Honestly not even the weirdest career stint.

I'm pretty sure I used to be the DJ there.

It is truly the best thing they do. And it's wild it took this long for an American wrestling promotion to try "what if we just took 12 of the best wrestlers we got and have them all just show out for 6 weeks?"

Of course, they could just program it to not do that, but then they'd have to admit its primary function is sycophant machine.

A reliable product that can withstand slight wear and tear and not be designed to replace? In 2025?! It's not even that good of a speaker, but it gets the job done.

The job? Providing the soundtrack while I do drugs.

When the worst wrestler in the entire thing is Darby Allin - a guy who can have a good match with anyone - you're just showing off.

Hey, never doubt the value of a good wrestling sign outside the venue. They'll make a point to find it if it's really good!

I was there for that match!