Patsyann
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Patsyann
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I would dearly love to watch her prepare that meal. And then eat it.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I got hit by a car last week and only apologized once; I was pretty proud of myself.
"To be honest, I’m mainly just determined to stop apologizing when someone else steps on my foot. That happened for the last time this past weekend and is what really sparked this whole revolution in me."
I, a Woman, Am Officially Done Saying “I’m Sorry”
Dear colleagues, I just wanted to reach out and let you know that I’m officially done saying sorry. As a woman, I feel the flippant use and misuse ...
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Whoever came up with these tariffs in the first place should be fired.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I want to say I once heard something about wall-climbing cattle but I don’t think it was in this context.
I knew they blamed immigrants for everything, but I didn’t think they would blame immigrant cows for hamburger prices.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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happy n7 day to all who celebrate

Remember, press F to stop mingling
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The dichotomy of post Halloween office snacks
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Happy November 1st! Welcome to second October. Things are dying. Night comes sooner, hungrier than in the summer. The cold is here. Things haunt the woods. Snow can trap you, Donner Party your plans. Colds and flus awake, go hunting. Yeah, it’s still spooky season. It’s always spooky season.
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Trump is NOT a doctor and no one should be taking medical advice from a man who once told people to inject bleach.

Talk to your doctor and listen to the experts—not conspiracy theorist quacks like Trump and RFK Jr.
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Since I’m seeing the comparisons again, your regular reminder that comparing Trump to Marie Antoinette is unkind. Marie Antoinette helped convince France to back the colonists during the Revolutionary War and was thus a significant positive for America.
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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a foundational belief of the modern right is that there is no such thing as organic disagreement with their policies, it’s all directed from the top down

they just can’t conceive that ordinary people find them horrifying
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.
October 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My Safeway has Christmas trees out.
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Do not put your name on a website to register for a rally in this political climate. What the fuck's wrong with y'all. Are there any people of color that work at this org who might knock some sense into your peach colored heads.
We need your help to make October 18 the biggest peaceful protest of the year. Please spread the word, register your local event as soon as you can, and start RSVPing for the local protests to help build momentum: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
September 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.
From the Charlie Kirk press conference:
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I could happily go the rest of my life without seeing/hearing someone snottily command another person to "do better."
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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There is no war in Ba Sing Se
“There is no Constitutional Crisis" is exactly what someone would say if they created a Constitutional crisis.
September 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My Gen Z offspring listening to he Hitman 3 soundtrack: “This shit SLAPS!!! Mom! Mom! This is great! Have you heard this???”

Me: “That sure is Creedence, all right.”
There's something really funny about how Gen Z has realised that all you have to do is film yourself making shocked faces and mouthing WOOOOW to hit songs from the 70s and 80s and put it on YT and it's basically a free money transfer service from boomers
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I admit, I was concerned when this exhibit was proposed. I thought it would look arrogant and braggadocios. Instead, it made a lot of people right, and reminded me that I'm not always right. Also, if you follow my past dresses, they Invoke the Names.
At @seattlein2025.org there was an exhibit of previous dresses worn by @seananmcguire.bsky.social at previous cons. I happily played the game of "Oh I photographed her in that one, and in that one and..."
August 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM