Penk
@penk.bsky.social
The Artist formerly known as Pie Eating Pisscan. First defence for the zombie apocalypse.
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Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!
We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!
We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!
We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!
We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
Just singing along to this in my best James Hetfield voice, grunts and all. My youngest informed me she was on call to her friends so I said I hope they like Metallica and went louder. Accidentally did a "Motherfuckerrrr yeaaaahh" at the end of the verse. Bit awkward.
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Just singing along to this in my best James Hetfield voice, grunts and all. My youngest informed me she was on call to her friends so I said I hope they like Metallica and went louder. Accidentally did a "Motherfuckerrrr yeaaaahh" at the end of the verse. Bit awkward.
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And here’s some photos of Liam Neeson having pissed himself.
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And here’s some photos of Liam Neeson having pissed himself.
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Hook, line and sinker. Brilliantly done.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hook, line and sinker. Brilliantly done.
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Tonight Stekkjastaur, the first of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He likes to sneak into the sheep shed to drink milk from the ewes.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good! The bad children get a potato.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good! The bad children get a potato.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tonight Stekkjastaur, the first of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He likes to sneak into the sheep shed to drink milk from the ewes.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good! The bad children get a potato.
All the children put a shoe in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good! The bad children get a potato.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
What a silly question. They don't respond to anything other than an occasional gurgle. Trust me.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What a silly question. They don't respond to anything other than an occasional gurgle. Trust me.
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There’s still time to get your #Christmas orders in!
Have a look at my prints, homewares and t-shirts inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture
Designed in Manchester. Made in the UK.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Have a look at my prints, homewares and t-shirts inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture
Designed in Manchester. Made in the UK.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There’s still time to get your #Christmas orders in!
Have a look at my prints, homewares and t-shirts inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture
Designed in Manchester. Made in the UK.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Have a look at my prints, homewares and t-shirts inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture
Designed in Manchester. Made in the UK.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
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A white British father and son BOTH raped the same child and pled guilty to multiple counts of Sexual assault.
This has been in the press for 2 days.
The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…
And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼♀️
This has been in the press for 2 days.
The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…
And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼♀️
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A white British father and son BOTH raped the same child and pled guilty to multiple counts of Sexual assault.
This has been in the press for 2 days.
The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…
And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼♀️
This has been in the press for 2 days.
The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…
And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼♀️
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
The FIFA ethics committee.
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The FIFA ethics committee.
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My brother got that flight simulator for his XBOX a few years ago. First fucking thing he did was take a 747 and fly it into my flat in Colwyn Bay.
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My brother got that flight simulator for his XBOX a few years ago. First fucking thing he did was take a 747 and fly it into my flat in Colwyn Bay.
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Former human rights lawyer urges leaders to curb human rights law and pander to the far right to stop the far right, explains *exactly* why we are where we are.
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Former human rights lawyer urges leaders to curb human rights law and pander to the far right to stop the far right, explains *exactly* why we are where we are.
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
I've just been out for a dog walk in my lovely new coat. A long dog walk because my coat was lovely. Helped a toad across the road as well despite my walking buddies wanting to bite its head off.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I've just been out for a dog walk in my lovely new coat. A long dog walk because my coat was lovely. Helped a toad across the road as well despite my walking buddies wanting to bite its head off.
I must admit, it looked like someone bumming an animal's head off until I zoomed in.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I must admit, it looked like someone bumming an animal's head off until I zoomed in.
Post work solo pint whilst awaiting my lift home. Not drinking during the week is going well.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Post work solo pint whilst awaiting my lift home. Not drinking during the week is going well.
Hand delivering Christmas cards to the neighbours this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Hand delivering Christmas cards to the neighbours this morning.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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It's never not embarrassing when owners do this.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Brighton ban Guardian from stadium over reporting on Tony Bloom
Reporters and photographers have been banned by the Premier League club, as a Guardian spokesperson said the reporting was in the public interest
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's never not embarrassing when owners do this.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Tree's going up, lads. 🎄
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tree's going up, lads. 🎄
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The exact people now saying "Nigel Farage was young and foolish at school" (to excuse his racism, bullying and harassment of fellow pupils at Dulwich College) are the same people who said "Shamima Begum was old enough to know what she was doing".
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The exact people now saying "Nigel Farage was young and foolish at school" (to excuse his racism, bullying and harassment of fellow pupils at Dulwich College) are the same people who said "Shamima Begum was old enough to know what she was doing".
Anyone aware of decent websites to buy specific trainers at a decent price? The specifics being burgundy size 9 Sambas for my 16 year old. Best I've found was £60 but they had pink stripes and that won't do.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Anyone aware of decent websites to buy specific trainers at a decent price? The specifics being burgundy size 9 Sambas for my 16 year old. Best I've found was £60 but they had pink stripes and that won't do.
I've been nice and settled for the last few hours and now I've got to go to the south coast and entertain people. My fee has already gone towards a new coat so at least that's something nice.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've been nice and settled for the last few hours and now I've got to go to the south coast and entertain people. My fee has already gone towards a new coat so at least that's something nice.
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If you or anyone you know are interested in fraud, money and football, please allow me to suggest that this book might make a decent Christmas present.
Link below as well as the first chapter free, so you can browse before you buy.
Link below as well as the first chapter free, so you can browse before you buy.
🚨 Out now 🚨
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
How football joined the crypto con
What happened when football got into crypto? It's a tale of fraudsters, ghostship firms, bogus investments, pyramid schemes, gigantic losses and organised crime.
Get your copy here: amzn.to/42aKE0w
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
How football joined the crypto con
What happened when football got into crypto? It's a tale of fraudsters, ghostship firms, bogus investments, pyramid schemes, gigantic losses and organised crime.
Get your copy here: amzn.to/42aKE0w
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you or anyone you know are interested in fraud, money and football, please allow me to suggest that this book might make a decent Christmas present.
Link below as well as the first chapter free, so you can browse before you buy.
Link below as well as the first chapter free, so you can browse before you buy.