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Music industry data nerd. 3 girl dad and other things.
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Give me your heart, make it real, or else
August 3, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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July 30, 2023 at 3:55 AM
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i’m generally not an accelerationist, but if Congress passes ethics rules and SCOTUS ignores them, it would force a lot of people to confront the scope of what’s happening with this Court. it’s not that it would cause a constitutional crisis as much as it would reveal that we’re already in one.
July 29, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Are You There Grace? It's Me, Grace (2023l
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a grace
July 27, 2023 at 8:07 AM
We really need to come together as a nation and just stop sending geriatrics to Congress.

They just keep having medical emergencies or shitting their pants on live TV. We can and should do better.
July 27, 2023 at 8:05 AM
Honey, I Graced the Kids
July 27, 2023 at 7:49 AM
Fee fi fo fum
I spilt cum on an English man
fee fi fo fum
i smell cum in an English man
July 26, 2023 at 12:55 AM
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mastodon: run by people who argue over which linux distro to run

threads: two brands, pooping back and forth, forever

nostr: weird crypto bros, weird crypto bros everywhere

twitter: you know the deal

this is all we’ve got, we gotta make it work
July 22, 2023 at 5:33 AM
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the world was almost a very different place
July 19, 2023 at 8:26 AM
Barbie's Dream Mar de Lago Mansion
Qualified Immunity Barbie
Extraordinary Rendition Barbie
July 19, 2023 at 8:27 AM
Your eyes are like a wondrous sunset,
It makes me want to put my
July 19, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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i wish yelling at the twitter ceo also got them to shut the fuck up
July 14, 2023 at 2:36 PM
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im going on a posting strike from here until the.y make every one not racist or whatever
July 14, 2023 at 5:51 AM
What to project when you're projecting
what to circumspect when you're circumspecting
What to Insect When You’re Insecting
July 12, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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NEW: A Nebraska mother who helped her daughter end her pregnancy with abortion pills has plead guilty to three charges. The daughter plead guilty in May and will be sentenced next week. Both face two years in prison for accessing healthcare the state made unavailable
Nebraska Mom Pleads Guilty to Giving Abortion Pills to Her Teen Daughter
Jessica Burgess faced eight years in prison for helping her then 17-year-old get abortion pills. A plea deal brought it down to two.
jezebel.com
July 10, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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{extremely REM voice} this one goes out to my one eyed pug
July 8, 2023 at 2:53 AM
I need @rhinosoros.bsky.social to do this with a RAGE ROAST
July 7, 2023 at 12:44 AM
What stage of capitalism is promoting your OF in a Twitter thread about the UPS labor negotiations?
July 6, 2023 at 4:18 PM
What is the catchiest, bad song you have heard?

For me it's Taio Cruz - Dynamite. It's just all hooks, but everything else is pretty meh and on par for late 2000s/2010s music
July 6, 2023 at 2:14 PM
I started working out at the start of last month and finally starting to see results.

Doing strength training on top of weight loss is just stressful when you keep weighing the same with no visible improvement. Thankfully I am now noticing I'm able to do more reps, and seeing some muscle now.
July 6, 2023 at 12:58 AM
The seed round helps by providing the necessary liquidity for the cumulative streaming loads happening in the backend architecture at bluesky
waiting for the inevitable jokes from all of you posters about a "seed round"
We raised an $8M seed round led by Neo, with participation from other seasoned allies who want to help us realize our vision of an open commons for public conversation.

With this funding, we can expand our team, manage increasing ops & infra costs, and grow the AT Protocol ecosystem & Bluesky app.
July 5, 2023 at 9:43 PM
ブルスコちゃんstatus
July 5, 2023 at 6:29 PM
If anyone wants some extra positivity in your day, lmk here and I'll give some wholesome dad compliments and or bad dad jokes
July 5, 2023 at 12:21 PM
This is a weird one, for sure. The only semi good thing about it is it was only trained on music bytedance licensed or owns outright.

But what if somebody makes a viral song from just a loud fart. Does the person farting own the master recording, or bytedance?
July 5, 2023 at 11:54 AM
Twitter : GBS :: Bluesky : BYOB
July 4, 2023 at 3:01 PM