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Hot and Arrogant because I grew up with Dream's He Loves U Not in my hotclips
Love that my oven just seems to be cool all the time
February 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Love that my oven just seems to be cool all the time
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once again I do not think Democrats are grappling with the implication here that they will have to fundamentally be ok with 1/3 of the country hating them as they drag things back from a feudal abyss
they cannot just say 'well vaccine laws is now a states rights issue'
they cannot just say 'well vaccine laws is now a states rights issue'
Kennedy Allies Target States to Overturn Vaccine Mandates for Schoolchildren
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
once again I do not think Democrats are grappling with the implication here that they will have to fundamentally be ok with 1/3 of the country hating them as they drag things back from a feudal abyss
they cannot just say 'well vaccine laws is now a states rights issue'
they cannot just say 'well vaccine laws is now a states rights issue'
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ten years ago, I started this company with the promise of building a cheap, sustainable launch system to deliver commercial payloads into upper orbit. that company failed. so today we are pivoting our fleet of one-way shuttles to tap into an underserved market: customers eager to die in space
February 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
ten years ago, I started this company with the promise of building a cheap, sustainable launch system to deliver commercial payloads into upper orbit. that company failed. so today we are pivoting our fleet of one-way shuttles to tap into an underserved market: customers eager to die in space
My only plan for today has been resting and roasting my chicken. But I can make time to turn the birds until Lana Stans.
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My only plan for today has been resting and roasting my chicken. But I can make time to turn the birds until Lana Stans.
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
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No Olympics will ever be as good as when Bob Costas got pink eye and selfishly never took a sick day from his coverage. Pervert.
February 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
No Olympics will ever be as good as when Bob Costas got pink eye and selfishly never took a sick day from his coverage. Pervert.
This past month or so I've been working so much I hardly feel human when Im not at work.
February 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This past month or so I've been working so much I hardly feel human when Im not at work.
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Mike Rounds says Republicans just want to make you show your document with a yellow star in order to vote
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Mike Rounds says Republicans just want to make you show your document with a yellow star in order to vote
I find that this is far more true about men than women btw
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
NORFOLK, VA—Rolling their eyes at her mindless embrace of that which brings her happiness in life, sources confirmed Tuesday that basic woman Madison Derry’s entire personality revolves around things ...
theonion.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I find that this is far more true about men than women btw
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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Don’t retweet something I said that you agree with if you have an AI generated avatar I don’t see you as human
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Don’t retweet something I said that you agree with if you have an AI generated avatar I don’t see you as human
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Love to be at a party in a large mansion then wander off to explore and find a room with an unusual piece of art only to be startled by the mansion’s owner behind me saying “it’s one of my most interesting pieces”.
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Love to be at a party in a large mansion then wander off to explore and find a room with an unusual piece of art only to be startled by the mansion’s owner behind me saying “it’s one of my most interesting pieces”.
Pretty much every single Christian Nationalist is a pedophile or groomed into being highly complicit.
every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile'
Purported Texts Between Erika Kirk And A 15-Year-Old Go Viral Sparking Backlash And 'Grooming' Allegations
www.yahoo.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Pretty much every single Christian Nationalist is a pedophile or groomed into being highly complicit.
White women with brown lip liner mustaches still seem in vogue this year so for another year I will remain against the trends
February 16, 2026 at 5:40 AM
White women with brown lip liner mustaches still seem in vogue this year so for another year I will remain against the trends
Lana Del Rey being Copyright struck releasing a snippet of her new song is classic Lana stuff tbh. That girl hates working with a team.
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Lana Del Rey being Copyright struck releasing a snippet of her new song is classic Lana stuff tbh. That girl hates working with a team.
We have never before lived in such a Machine That Won The War times and yet everyone is too fucking stupid to know what The Machine That Won The War even is.
February 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
We have never before lived in such a Machine That Won The War times and yet everyone is too fucking stupid to know what The Machine That Won The War even is.
It's maddening to me that any time either side talks about immigration It's NEVER about making it easier & faster to move here and gain citizenship. Politicians only care about punishing and killing people who want to be here.
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
It's maddening to me that any time either side talks about immigration It's NEVER about making it easier & faster to move here and gain citizenship. Politicians only care about punishing and killing people who want to be here.
I am home from Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie and Emily is horrified to hear that I found a listing for an unopened case of Black Currant Orbitz on Ebay
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I am home from Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie and Emily is horrified to hear that I found a listing for an unopened case of Black Currant Orbitz on Ebay
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I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.
I am having a hard core craving for Russian food right now
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I am having a hard core craving for Russian food right now
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
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Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
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Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park