy of daddy issues 🔥

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/72248181

graphic with big read letters reading ‘bad idea right?’ followed by a snippet from the fic summary:

“Thought you were” —kiss— “still mad at me.”

“I am,” Ed says, his mouth moving to map hot trails down Stede’s neck. “It’s just… this whole older man taking responsibility for his shitty actions thing is really doing it for me right now.”

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 4d

For anyone that missed it earlier 😘

cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5d

Here it is as promised... Steve x The Barracuda

#Kinktober Day 10: Oral Sex – Punishment + Bonus Prompt: Temp/Perm Marks

A Slice of Heaven archiveofourown.org/works/72111516

Fic cover with a photo of the Barracuda in the background. Text reads:
A Wrecked Fic
Steve x The Barracuda
Kinktober 2025
Rated E | 2k words
A Slice of Heaven
Written by cheesecake3

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campbell 🍊🧄🥣 garlicsoup enthusiast @oluwandesorange.bsky.social · 4d

Happy #OFMDKinktober2025 to all those who celebrate!!

She’s Got a Way, an ArchieZheng smutfic where Archie soft doms Zheng into oblivion 🙂‍↕️

6.5k words, Rated E
Written for day 8 of @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social, link below ⬇️

She's Got A Way
oluwandesorange
Summary:
"Let me take care of you tonight, alright? I've got you." She presses her foreheads to Zheng's and continues to scratch at the back of her head, and she can feel Zheng relax the slightest bit.
Good.
"I've got you."
She kisses her forehead, before pressing their own to hers.
"I've got you, okay?"

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories:
F/F,
Other
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Archie (Our Flag Means Death)/Ching Shih | Zheng Yi
Sao
Characters:
Yi Sao
Archie (Our Flag Means Death), Ching Shih | Zheng
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Light Dom/sub, Switching, Soft Dom Archie, Established Relationship, Bathing/Washing, Massage, Body Worship, Restraints, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Strap-Ons, Multiple Orgasms,
Overstimulation, No beta we die like Prince Ricky should

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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 5d

PUT RHYS DARBY IN ONE COWARDS!!

Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 6d

Rian Johnson says he wants to keep doing ‘KNIVES OUT’ sequels for the rest of his life.

His two-picture contract with Netflix has come to an end with ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN’

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5d

If you haven't seen s2 of Wrecked or you need a refresher, here's some short clips of the Barracuda youtu.be/jcQuJ6GZPx8 👀

The Barracuda (Wrecked)

YouTube video by cheesecake3

youtu.be

cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5d

Here it is as promised... Steve x The Barracuda

#Kinktober Day 10: Oral Sex – Punishment + Bonus Prompt: Temp/Perm Marks

A Slice of Heaven archiveofourown.org/works/72111516

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5d

That's still a big job!! 🤩

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5d

Reposting for the timezones! There's also another (very different) fic coming a bit later where the Rhys character is again called Steve 😆

cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 6d

My Steve Whittle #ShortPoppies fic is here 🛸🐙

#Kinktober Day 9: Exhibitionism – Shibari – Tentacles

Take Me (With You)
archiveofourown.org/works/72056061

Cover Art for the fic "Take Me (With You)"

Steve's 'TAKE ME' tattoo drawn in ink on paper with tentacles surrounding it

Text from the top reads:
A Short Poppies Fic
Steve Whittle x Aliens
Kinktober 2025
Rated E | 1.8k words
TAKE ME
(WITH YOU)
written by cheesecake3

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 5d

I didn't realise you were doing lots of editing, i was reading my old copy...guess i better download a fresh one!

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 6d

Enjoy!! I'm using the new fic from Madigan's pov as an excuse for a reread. It's as lovely as i remember 🥰

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 6d

You never realise how much is there until it's in one big pile!

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 6d

My Steve Whittle #ShortPoppies fic is here 🛸🐙

#Kinktober Day 9: Exhibitionism – Shibari – Tentacles

Take Me (With You)
archiveofourown.org/works/72056061

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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 6d

here’s a little wip wednesday snippet of chapter 10 of jamestown ferry, which is probably coming tonight or possibly tomorrow (with TWO pieces of art!!!)

“I like that you like it when I get off,” he admits, cheeks burning like he’s shy about it, despite the circumstances.

“I love it,” Stede replies with a fond, breathless smile, and Ed has absolutely no doubt that he’s being completely sincere. It makes his stomach flip a little.

He makes quick work of getting his own cock out, almost surprised at how hard he is and how good it feels not to be trapped in his polyester slacks. It’s enough to make him shudder a little as he spits in his own hand under Stede’s heated gaze, knowing he’s watching every tattooed knuckle as he wraps his fingers around himself and moans softly at the first slow stroke.

“There you are, darling,” Stede says quietly, his voice low and smooth and impossibly hot as he trails the back of a finger along Ed’s scruffy jaw and swipes his thumb over his wet lower lip. “Does that feel good?”

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 6d

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 7d

Oh! And i am posting my first kinktober fic tomorrow 🥳 It'll be two days in a row of Rhys Darby characters called Steve 😁