My life as a neighborhood leader is just taking pictures of things and submitting them to the MAC.

Lmao not really, I just go and fix shit myself unless it’s like a pothole. I did submit 3 things today though.

Just told my 10 year old to 6-7 his way into touching grass and go outside.

Officially a month in with a newborn. Time isn’t relevant anymore. It’s a false construct. I have no ability to comprehend it’s passing. Every moment is seemingly just happening and also days ago.

New bike has entered the chat. Can’t wait to build a box for this thing.

I haven’t had mine on in months. People should learn what open windows and ceiling fans are capable of.

That $5 box of fried chicken from Kroger looked at me first.

Yea I made a proclamation that all leaves shall be put under lawn mowers on the driest day of the year, no less than 3 hours at a time. Preferably before dawn.

Mayors Neighborhood Advocate said I should bag them and plastic is preferable

They’re still out there if you know where to look.

I love Indiana man

These are the priorities in the Joe Hogsett administration.

In Indianapolis we let drivers hit and run old ladies walking to the grocery store and do nothing at all.

The mayor will use TIF dollars from her neighborhood to pay for his friends fuck buddy’s project though!

DSA for Sliwa working group

Had to cook a turkey because my freezer went out. Naturally I tossed the carcass into a pot with water and just let it simmer all day yesterday.

Took it out of the fridge and boiled it all day today. Condensed down 10 gallons of broth into 10 quarts of stock.

Going to enjoy these all winter long

We should do an Indianapolis insurrection.

Hey, Indiana has one of the only domestic bike manufacturers.

Last months neighborhood meeting: 9 people

This months: 13 people

It’s growing. We’re seeing more interest. More ideas, more opportunities to collaborate.

This is what I’m here for.

I need more people to just put their random ideas on the internet. If it involves building something, I’ll probably help you do it if it’s cool.

Yo why’d the funeral director know me by name and dap me up?

I can’t mow right now. I am too busy turning the ac on and the heater on at the same time.

Two transformer explosions in 30 minutes? Probably should turn the a/c on just in case.

When I’m president, I’m rewriting the tax code to limit the tax liability of adhd hyper fixations.

I’ve actually learned a lot about ad benches this week.