bird lady
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oh good another blue app for nonsense chat
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
"What if we.." Well, Matt, I think that would inevitably suck and only get worse as the series went on but you do you I guess!!!
Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come expands the horror series with a “big, grand mythology”.
“What if we did for this small horror movie what we’ve seen done with the John Wick universe and Terminator?” says co-director Matt Bettinelli-Olpin.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
“What if we did for this small horror movie what we’ve seen done with the John Wick universe and Terminator?” says co-director Matt Bettinelli-Olpin.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
"What if we.." Well, Matt, I think that would inevitably suck and only get worse as the series went on but you do you I guess!!!
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
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I would trust him with my case
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I would trust him with my case
Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've?) - Buzzcocks
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've?) - Buzzcocks
I truly thought this was an ad for whiskey but no, the AI just Be Like That apparently. God this is wretched.
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I truly thought this was an ad for whiskey but no, the AI just Be Like That apparently. God this is wretched.
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I contain mountainous volumes of unfathomable existential anxiety & also whimsy
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I contain mountainous volumes of unfathomable existential anxiety & also whimsy
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If it's Cary Grant's birthday, it must surely be time for me to post the "puppy in the jacket pocket" picture again. Be rude not to, really.
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 AM
If it's Cary Grant's birthday, it must surely be time for me to post the "puppy in the jacket pocket" picture again. Be rude not to, really.
Oh this was me just now watching Breaking Bad!! (See my previous post)
Woman drinking wine with her dog, Persia, 17th century
January 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Oh this was me just now watching Breaking Bad!! (See my previous post)
Finally winding up my rewatch of Breaking Bad after much delay and prevarication: Ozymandias is a LOT, man. Gotta take a break and have a sleep before I can finish the damn thing. 🫠
January 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Finally winding up my rewatch of Breaking Bad after much delay and prevarication: Ozymandias is a LOT, man. Gotta take a break and have a sleep before I can finish the damn thing. 🫠
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I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
So true lol
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 AM
So true lol
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A little dose of wholesome for the day. Also had no idea Bhutanese food looked so good.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
A little dose of wholesome for the day. Also had no idea Bhutanese food looked so good.
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Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
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happy n7 day to all who celebrate
Remember, press F to stop mingling
Remember, press F to stop mingling
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
happy n7 day to all who celebrate
Remember, press F to stop mingling
Remember, press F to stop mingling