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ELON MUSK: Th- This uh a a th- this year I uh I am a a thankful, and grateful, that is, for the a a a a the a um Konami Code. You know, the. The um. Up up down down. Um. Left right up down A B, um, start. One of the classic um computer codes. And I am also thankful that I killed um a million people.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ELON MUSK: Th- This uh a a th- this year I uh I am a a thankful, and grateful, that is, for the a a a a the a um Konami Code. You know, the. The um. Up up down down. Um. Left right up down A B, um, start. One of the classic um computer codes. And I am also thankful that I killed um a million people.
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if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
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Busta Rhymes doing a medley of his biggest hits with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dancing behind him, this is why the pilgrims got on that boat.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Busta Rhymes doing a medley of his biggest hits with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dancing behind him, this is why the pilgrims got on that boat.
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"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
got my setup already to go for today!
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
got my setup already to go for today!
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Saved you a click: You need a head to live.
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Saved you a click: You need a head to live.
best time in several years but I did get rinsed by a kid in a full inflatable turkey costume
every September I sign up for a Turkey Trot and every night before Thanksgiving I'm like "ah fuck I signed up for a Turkey Trot"
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
best time in several years but I did get rinsed by a kid in a full inflatable turkey costume
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every September I sign up for a Turkey Trot and every night before Thanksgiving I'm like "ah fuck I signed up for a Turkey Trot"
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
every September I sign up for a Turkey Trot and every night before Thanksgiving I'm like "ah fuck I signed up for a Turkey Trot"
I'm against that guy shooting people but societies are judged by how they treat those who break their laws and I think we can all agree that having your dick photographed from a helicopter is beyond the pale
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm against that guy shooting people but societies are judged by how they treat those who break their laws and I think we can all agree that having your dick photographed from a helicopter is beyond the pale
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couldn't have waited until the Phils signed Ranger to set the market like that eh
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
couldn't have waited until the Phils signed Ranger to set the market like that eh
hey can you guys add a feature where an AI agent pushes the new prompt button 500 times and listens to all of them and tells me whether they were enjoyable via a simple thumbs up/thumbs down emoji? and then euthanizes me
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
hey can you guys add a feature where an AI agent pushes the new prompt button 500 times and listens to all of them and tells me whether they were enjoyable via a simple thumbs up/thumbs down emoji? and then euthanizes me
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That message is "we're going to win the Super Bowl"
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That message is "we're going to win the Super Bowl"
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it's really cheap and pretty easy to make a website. everyone should have at least one. don't know what you'd do with your website? just look at the ones your friends made until you feel inspired
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
it's really cheap and pretty easy to make a website. everyone should have at least one. don't know what you'd do with your website? just look at the ones your friends made until you feel inspired
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everyone is urging caution re: reports of the shooting, and they're right to do so, but as an inveterate contrarian I am urging extreme recklessness. I think Sting did it
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
everyone is urging caution re: reports of the shooting, and they're right to do so, but as an inveterate contrarian I am urging extreme recklessness. I think Sting did it
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
"conspiracy theory" is what we're calling this?
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"conspiracy theory" is what we're calling this?
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when I was a kid I remember thinking it was ridiculous that everybody at the beginning of Ghostbusters II had completely forgotten or else come to doubt the events of Ghostbusters. which, heh
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
when I was a kid I remember thinking it was ridiculous that everybody at the beginning of Ghostbusters II had completely forgotten or else come to doubt the events of Ghostbusters. which, heh