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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 11h

god the zohran discourse has to be so so sweet.

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 11h

is "is your portfolio ready" one of theirs, because i've been trying to find that for ages

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 14h

best wide wale corduroy for sitting on couch 2025 reddit

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 14h

do they just not make big soft wide wale corduroy pants for dirtbags anymore. if i look this up online i am met with "For the Man Who is Looking to Spend Six Hundred Dollars"

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 15h

they're doing marvel movies about single guys now

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 17h

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 17h

seems like the sleeper awakens. y'all ever witness his stirrings

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18h

yes, i'm doing "oh you're surprised??" because none of the people expressing surprise have any excuse to be

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18h

this is just another one of those things that we all watched happen in extreme slow motion and somehow people are surprised by the outcome—an outcome that all of those same people explicitly predicted, because it's the easiest thing in the world to predict

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 19h

i gotta say this sucks but it sucks in the way everything has sucked for a long time. i'm not super concerned with someone somewhere outside of nyc reading the same piece every newspaper in the country has run for the last five years

@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 19h

CBS News would never put a thinly sourced 'story' by a rookie blogger like this on it's air. Until now. The Free Press isn't a journalism outlet, it's bloggers aren't reporters. This piece is more NYPost than Tiffany Network but I guess that's the goal.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...

Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming the NYC mayor, The Free Press reports

The Free Press spoke to several New York City Police Department officers who are worried about Zohran Mamdani becoming mayor. Olivia Reingold joins CBS News with more.

www.cbsnews.com

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

spoiler tag this

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2d

so funny that serpent's path is one of them

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2d

i'm sorry to hear this!

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2d

lol

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2d

my new character, Conflict Avoidant Moses

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2d

nothing don't worry about it

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2d

how's everybody doing

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2d

lol, total ponzi scheme economy. all the way down

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2d

considering i didn't see these ads until after the piece where the reviewer was like "this thing is fucking annoying", yeah.

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 3d

on the one hand, sure, the reality is way less bonkers than the thing people have been saying, on the other hand, it's been really funny watching people *almost* get why it's super fucking weird that *we* have bases in every* country

* do not correct me, i don't care