full time mischief maker, part-time whimsy herder
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be the knife of kindness// the emperor has no clothes
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Does anyone know the exact amount of hours between Liz Truss meeting the Queen and her dying? Is it like 48 hours flat? What am I working with here?
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Does anyone know the exact amount of hours between Liz Truss meeting the Queen and her dying? Is it like 48 hours flat? What am I working with here?
Also: drop your tongue from the roof of your mouth & relax that jaw
Relax your toes.
You probably don't think you need to, but you do.
Done it? Okay now take a slow, deep breath. Breathe out. Now relax your toes again. Because they still aren't relaxed.
(Best single universally applicable piece of advice anyone ever gave me. It was from an astronaut)
You probably don't think you need to, but you do.
Done it? Okay now take a slow, deep breath. Breathe out. Now relax your toes again. Because they still aren't relaxed.
(Best single universally applicable piece of advice anyone ever gave me. It was from an astronaut)
February 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Also: drop your tongue from the roof of your mouth & relax that jaw
On Valentines Day I repaired the glass on this image of my client’s parents on their wedding day. Aren’t they adorable? (Posted with blessing of my client, of course)
February 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
On Valentines Day I repaired the glass on this image of my client’s parents on their wedding day. Aren’t they adorable? (Posted with blessing of my client, of course)
This morning I’m carefully piecing together a shattered pane of reverse painted glass for a client, gluing pieces to conservation acrylic, wondering why my eyes are burning. Goddamned glues are STRONG.
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This morning I’m carefully piecing together a shattered pane of reverse painted glass for a client, gluing pieces to conservation acrylic, wondering why my eyes are burning. Goddamned glues are STRONG.
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My vision of the future is Woody Guthrie’s guitar smashing Stephen Miller in the face forever.
January 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
My vision of the future is Woody Guthrie’s guitar smashing Stephen Miller in the face forever.
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Of the biggest scandals in US history just this week, I think I’d rank them:
1) Federal paramilitaries invade US city based on racist lies, murder US citizens
2) Slush fund for the president from stolen foreign resources held in Qatar
3) Whatever FBI and DNI are doing re: 2020 election in Georgia
1) Federal paramilitaries invade US city based on racist lies, murder US citizens
2) Slush fund for the president from stolen foreign resources held in Qatar
3) Whatever FBI and DNI are doing re: 2020 election in Georgia
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Of the biggest scandals in US history just this week, I think I’d rank them:
1) Federal paramilitaries invade US city based on racist lies, murder US citizens
2) Slush fund for the president from stolen foreign resources held in Qatar
3) Whatever FBI and DNI are doing re: 2020 election in Georgia
1) Federal paramilitaries invade US city based on racist lies, murder US citizens
2) Slush fund for the president from stolen foreign resources held in Qatar
3) Whatever FBI and DNI are doing re: 2020 election in Georgia
Creating a raised mount inside a shadowbox for a Dissent Collar this afternoon. If the client allows, I’ll post pics once completed.
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Creating a raised mount inside a shadowbox for a Dissent Collar this afternoon. If the client allows, I’ll post pics once completed.
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Once again: Focusing on their lack of training is a mistake. With "better training," their violence would simply cost more, and they would still kill whoever they wanted, but make it look more professional — to make people more comfortable, the way many of you are at ease with local police violence.
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Once again: Focusing on their lack of training is a mistake. With "better training," their violence would simply cost more, and they would still kill whoever they wanted, but make it look more professional — to make people more comfortable, the way many of you are at ease with local police violence.
Kinda?
White House: Turns Out People Think ICE Kinda Sucks talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/white...
White House: Turns Out People Think ICE Kinda Sucks
There’s a fascinating and kind of hilarious item in Axios today. The...
talkingpointsmemo.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Kinda?
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The first candidate to announce that they intend to change the National Anthem from The Star Spangled Banner to John Brown's Body will get my vote.
Gotta have the line about hanging Jeff Davis from a sour apple tree, though.
Gotta have the line about hanging Jeff Davis from a sour apple tree, though.
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The first candidate to announce that they intend to change the National Anthem from The Star Spangled Banner to John Brown's Body will get my vote.
Gotta have the line about hanging Jeff Davis from a sour apple tree, though.
Gotta have the line about hanging Jeff Davis from a sour apple tree, though.
I just lined an entire shadowbox 1/16” too short and filled the swear jar, but who says size really matters?
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I just lined an entire shadowbox 1/16” too short and filled the swear jar, but who says size really matters?
Friends, please let’s shut this down quick like, instructions are in thread.
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Friends, please let’s shut this down quick like, instructions are in thread.
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✅ Yes, the island nation of Palau signed a $7.5 million agreement with the U.S. government to accept up to 75 non-criminal deportees. Learn more about the agreement: www.snopes.com/fact-check/p...
Palau agrees to take up to 75 deportees from US under $7.5M deal
The agreement emerged in a broader pattern of what the Trump administration has called "third-country deportations."
www.snopes.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
✅ Yes, the island nation of Palau signed a $7.5 million agreement with the U.S. government to accept up to 75 non-criminal deportees. Learn more about the agreement: www.snopes.com/fact-check/p...
I wanted to write a full thread but time is real so have an article with the promise of more: www.pacificislandtimes.com/post/federal...
Federal official appeals to Palau to accept US deportees
Christopher Landau, the U.S. deputy secretary of state, appealed to the people of Palau to accept Washington’s proposal to resettle U.S. deportees in the Pacific island nation, reassuring them that th...
www.pacificislandtimes.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I wanted to write a full thread but time is real so have an article with the promise of more: www.pacificislandtimes.com/post/federal...
When you grow up into the grouchy queer veteran who teaches young queers gun safety and sharpshooting (despite hating guns) because goddamnit, babies gotta be safe
January 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
When you grow up into the grouchy queer veteran who teaches young queers gun safety and sharpshooting (despite hating guns) because goddamnit, babies gotta be safe
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
A client just came by with the wrong sized art, no frame, and the wrong measurements. We did zero business, his weird math broke my brain, and we laughed SO MUCH together
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
A client just came by with the wrong sized art, no frame, and the wrong measurements. We did zero business, his weird math broke my brain, and we laughed SO MUCH together
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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Today is very bad and we should all be very angry but I am here to remind us that the birthday we are celebrating this year is not for the Constitution but for our rebellion against monarchy. The sincerest form of flattery is imitation.
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Today is very bad and we should all be very angry but I am here to remind us that the birthday we are celebrating this year is not for the Constitution but for our rebellion against monarchy. The sincerest form of flattery is imitation.
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50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
January 7, 2026 at 11:48 AM
50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
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"We’re PARTYING LIKE IT'S 2003. Low-rise jeans, flip phones, and illegal foreign wars for oil patriotism are BACK ON THE MENU, BOYZ."
Let’s Fucking GOOOOOOOOOO! (by Lockheed Martin)
“Shares in the world’s leading defense contractor, Lockheed Martin, rose 3.5 percent on the opening of trading as the market rushed to buy into def...
buff.ly
January 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"We’re PARTYING LIKE IT'S 2003. Low-rise jeans, flip phones, and illegal foreign wars for oil patriotism are BACK ON THE MENU, BOYZ."
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The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Woke up feeling as though I’d time travelled, but couldn’t tell which era I’d landed into. Is this Noriega? Are “illicit” drugs the new WMD? Colonial history repeats itself so cleanly it’s hard to keep times lines straight
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Woke up feeling as though I’d time travelled, but couldn’t tell which era I’d landed into. Is this Noriega? Are “illicit” drugs the new WMD? Colonial history repeats itself so cleanly it’s hard to keep times lines straight