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orangebird44.bsky.social
@orangebird44.bsky.social
So much appears to be inevitable, until it isn’t.
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I’m miserable and I hate everything.
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Avatar: Fire & Ash - 4 stars out of 5
The Odyssey prologue that played before the film - 587 stars out of 5
The Avengers: Doomsday "preview" that's just one stupid fucking shot of Chris Evans holding a fucking baby - Negative infinity stars out of fuck you.
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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We wanted to understand the legality of Trump seizing oil tankers in the Caribbean Sea. So we talked to three retirees scrolling through AI videos at a Social Security office in Joplin.
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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accidentally did more washing than I have drying space
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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"That would be an ecumenical matter"
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Current mood
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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ME: What could go wrong?

ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.

ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I’ll always remember Dick Cheney this way
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Some people go for a drive. Some people bulldoze federal architecture. We all cope differently, I guess.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Kind of glad that I don’t have to think about baseball anymore. Reminder though, according this Almost Live sketch from 1999, the Mariners will go to their first WS next year m.youtube.com/watch?v=_wSq...
World Series 2026 [S15E04]
Season 15 Episode 4 World Series 2026 Black and White Opening Monologue Murray Smith Debate The Waiter The Late Report Enumclaw Movie Reviews goodbye end credits Murray Smith Debate - WrapUp First aired October 17, 1998 Copyright King 5 - Almost Live!
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October 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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more you think about it, the more Ohtani feels like a bit. One of the best pitchers who's also the scariest hitter who also stole 50 bases in a year because he was bored that he couldnt pitch, it's like an SNL sketch against baseball
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Who is to blame for the government shutdown? We asked three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a cage fighting match in Fort Walton Beach.
October 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM