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Gandalf? Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. That was my name. I am Gandalf the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Gandalf? Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. That was my name. I am Gandalf the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
.....really? We're still doing this?
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
.....really? We're still doing this?
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
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Logan Paul sucks shit and I'm tired of dummies insisting he's good. He is an impersonator of a pro wrestler. He's the house band on American Idol. A KISS tribute band. It might get you through a Friday night at the dive bar, but it's not the real thing.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Logan Paul sucks shit and I'm tired of dummies insisting he's good. He is an impersonator of a pro wrestler. He's the house band on American Idol. A KISS tribute band. It might get you through a Friday night at the dive bar, but it's not the real thing.
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the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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You know the scene in MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE where the evil vehicles are running out of gas, so they demand the humans fill them up, and the humans… do?
Anyway, the Senate
Anyway, the Senate
a truck that has a green face on it and the word habit on the side
Alt: Maximum Overdrive
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
You know the scene in MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE where the evil vehicles are running out of gas, so they demand the humans fill them up, and the humans… do?
Anyway, the Senate
Anyway, the Senate
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What it feels like to watch Democrats constantly cave to Republicans. @teamfourstar.bsky.social @kaiserneko.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What it feels like to watch Democrats constantly cave to Republicans. @teamfourstar.bsky.social @kaiserneko.bsky.social
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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Remember how just a few years ago during the worst of the pandemic when we saw how the govt can actually do big things and saw that our collective health & well-being are intertwined, and then corporations got mad that they lost a modicum of power and helped fund a backlash of amnesia and fascism?
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Remember how just a few years ago during the worst of the pandemic when we saw how the govt can actually do big things and saw that our collective health & well-being are intertwined, and then corporations got mad that they lost a modicum of power and helped fund a backlash of amnesia and fascism?
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
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The video game industry has *already* been killed by rich failson assholes who don't know anything.
You can't look at the massive, industry-wide layoffs and armies of people fucked over in every single part of video game making, and think that its destruction is a future thing yet to happen.
You can't look at the massive, industry-wide layoffs and armies of people fucked over in every single part of video game making, and think that its destruction is a future thing yet to happen.
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The video game industry has *already* been killed by rich failson assholes who don't know anything.
You can't look at the massive, industry-wide layoffs and armies of people fucked over in every single part of video game making, and think that its destruction is a future thing yet to happen.
You can't look at the massive, industry-wide layoffs and armies of people fucked over in every single part of video game making, and think that its destruction is a future thing yet to happen.
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The kicker here is pure cinema.
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The kicker here is pure cinema.
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Pan's Labrador (2006)
September 12, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Pan's Labrador (2006)
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From June Lockhart’s NY Times obit.
RIP to a real one.
RIP to a real one.
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
From June Lockhart’s NY Times obit.
RIP to a real one.
RIP to a real one.
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Fuck Chuck Dixon.
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Fuck Chuck Dixon.
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learned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
learned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right.
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Dave Bautista 🫡🫡🫡
October 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Dave Bautista 🫡🫡🫡