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Hellrazor
@sugarazor.bsky.social
· Apr 6
"DEATH RIDER? I HARDLY KNOW HER" is the best wrestling sign of 2025 after "DONG PHALLUS." 🤼♂️
WWE needs to hire a real booker. No more marks in charge of creative. 🤼♂️
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
WWE needs to hire a real booker. No more marks in charge of creative. 🤼♂️
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The fed are pitching a Jericho retirement run, which he'll probably take, decide they fucked it up (because they will) and then expect a sting style send off from AEW as a do over.
Bookmark this skeet 🤣
Bookmark this skeet 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The fed are pitching a Jericho retirement run, which he'll probably take, decide they fucked it up (because they will) and then expect a sting style send off from AEW as a do over.
Bookmark this skeet 🤣
Bookmark this skeet 🤣
Man the commentary really sums it up, "it wouldn't be War Games without Iyo Sky and a trash can!" "This is about to go viral!"
They're just here to play the hits. This is just something you go to so you have fun content for your Instagram story. 🤼♂️
They're just here to play the hits. This is just something you go to so you have fun content for your Instagram story. 🤼♂️
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Man the commentary really sums it up, "it wouldn't be War Games without Iyo Sky and a trash can!" "This is about to go viral!"
They're just here to play the hits. This is just something you go to so you have fun content for your Instagram story. 🤼♂️
They're just here to play the hits. This is just something you go to so you have fun content for your Instagram story. 🤼♂️
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Are there seriously only 4 matches on Survivor Series? People are paying $30 for this ghost kitchen of a wrestling promotion? 🤼♂️
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Are there seriously only 4 matches on Survivor Series? People are paying $30 for this ghost kitchen of a wrestling promotion? 🤼♂️
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Paul actively trying to make the Cena retirement tour overtake the Invasion as the most spectacular fumble in the Riyadh Office’s history.
Stephanie McMahon To Co-Host John Cena's Last Match With Joe Tessitore
Stephanie McMahon To Co-Host John Cena's Last Match - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Stephanie McMahon reveals her role in John Cena's last match.
www.fightful.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Paul actively trying to make the Cena retirement tour overtake the Invasion as the most spectacular fumble in the Riyadh Office’s history.
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If there's anything to be learned from watching this aew blood and guts event, it's that gender doesn't exist and I'd look good in fishnets lol
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If there's anything to be learned from watching this aew blood and guts event, it's that gender doesn't exist and I'd look good in fishnets lol
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OC losing all of his matches then winning in a glorified squash on the last one would be very on brand.
"I guess that's not a good way to start ..."
Orange Cassidy promises he'll get better in time
Orange Cassidy promises he'll get better in time
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
OC losing all of his matches then winning in a glorified squash on the last one would be very on brand.
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You know the mosh pit will seriously fuck when the band looks like this 😂
death riders in CMLL are incredibly sexy and it should continue forever
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You know the mosh pit will seriously fuck when the band looks like this 😂
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Dawn of the Dead is a Black Friday movie.
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Dawn of the Dead is a Black Friday movie.
Spending Black Friday with Black Phillip.
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Spending Black Friday with Black Phillip.
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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
That's when you get the Hadouken.
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That's when you get the Hadouken.
"Indiana state senator to vote no on redistricting after President of the United States calls the governor of Minnesota retarded" is where we're at as a culture now.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Indiana state senator to vote no on redistricting after President of the United States calls the governor of Minnesota retarded" is where we're at as a culture now.
That's what she calls it when she pegs Colby.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That's what she calls it when she pegs Colby.
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
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if i had to guess, US leadership is warmongering so hard bc thats the only way we can keep our economy afloat with what they know is coming lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
if i had to guess, US leadership is warmongering so hard bc thats the only way we can keep our economy afloat with what they know is coming lol
I ain't spending any money on Black Friday but I am gonna turn it into a Green Friday soon. 🍃
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I ain't spending any money on Black Friday but I am gonna turn it into a Green Friday soon. 🍃
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Breaking my original plan to spend nothing this weekend to buy a subscription, because fuck Jeff Bezos.
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Breaking my original plan to spend nothing this weekend to buy a subscription, because fuck Jeff Bezos.
I'm sorry, if Seth Rollins jumped out of a Cybertruck and started yelling at me, I would laugh so hard he would absolutely kill me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm sorry, if Seth Rollins jumped out of a Cybertruck and started yelling at me, I would laugh so hard he would absolutely kill me.
Hey remember when Seth Rollins sent dick pics to a nazi?
My favorite line is “I don’t agree with politics” like, no shit dude, look where you work
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hey remember when Seth Rollins sent dick pics to a nazi?
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I've said it before and I will say it again. If you find yourself placing bets on professional wrestling then that hotline at the end of all the ads is for you. 🤼♂️
Betting on professional wrestling is grim.
Dirt sheets partnering with gambling sites to offer "lock picks" is even grimmer.
Dirt sheets partnering with gambling sites to offer "lock picks" is even grimmer.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I've said it before and I will say it again. If you find yourself placing bets on professional wrestling then that hotline at the end of all the ads is for you. 🤼♂️
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Why don't we like "AI?"
You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why don't we like "AI?"
You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.