Penk
@penk.bsky.social
The Artist formerly known as Pie Eating Pisscan. First defence for the zombie apocalypse.
The FIFA ethics committee.
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The FIFA ethics committee.
I must admit, it looked like someone bumming an animal's head off until I zoomed in.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I must admit, it looked like someone bumming an animal's head off until I zoomed in.
Post work solo pint whilst awaiting my lift home. Not drinking during the week is going well.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Post work solo pint whilst awaiting my lift home. Not drinking during the week is going well.
Hand delivering Christmas cards to the neighbours this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Hand delivering Christmas cards to the neighbours this morning.
All done. Just need to shove all the boxes in the loft tomorrow and outside lights have been requested. Another job for some point in the week.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
All done. Just need to shove all the boxes in the loft tomorrow and outside lights have been requested. Another job for some point in the week.
Tree's going up, lads. 🎄
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tree's going up, lads. 🎄
It's definitely Christmas now, lads.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's definitely Christmas now, lads.
Played with em all, luvvy. Big Steve's birthday party was a highlight.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Played with em all, luvvy. Big Steve's birthday party was a highlight.
This was the most recent outfit. I won't have a big chippy tea before I wear that again. My bag of spuds were very much on show as well so I wear my guitar a little lower.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This was the most recent outfit. I won't have a big chippy tea before I wear that again. My bag of spuds were very much on show as well so I wear my guitar a little lower.
My year on Deezer apparently. 2 of my top 10ntracks were by Sir Mixalot. I didn't know he had 2 tracks.
Methinks the youngest using the Alexa has affected my stats.
Methinks the youngest using the Alexa has affected my stats.
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My year on Deezer apparently. 2 of my top 10ntracks were by Sir Mixalot. I didn't know he had 2 tracks.
Methinks the youngest using the Alexa has affected my stats.
Methinks the youngest using the Alexa has affected my stats.
Here's the picture round. I was the only team to get the maximum. I saw it and heard the word "Wheelhouse" in my head. I'm not even sure if it's one word or two but that's what I heard.
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Here's the picture round. I was the only team to get the maximum. I saw it and heard the word "Wheelhouse" in my head. I'm not even sure if it's one word or two but that's what I heard.
Alright. Tallest, you fucking pendants. 123 metre spire. Known all over mother Russia.
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Alright. Tallest, you fucking pendants. 123 metre spire. Known all over mother Russia.
Last minute call up to a funeral in the wee church today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Last minute call up to a funeral in the wee church today.
Tried a different place for a kebab. Doner was about a cm thick and they whacked the lot on top of an unsliced, soggy pitta. Tasty though. 5 pon 10.
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Tried a different place for a kebab. Doner was about a cm thick and they whacked the lot on top of an unsliced, soggy pitta. Tasty though. 5 pon 10.
On your home screen, click this and everything goes in order for people you follow. Discover shows more random shit. Decent at times.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
On your home screen, click this and everything goes in order for people you follow. Discover shows more random shit. Decent at times.
And by 50%, I mean at least 99%. Obsessed with this as a kid.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And by 50%, I mean at least 99%. Obsessed with this as a kid.
Similar here. He sleeps with his eyes open half the time so I've no idea if he's asleep or not.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Similar here. He sleeps with his eyes open half the time so I've no idea if he's asleep or not.
Finally on a train to Salisbury. Train tapas is out.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Finally on a train to Salisbury. Train tapas is out.
Slightly late. Another option for @captainflack.bsky.social. I've gone to The Bear. A good selection of beers. Nice bar. I've had a Flensberger Pils.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Slightly late. Another option for @captainflack.bsky.social. I've gone to The Bear. A good selection of beers. Nice bar. I've had a Flensberger Pils.
May as well have another. Flensberger Pils in The Bear, Paddington.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
May as well have another. Flensberger Pils in The Bear, Paddington.
Solo pints in Khan's London tonight. Unbranded glasses at Waterloo Tap so I won't nick them. Need to find a decent boozer near Paddington for my one for the road/rail.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Solo pints in Khan's London tonight. Unbranded glasses at Waterloo Tap so I won't nick them. Need to find a decent boozer near Paddington for my one for the road/rail.
Nearly made kick off. Unbelievable scenes.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Nearly made kick off. Unbelievable scenes.