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surprisingly large boobs
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Orb I just discovered CASIOPEA and it might be changing my life.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
More like JD Pants
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Saddam was so real for firing SCUD missiles at ”Israel” bc I feel this same impulse but toward Donna Morris rn
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
we need a Steve Paddock of the Left
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This rules america is so cool I think every thing should be like this - give the kid mowing lawns nuclear codes
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Thankful for jazz fusion, wild animals and naturals of all sizes on this day of Thanow
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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It’s so obvious that Trump wanted someone to shoot at the national guard. But when he couldn’t bait any of us to do it. He turned to the CIA to do their thing. I will not believe anything else regarding this. The national guard was always nothing more than bait.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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are you fucking kidding me????
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Tina Turner getting a hot dog, 1981
May 4, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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I'm not going to apologize for shitposting that the purpose of doge was to get our tax ids in case elon musk gets mad at us when we dunk on him because that is exactly what someone ultrahomeschooled would do
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
proud to be a vassal state in the Sino-Mexican co-prosperity sphere
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Presidents Xi and Scheinbaum, your multipronged stratagems may now commence
I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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A grown-ass woman was taking up 2 seats eating a slop bowl on the B. Covid broke everyone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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great time to conquer the US, really about the most opportune time in memory
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The passing of the WW2 generation was a real motherfucker in some significant respects
my “does not love hitler” flyer has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my flyer

h/t @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on the other site
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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⚠️Questionable Riff Detected⚠️
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I recently went from driving a car made in 2004 to one made in 2023 and the number of beeps, boops, and alerts is insane. It's like having a micromanaging boss in your passenger seat at all times. Shut up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I think this is my favorite drive by post in the discover feed today.
no comment on a dogshit take by a mutual
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
E waste is short for Elizabeth waste
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
no comment on a dogshit take by a mutual
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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the real turkey this thanksgiving is donald trump
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM