✨Olivia Kaufman✨
@olivia.wtf
She/Her · 35/F/Chicago 🌆
🏳️⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™
💻📚✈️👩🏼✈️🏎️🎮🧩🧮⚕️ 🎹 🎻🎶
👩🏼💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn
🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
🏳️⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™
💻📚✈️👩🏼✈️🏎️🎮🧩🧮⚕️ 🎹 🎻🎶
👩🏼💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn
🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
I prefer my cursed statements to be context-free for maximum effect. I just don't think regular expressions can be cursed enough.
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I prefer my cursed statements to be context-free for maximum effect. I just don't think regular expressions can be cursed enough.
Oh my God. I've been so distracted by the fact that tomorrow (3 months after surgery) I can finally have sex that I lost track of the fact that I can also take baths again. O_O
brb -- raiding a LUSH store
brb -- raiding a LUSH store
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Oh my God. I've been so distracted by the fact that tomorrow (3 months after surgery) I can finally have sex that I lost track of the fact that I can also take baths again. O_O
brb -- raiding a LUSH store
brb -- raiding a LUSH store
when i was a teen i had this dentist with just absolutely gorgeous blue eyes and a penchant for dishing out office gossip with the other staff while working on me.
while i can tell that my current dentist has wayyyyyyy better technique/skill, it's a much less enjoyable experience now :<
while i can tell that my current dentist has wayyyyyyy better technique/skill, it's a much less enjoyable experience now :<
January 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
when i was a teen i had this dentist with just absolutely gorgeous blue eyes and a penchant for dishing out office gossip with the other staff while working on me.
while i can tell that my current dentist has wayyyyyyy better technique/skill, it's a much less enjoyable experience now :<
while i can tell that my current dentist has wayyyyyyy better technique/skill, it's a much less enjoyable experience now :<
i'm 90% sure i left the tutorial level for therapy
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
i'm 90% sure i left the tutorial level for therapy
tfw you're dissociating in the shower
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
tfw you're dissociating in the shower
The tower I currently have nostalgia for this morning.
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The tower I currently have nostalgia for this morning.
Millennials who grew up in the pre-smartphone era are like Tolkien's elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees.
...Towers in our case.
...Towers in our case.
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Millennials who grew up in the pre-smartphone era are like Tolkien's elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees.
...Towers in our case.
...Towers in our case.
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
yeah i also like the mountain goats
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
yeah i also like the mountain goats
Raidwings is a valid deck... right guys?
guys??
guys??
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Raidwings is a valid deck... right guys?
guys??
guys??
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
What an icon.
Gavin Monks, 43, has had a special focus on grudges his entire life and now has whole rooms in his home dedicated to them.
Autistic man amasses world’s largest collection of grudges
An autistic man has invited reporters to view his record-breaking grudge collection. Gavin Monks, 43, has had a special focus on grudges his entire life and now has whole rooms in his home dedicated…
thedailytism.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
What an icon.
well, not a winter storm roadtrip XD
*me realizing how therapeutic auto racing has been in recovering from my last breakup*
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
well, not a winter storm roadtrip XD
My spouse: "i get that you're texting me because you've lost your voice, but you don't have to type '*is crying*' to me. i can physically SEE it. i love you, and you're absurd."
Me: *still crying but happier*
Me: *still crying but happier*
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My spouse: "i get that you're texting me because you've lost your voice, but you don't have to type '*is crying*' to me. i can physically SEE it. i love you, and you're absurd."
Me: *still crying but happier*
Me: *still crying but happier*
Soooo, my flight got delayed first to 6 pm -> 7:20 pm -> 10 pm.
It's gonna get cancelled for sure.
It's gonna get cancelled for sure.
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Soooo, my flight got delayed first to 6 pm -> 7:20 pm -> 10 pm.
It's gonna get cancelled for sure.
It's gonna get cancelled for sure.
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
chaser on angel grindr: can you heavenly host
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
chaser on angel grindr: can you heavenly host
I got to play Oversteer: The Video Game in today's winter storm in MN.
I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires.
If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P
I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires.
If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I got to play Oversteer: The Video Game in today's winter storm in MN.
I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires.
If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P
I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires.
If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
My birthstone is a block of cheese.
My birthstone is a tooth.
My birthstone is a toaster strudel
December 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My birthstone is a block of cheese.
it bothers me when different TV show metadata providers disagree about episode ordering. i don't know if this is influenced by streaming services' insane choices about their own episode ordering, but it sure is aggravating.
this is the dumbest way to try to rewrite history yet.
this is the dumbest way to try to rewrite history yet.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
it bothers me when different TV show metadata providers disagree about episode ordering. i don't know if this is influenced by streaming services' insane choices about their own episode ordering, but it sure is aggravating.
this is the dumbest way to try to rewrite history yet.
this is the dumbest way to try to rewrite history yet.
watching macos from version 15.7.3 to 26.2
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
watching macos from version 15.7.3 to 26.2
*me realizing how therapeutic auto racing has been in recovering from my last breakup*
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
*me realizing how therapeutic auto racing has been in recovering from my last breakup*
gn tofu mobile. you've been a ton of fun to drive here in MN.
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
gn tofu mobile. you've been a ton of fun to drive here in MN.
It feels wrong to buy my cousins Xmas presents and then get a huge rebate by winning big against them in poker.
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It feels wrong to buy my cousins Xmas presents and then get a huge rebate by winning big against them in poker.
Between the dilators in my hotel room for physical therapy and the mountain of kleenix from my cold, housekeeping must think we're the biggest gooners of all time.
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Between the dilators in my hotel room for physical therapy and the mountain of kleenix from my cold, housekeeping must think we're the biggest gooners of all time.
My AuDHD experience: "Yeah, so if I ever _did_ have to change my Vyvanse dose, idk if I could do it because this current pill color is CUTE."
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My AuDHD experience: "Yeah, so if I ever _did_ have to change my Vyvanse dose, idk if I could do it because this current pill color is CUTE."
> be me, always anxious
> ...but you have plane autism
> ...they seat you on your blorbo
> ...absolute trust in the blorbo
> ...sleep peacefully on plane
Gonna tell my therapist I'm cured.
> ...but you have plane autism
> ...they seat you on your blorbo
> ...absolute trust in the blorbo
> ...sleep peacefully on plane
Gonna tell my therapist I'm cured.
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
> be me, always anxious
> ...but you have plane autism
> ...they seat you on your blorbo
> ...absolute trust in the blorbo
> ...sleep peacefully on plane
Gonna tell my therapist I'm cured.
> ...but you have plane autism
> ...they seat you on your blorbo
> ...absolute trust in the blorbo
> ...sleep peacefully on plane
Gonna tell my therapist I'm cured.