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got my setup already to go for today!
a deep fryer in a kitchen on cardboard connected to a propane tank
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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"conspiracy theory" is what we're calling this?
A conspiracy theory still thrives among some in Trump’s base that Epstein knew the names of other rich or powerful pedophiles.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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damn didn't know Kimmel was booking these kind of acts
Kate Beckinsale insisted that her daughter Lily Sheen's boyfriend naturally laid two eggs during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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TITTY DETECTED
that machine gun robot from Robocop pointing its guns at you! the viewer of this post
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Homer shaping his mashed potatoes into a circus tent
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Android suggesting responses to my wife texting me a Bob's Burgers quote
my wife texting me "Little King Trashmouth and his husband Gary are renewing their vows. It is their anniversary, I think" and googles suggested responses are "😞", "I know", "I'm sorry", and "Ugh"
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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everyone is going to be mad they did a glossy profile on a braindead old asshole who is going to have a massive body count; I am mad about being exposed to this specific passage
He put down his spoon in order to finish his yogurt in gulps directly from the container.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"I am, at present, completely hamstrung from doing insanely evil shit"
The “legislature has been mostly sidelined” over the last year, Ms. Greene said, noting that her proposals, including some to designate English as the official language of the United States, make it a felony to assist minors with gender transitions and eliminate visas for skilled foreign workers, “just sit collecting dust.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Most concerning was FBS guidance around the resuscitation of newborn babies. On the one hand, FBS courses gave basic advice for an emergency, though experts say their instructions were flawed. But Saldaya and Norris-Clark also claimed resuscitation was often an unnecessary act which deprived babies of the chance to choose to begin their lives. In her book, Norris-Clark called it “meddling” and “sabotage”. Babies, Saldaya said in a 2024 podcast, “need to learn how to breathe on their own”, adding, “It is so profound to marinate on this idea of your baby walking with this story at his back or her back, that she knew how to get born. And she claimed her breath.” If an FBS-trained birth keeper was attending a birth, Saldaya and Norris-Clark taught that it was for the mothers, not the birth keeper, to decide if or how to help an infant unable to breathe. “When I attend a birth,” said Saldaya, on a 2024 podcast, “like, for example, I would never resuscitate a baby. That’s cuckoo bananas to me.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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gotta say the way you're saying that makes me suspect otherwise
a package of provolone cheese slices labeled NOT SMOKED PROVOLONE
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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post on r/airplanes: "why do planes have buttholes?"
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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this is so fuckin good
album cover for #RICHAXXHAITIAN by Mach-Hommy
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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it's fdoppelbock friday
Ayinger Celebrator in a glass
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Stephen Miller:
Adam Driver punching a hole in the wall
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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they actually did a land acknowledgement to open the Ashes. this fuckin rocks. woke 2 is on friends
3 members of the Whadjuk doing a land acknowledgement to kickoff the Ashes in Perth
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I understand this perspective, I do, but I also think it's valuable to force xAI to incur compute costs to produce "yes, Elon Musk could survive on a diet of his own shit longer than any other human on the planet"
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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sweet jesus
photo sequence from the NTSB preliminary report on the Louisville UPS plane crash. 6 photos show the left engine pylon fail, with the engine flipping over the wing starting a fire on the fuselage before flying into the air
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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you know what carries significant risk of burns? portable electric car kettle
Norm Macdonald talking to Jon Stewart
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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very interesting!
The Farm Bureau has long opposed regulation or taxation of greenhouse gases and climate policy, justifying its actions by denying the scientific consensus on climate change. "For decades, the Farm Bureau has derailed climate action, deploying its political apparatus and 6 million members in a forceful alliance with conservative groups and the fossil fuel industry," Inside Climate News wrote in 2018.[35] Starting in the 1990s the organization participated in the Global Climate Coalition, which lobbied in opposition to the Kyoto Protocol.[10]
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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making Holocaust denial illegal
SpongeBob meme where the guy is staring with envy out the window of SpongeBob and the pink guy having fun outside. sorry I don't really know many of the names, I didn't really watch SpongeBob. my sister was pretty into it though iirc
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Homer saying "Marge, I swear to you, I never thought you'd find out!"
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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crime geniuses: mind masters of the brain-ening
10. When law enforcement officers asked Co-Conspirator 1 and Greene to provide them with the keys to the Maserati, Co-Conspirator 1 appeared to become agitated. Co-Conspirator 1 asked the officers repeatedly why they needed the keys and whether they were going to search the Maserati . Co-Conspirator 1 told the police that she didn’t think that the search of the Maserati was necessary and that it didn’t make any sense to her. 11. One of the officers tried to explain to Co-Conspirator 1 and Greene why the search of Greene’s Maserati might be necessary. Greene then consented to the search of her Maserati by the officers and signed a written form consenting to the search. 12. The Officers searched the Maserati and found two black zip ties that were similar to the black zip ties that were used to restrain Greene. The officers also found a roll of Pro Essential duct tape.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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i no longer understand native advertising or what the algorithms it operates with think of me
still from a weird video of a couple on a cruise captioned "two sober introverts walk onto a Virgin Voyages Cruise . . ."
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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this is really great and for some reason I'm stuck on the woman who had a fake LLM generated quote attributed to her and was essentially like "eh, close enough"
When I asked one of the architects quoted in the Dwell piece, Sally Augustin, if she had ever spoken with Victoria, she was careful in her response. “I don’t actually remember speaking with her,” she wrote, and there was no sign of Victoria in her inbox. But she couldn’t be totally sure. And she wasn’t particularly bothered by her appearance in the article anyway. “The material attributed to me sounds exactly like something that I would say and I am fine with that material being out there,” she wrote.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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it's not a worm baby
Vince donofrio as that fucked up farmer from Men In Black
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM