pipsqueak
@peppermintplankton.bsky.social
raised by Liberation Theology activists, corrupted by Dorito & Mountain Dew enthusiast gamer classmates in the fraught oughties | BA/MSW | Dearborn has more dignity, vitality, & heart than every member of bluemaga combined | there will be autistic wordplay
heat not working in my car so i drove with a scarf wrapped around the lower half of my face & had handwarmers in my glove & held one of my hands to my mouth the whole way to prevent fogging the windows & i just know i looked like a scandalized Maury™️ audience member all the while
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 PM
heat not working in my car so i drove with a scarf wrapped around the lower half of my face & had handwarmers in my glove & held one of my hands to my mouth the whole way to prevent fogging the windows & i just know i looked like a scandalized Maury™️ audience member all the while
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Profiles in leadership:
Ilhan Omar, after being assaulted: I will fight these assholes with my bare hands if that's what it takes, we're never backing down.
Tim Walz, from his cozy office: I'm willing to give Trump, Miller, and Tom Homan the benefit of the doubt that they won't be mean anymore.
Ilhan Omar, after being assaulted: I will fight these assholes with my bare hands if that's what it takes, we're never backing down.
Tim Walz, from his cozy office: I'm willing to give Trump, Miller, and Tom Homan the benefit of the doubt that they won't be mean anymore.
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Profiles in leadership:
Ilhan Omar, after being assaulted: I will fight these assholes with my bare hands if that's what it takes, we're never backing down.
Tim Walz, from his cozy office: I'm willing to give Trump, Miller, and Tom Homan the benefit of the doubt that they won't be mean anymore.
Ilhan Omar, after being assaulted: I will fight these assholes with my bare hands if that's what it takes, we're never backing down.
Tim Walz, from his cozy office: I'm willing to give Trump, Miller, and Tom Homan the benefit of the doubt that they won't be mean anymore.
Neil Young granting free access to his catalog to the Greenlanders is so perfectly on brand for the old man idk what to say
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Neil Young granting free access to his catalog to the Greenlanders is so perfectly on brand for the old man idk what to say
there was a period of time when my mom didn’t let us eat fast food but after work once or twice a week she shared McDonald’s with an unhoused guy & i was shamefully jealous of what they had
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 PM
there was a period of time when my mom didn’t let us eat fast food but after work once or twice a week she shared McDonald’s with an unhoused guy & i was shamefully jealous of what they had
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Bro, this child died on May 17, 2023.
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Bro, this child died on May 17, 2023.
it’s choose your own adventure but the only options are agita and shpilkes
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 PM
it’s choose your own adventure but the only options are agita and shpilkes
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Oh, how beautiful it is to see the native with its colonized mind and its internalized inferiority complex, trying to assimilate into the odious empire and display how fucking dumb he looks by doing so.
Los boricuas de abeLdá están con los inmigrantes 💪 🇵🇷
Los boricuas de abeLdá están con los inmigrantes 💪 🇵🇷
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Oh, how beautiful it is to see the native with its colonized mind and its internalized inferiority complex, trying to assimilate into the odious empire and display how fucking dumb he looks by doing so.
Los boricuas de abeLdá están con los inmigrantes 💪 🇵🇷
Los boricuas de abeLdá están con los inmigrantes 💪 🇵🇷
they “resist” potus but dismiss that which they don’t care to notice
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 AM
they “resist” potus but dismiss that which they don’t care to notice
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you and the other famous people can keep being this meme if you want, no one can stop you, but are you really never gonna ask yourself whether it's effective or counterproductive? well i can't make you do that either. but i guarantee you are moving nobody right now
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 AM
you and the other famous people can keep being this meme if you want, no one can stop you, but are you really never gonna ask yourself whether it's effective or counterproductive? well i can't make you do that either. but i guarantee you are moving nobody right now
distressed entity in the ‘90s: “im gonna go postal”
ditched dress & tiddy today: “im gonna go post hole”
ditched dress & tiddy today: “im gonna go post hole”
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
distressed entity in the ‘90s: “im gonna go postal”
ditched dress & tiddy today: “im gonna go post hole”
ditched dress & tiddy today: “im gonna go post hole”
being better looking & having more coherent politics & bigger hearts than every lib who wanders this earth is almost too much to have to shoulder with any sort of grace, we should all take a moment to acknowledge the gravity of that burden
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
being better looking & having more coherent politics & bigger hearts than every lib who wanders this earth is almost too much to have to shoulder with any sort of grace, we should all take a moment to acknowledge the gravity of that burden
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semi-clothed missionary in the dark with my wife of 27 years is the MODERATE position
January 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
semi-clothed missionary in the dark with my wife of 27 years is the MODERATE position
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Trump tweeted a photo of Ilhan Omar next to the Twin Towers burning, in his first term.
They threatened to lynch her. And her child. And what did the Democrats do? They threw Omar to the wolves because she criticized Netanyahu and the Israel lobby.
They threatened to lynch her. And her child. And what did the Democrats do? They threw Omar to the wolves because she criticized Netanyahu and the Israel lobby.
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Trump tweeted a photo of Ilhan Omar next to the Twin Towers burning, in his first term.
They threatened to lynch her. And her child. And what did the Democrats do? They threw Omar to the wolves because she criticized Netanyahu and the Israel lobby.
They threatened to lynch her. And her child. And what did the Democrats do? They threw Omar to the wolves because she criticized Netanyahu and the Israel lobby.
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equally casual reminder that dem leadership didn't do a god damn thing about those ones either
casual reminder that Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were assassinated seven months ago, and Senator Hoffman and his wife were seriously injured that day as well, and both of those things were outcomes that the current administration wants to happen again
someone just tried attacking rep ilhan omar at her town hall in north minneapolis, reportedly trying to spray her with something, but was tackled before he could get to her. she returned to speaking
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM
equally casual reminder that dem leadership didn't do a god damn thing about those ones either
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Are you proud of the guy who just attacked her?
Call me crazy, but I take my “frustration” out in the voting booth.
Accountability starts with participation. Even for members of Congress.
Accountability starts with participation. Even for members of Congress.
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Are you proud of the guy who just attacked her?
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come now, friend, don't be so modest. you were singing the praises of the necessity of murdering your racial inferiors, in the name of Less Bad.
fun trivia! that's flat out the pep talk Himmler gave the Einsatzgruppen after the first morale troubles popped up. he had about as much luck as you did.
fun trivia! that's flat out the pep talk Himmler gave the Einsatzgruppen after the first morale troubles popped up. he had about as much luck as you did.
January 28, 2026 at 1:37 AM
come now, friend, don't be so modest. you were singing the praises of the necessity of murdering your racial inferiors, in the name of Less Bad.
fun trivia! that's flat out the pep talk Himmler gave the Einsatzgruppen after the first morale troubles popped up. he had about as much luck as you did.
fun trivia! that's flat out the pep talk Himmler gave the Einsatzgruppen after the first morale troubles popped up. he had about as much luck as you did.
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how would you say trying to sacrifice enough brown people that your republican buddies call you a good doggie is going so far
it appears to have failed. very, very badly.
it appears to have failed. very, very badly.
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
how would you say trying to sacrifice enough brown people that your republican buddies call you a good doggie is going so far
it appears to have failed. very, very badly.
it appears to have failed. very, very badly.
bluemaga is nick shirley with more life experience
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
bluemaga is nick shirley with more life experience
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The road back to open & unashamed white supremacy was paved with The Benefit Of The Doubt.
We’ve allowed decades of open dishonesty to manifest into this moment where they’re pretty brazen about playing in our face.
watching the TX senate final debate on the redistricting map (after watching many hours of house & senate debates) i cannot stress enough how insane it feels that republicans claim to know nothing about how the map was drawn but also won't bring the map drawer to the capitol to answer any questions
August 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The road back to open & unashamed white supremacy was paved with The Benefit Of The Doubt.
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Modern liberalism in a nutshell: when it comes to blame for Trump, "never forgive and never forget" nonvoters, but amnesty for Bill Kristol.
January 28, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Modern liberalism in a nutshell: when it comes to blame for Trump, "never forgive and never forget" nonvoters, but amnesty for Bill Kristol.
dude indefatigably waxes poetic about coaching ball but comports himself like a dehydrated 2nd-string longsnapper
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
dude indefatigably waxes poetic about coaching ball but comports himself like a dehydrated 2nd-string longsnapper
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votescolds can eat an extra serving of my ass today
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 PM
votescolds can eat an extra serving of my ass today
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Give Israel everything it could ever want, get accused of antisemitism anyway award.
Does it inspire any introspection on the part of the Democratic foreign policy establishment that backing Israel to the hilt no matter what it did at any time undermined America's global position and image while also not getting any credit from Israel itself
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Give Israel everything it could ever want, get accused of antisemitism anyway award.
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They recognize their diehard voters quite literally worship them as messiahs and will never criticize anything they do.
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
They recognize their diehard voters quite literally worship them as messiahs and will never criticize anything they do.