pez | bi ed and stede calf truther
@petrichorca.bsky.social
pez or p 🔞🏳️🌈🏴☠️🌌🌿🍑 white, late 30s, she/her
ofmd, animorphs, & smashing the patriarchy are my passions
pfp by taylor sterry, header by @thatjadeykinns
socials: https://petrichorca-pez.carrd.co/
Co-captain of @OFMDRareShips
ofmd, animorphs, & smashing the patriarchy are my passions
pfp by taylor sterry, header by @thatjadeykinns
socials: https://petrichorca-pez.carrd.co/
Co-captain of @OFMDRareShips
Pinned
Posted some sweetness (with a little 🌶) of Ed crushing hard on Stede. Includes the one bed trope, a slightly voyeuristic shower situation, and "unrequited" pining. 7300 words, Mature. Enjoy 💗💗🫶🫶💕💕
archiveofourown.org/works/73354901
archiveofourown.org/works/73354901
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Bald eagle
California quail
Roadrunner
Steller's jay
Banana slug
... one of those is not like the others 😂
Bald eagle
California quail
Roadrunner
Steller's jay
Banana slug
... one of those is not like the others 😂
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild, Vegas edition:
Roadrunners
Wild horses
Wild donkeys
Big horn sheep
Jackrabbits
Desert animals I still want to find: tarantulas and desert tortoises
Roadrunners
Wild horses
Wild donkeys
Big horn sheep
Jackrabbits
Desert animals I still want to find: tarantulas and desert tortoises
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Bald eagle
California quail
Roadrunner
Steller's jay
Banana slug
... one of those is not like the others 😂
Bald eagle
California quail
Roadrunner
Steller's jay
Banana slug
... one of those is not like the others 😂
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Hey friends! I'm sending holiday cards again, featuring seasonal (but non-holiday related) Gentlebeard art!
Want some holiday cheer? Fill out this form! I'm happy to send internationally too 💜 #ofmd
forms.gle/w6mxvEPqFxRT...
Want some holiday cheer? Fill out this form! I'm happy to send internationally too 💜 #ofmd
forms.gle/w6mxvEPqFxRT...
Holiday Cards from Deanbird!
Hi friends! In need of a little end-of-the-year OFMD cheer? Send me your address below and I'll mail you a 4x6" (~10x15cm) postcard inside an envelope, featuring brand new art of Ed and Stede from me ...
forms.gle
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hey friends! I'm sending holiday cards again, featuring seasonal (but non-holiday related) Gentlebeard art!
Want some holiday cheer? Fill out this form! I'm happy to send internationally too 💜 #ofmd
forms.gle/w6mxvEPqFxRT...
Want some holiday cheer? Fill out this form! I'm happy to send internationally too 💜 #ofmd
forms.gle/w6mxvEPqFxRT...
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My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic I’ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. 🐋💙
archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic I’ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. 🐋💙
archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
I LOVE MINE!! it's gorgeous
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I LOVE MINE!! it's gorgeous
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Me when OFMD is renewed
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me when OFMD is renewed
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Look, it's Stede in literally every au after he finally finds a job he loves.
Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Look, it's Stede in literally every au after he finally finds a job he loves.
Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
Reposted by pez | bi ed and stede calf truther
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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if you want to get ready, you can read chapters 1-5 here: archiveofourown.org/works/626434...
There’s a Bluebird in my Heart - Chapter 1 - evensneakierfox, veeagainst - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
if you want to get ready, you can read chapters 1-5 here: archiveofourown.org/works/626434...
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AO3 authors: If you get a spambot comment on a story, AO3 has a specific reporting path that lets them get rid of your spammer in hours rather than weeks. Turns out that following these steps REALLY WORKS.
First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
Protect Your Contact Information From Scammers | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
AO3 authors: If you get a spambot comment on a story, AO3 has a specific reporting path that lets them get rid of your spammer in hours rather than weeks. Turns out that following these steps REALLY WORKS.
