Philip
@philonfire.bsky.social
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Socialist. Hoosier. Emo kid. Dork.
Can you hear me now that I'm dumbing myself down?
Socialist. Hoosier. Emo kid. Dork.
Can you hear me now that I'm dumbing myself down?
That cult following is me. As long as there is still someone asking for Pepsi Holiday Spice to return, I still draw breath. When no one is left to demand that warm winter goodness, I have departed this earth.
Pepsi Holiday Spice (2004, 2006): Cola flavored with cinnamon and ginger for a "warming" drinking experience. It developed a cult following, but only had two seasonal holiday runs
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
That cult following is me. As long as there is still someone asking for Pepsi Holiday Spice to return, I still draw breath. When no one is left to demand that warm winter goodness, I have departed this earth.
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Pepsi Holiday Spice (2004, 2006): Cola flavored with cinnamon and ginger for a "warming" drinking experience. It developed a cult following, but only had two seasonal holiday runs
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Pepsi Holiday Spice (2004, 2006): Cola flavored with cinnamon and ginger for a "warming" drinking experience. It developed a cult following, but only had two seasonal holiday runs
No one told me that cutting out the beer that helped me sleep would make it hard to sleep. Life is uhhhhh life is unfair man. Malcolm is in the middle.
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
No one told me that cutting out the beer that helped me sleep would make it hard to sleep. Life is uhhhhh life is unfair man. Malcolm is in the middle.
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i have to drunk drive over the speed limit in order to get to my job: defusing the kind of nuclear bomb which can only be deactivated by the n-word
Just say ‘I like driving over the speed limit’ why debase yourself like this
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i have to drunk drive over the speed limit in order to get to my job: defusing the kind of nuclear bomb which can only be deactivated by the n-word
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my only real thought on PEG — one of the all-time internet degenerates — is this
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
my only real thought on PEG — one of the all-time internet degenerates — is this
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Every one of these pieces comes down to “what if ai was useful”
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Every one of these pieces comes down to “what if ai was useful”
Why am I listening to so much Cobra Starship. What is wrong with me lol.
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why am I listening to so much Cobra Starship. What is wrong with me lol.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
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Not very often you see a new product that feels like major religions should issue edicts specifically forbidding it
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Not very often you see a new product that feels like major religions should issue edicts specifically forbidding it
The masculine urge to pack it all up and move to Chicago >>>
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The masculine urge to pack it all up and move to Chicago >>>
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Donate to Mirror Indy so they can write more puff pieces about local randos. Too many clicks are generated by all the shit wrong with the world. Click on feel good articles, donate to independent journalism, and go out and do something to make your community better.
Meet the man making benches for Indianapolis
Anderson York’s benches are popping up at parks and bus stops across the city.
mirrorindy.org
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Donate to Mirror Indy so they can write more puff pieces about local randos. Too many clicks are generated by all the shit wrong with the world. Click on feel good articles, donate to independent journalism, and go out and do something to make your community better.
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Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
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they're saying that my heart is tastier than any beforehand, folks, that Ammit is licking her lips at the prospect
Could you just imagine the comedy of Trump Weighing his Heart (lols) against The Feather of Ma'at?
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
they're saying that my heart is tastier than any beforehand, folks, that Ammit is licking her lips at the prospect
Just cause I never post my favorite daughter. Lunch before the zoo 😊
October 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just cause I never post my favorite daughter. Lunch before the zoo 😊
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What do you mean "possible rise," dude is at the top of the pack. He is the literal pope
As Pope Leo begins to reveal some of his views on divisive issues, some conservative critics of his predecessor are rejecting the possible rise of another “liberal pope.”
As Pope Leo riles conservatives, some say ‘just focus on the church’
Conservatives who hoped that Leo, the first U.S.-born pope, would be more of a traditionalist instead hear echoes of his predecessor, Francis, in his public statements.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What do you mean "possible rise," dude is at the top of the pack. He is the literal pope
I'm happy to admit that maybe I am a little depressed
Cause I'm missing you to death
Cause I'm missing you to death
September 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm happy to admit that maybe I am a little depressed
Cause I'm missing you to death
Cause I'm missing you to death
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However you feel about League of Legends, Riot Games really is doing a public service by running an SCP level containment program for some of the most toxic people to have ever touched a keyboard
League shitters are horrific beings but they do have the advantage of not being a public nuisance, so yeah, go on young man, scream at your top lane for feeding.
September 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
However you feel about League of Legends, Riot Games really is doing a public service by running an SCP level containment program for some of the most toxic people to have ever touched a keyboard
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he should have resigned when he had the chance. Every day that goes by something else comes out, he digs his hole deeper, and makes it harder for Democrats to win close races in Marion County.
🧵 What’s it like to work in Mayor Joe Hogsett’s administration?
Mirror Indy government reporter Peter Blanchard talked to a dozen current and former employees. Many described a “culture of fear” inside the City-County Building. Some said they were yelled at often. 1/
Mirror Indy government reporter Peter Blanchard talked to a dozen current and former employees. Many described a “culture of fear” inside the City-County Building. Some said they were yelled at often. 1/
September 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
he should have resigned when he had the chance. Every day that goes by something else comes out, he digs his hole deeper, and makes it harder for Democrats to win close races in Marion County.
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nathan fielder voice:
Until we give a crow adderall we will never know their full potential
August 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
nathan fielder voice:
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This guy just stole my hamburger. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
August 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This guy just stole my hamburger. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down