It was @badsandwich.bsky.social who thought it up but I accept it wholeheartedly

Mines Midwestern beer-belly despair rock

Someone get this nice lady some Faygo

She knows what to do

WHOOP WHOOP

All the energy was spent on defending an influencer account that was suspended for posting CSAM, that Elon personally reinstated and just deleted the offending posts. I wish I was lying

The social sites, as interpreted by the song lyrics from "Hesitation Station:

Twitter: Hesitation was the station I used to get on at
Now it's asshole, can you picture that?

Threads: An idiot who can't keep his mouth shut

Bsky: Oh shit, oh fuck, it's dicks to suck
So bend me down, I'll pucker up

If you drop the shot into a glass of PBR it's called an Uncle Jesse

I'm always reminded of this funny or die skit https://youtube.com/watch?v=qcp8rN-YqLw&feature=share9

If I ever go out I'm just randomly going to shout "I KNOW YOUR REPUTATION" at everyone. Women, men, cats, etc

Like an elongated testicle that speaks weird. Women love them, men want to have one

SAG members make income from residuals (royalties) from their content being watched. So it would hurt them more than anything else, and possibly give the studios even more reason to scrap movies and shows from being distributed/syndicated and avoid paying more in residuals.

She also basically said that when people get pushed around enough, they storm the gates of Versailles.

That's probably a good thing tbh