First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
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This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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ed screaming crying eyeliner running hollering out the words to nina simone be my husband. you agree. reblog
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ed screaming crying eyeliner running hollering out the words to nina simone be my husband. you agree. reblog
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Reposted by pez | bi ed and stede calf truther
His Dark Materials AU chapter 6 with @asneakyfox.bsky.social is drafted and my co-author has written several scenes that made me feel like this guy:
a cartoon of a skeleton holding a pumpkin in his hand
Alt: A scene from Over the Garden wall of a skeleton putting on a pumpkin suit, which I use here to describe an indescribable emotion akin to joyfully accepting the journey to another plane
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
His Dark Materials AU chapter 6 with @asneakyfox.bsky.social is drafted and my co-author has written several scenes that made me feel like this guy:
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November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Every year I share my cut-your-own-tree fic the weekend we get our Christmas tree. And this year I really need people to be nice to me about it because SOMEONE STOLE OUR TREE TODAY (probably on accident) 😭😭😭
U-Pick, 2.8k, rated M, no trees are stolen in this fic
archiveofourown.org/works/43820817
U-Pick, 2.8k, rated M, no trees are stolen in this fic
archiveofourown.org/works/43820817
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Every year I share my cut-your-own-tree fic the weekend we get our Christmas tree. And this year I really need people to be nice to me about it because SOMEONE STOLE OUR TREE TODAY (probably on accident) 😭😭😭
U-Pick, 2.8k, rated M, no trees are stolen in this fic
archiveofourown.org/works/43820817
U-Pick, 2.8k, rated M, no trees are stolen in this fic
archiveofourown.org/works/43820817
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What is even happening right now?
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What is even happening right now?
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This inspired me to finish this tiny fang/auntie fic I’ve been noodling on for over a year!!
archiveofourown.org/works/74914791
#ofmdfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74914791
#ofmdfic
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This inspired me to finish this tiny fang/auntie fic I’ve been noodling on for over a year!!
archiveofourown.org/works/74914791
#ofmdfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74914791
#ofmdfic
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Reposted by pez | bi ed and stede calf truther
Auntie x Buttons needs more supporters. Auntie x Buttons x the sea also
Happy Friday, fluffy crew! It's our final day of Niche week and #OFMDfluffvember 2025! 🥲🥲🥲 Today's last prompt is: Underrated Trope/Ship! We love appreciating the underappreciated, so share those works, WIPs, headcanons, and ideas! 💖
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Auntie x Buttons needs more supporters. Auntie x Buttons x the sea also
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There’s that one picture everyone always posts with the glorious hair flying everywhere but the hair’s pretty damn glorious here too
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
There’s that one picture everyone always posts with the glorious hair flying everywhere but the hair’s pretty damn glorious here too
Recurring pez fic things: collaborations, weird dreams, stories that were meant to be pwp but instead caught 5k-20k extra words, allusions to other people's AUs, nipple play, erotic butt touching ☺️
recurring bryn fic things: cigarettes, the central valley, the ‘70s, entirely too much research, long sentences with complicated punctuation, things you can taste/see/touch/smell/hear, probably a country song title
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Recurring pez fic things: collaborations, weird dreams, stories that were meant to be pwp but instead caught 5k-20k extra words, allusions to other people's AUs, nipple play, erotic butt touching ☺️
Obviously I have a soft spot for any ship that includes Jeffrey! Fettering! 🥹🐴🧡💜🩷
Happy Friday, fluffy crew! It's our final day of Niche week and #OFMDfluffvember 2025! 🥲🥲🥲 Today's last prompt is: Underrated Trope/Ship! We love appreciating the underappreciated, so share those works, WIPs, headcanons, and ideas! 💖
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Obviously I have a soft spot for any ship that includes Jeffrey! Fettering! 🥹🐴🧡💜🩷
Any ship with Fang because Fang is so great and sweet and deserves so much love!!!
Happy Friday, fluffy crew! It's our final day of Niche week and #OFMDfluffvember 2025! 🥲🥲🥲 Today's last prompt is: Underrated Trope/Ship! We love appreciating the underappreciated, so share those works, WIPs, headcanons, and ideas! 💖
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Any ship with Fang because Fang is so great and sweet and deserves so much love!!!