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✨Olivia Kaufman✨
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She/Her · 35/F/Chicago 🌆
🏳️‍⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™

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👩🏼‍💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn

🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
turns out the hardware has secret minix os management engine garbage running on it. :<
i think a lot of people think of the "mind" as software and the "body" as hardware when they're trying to reconcile the fact that mind-body dualism is fake, but it betrays a misunderstanding of computers.
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I'm only resilient because, as a Cubs fan, I'm used to long losing streaks
Wow is it transgender rights losing season ALREADY? I swear it feels like it comes earlier every year
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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> 16-bit applications are also supported in the new WoW64 mode.

Oh, wow
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM
would love if more people did this instead of perpetuating the cycle of abuse
Puppy with flower
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
sitting in traffic feels a lot like getting comboed on in yugioh. just a lot of waiting and a general sense of dread.
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
sleep is a lie propagated by Big Pillow
which i will continue to buy because they are comfy
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 AM
trying to sleep like networking errors in a game lobby
"Joining......."
like, excuse you? i wanna join the rest of everybody playing Sleep rn
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 AM
the star trek video is still making noise; one of us is sleeping through it, and it's too far out of reach of the other person
the sleeping situation
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 AM
now i want confetti to appear every time i take my bra off at the end of the day
when life knocks you down, you gotta pick yourself up, discharge your boob vents, and get back in the fight
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I prefer my cursed statements to be context-free for maximum effect. I just don't think regular expressions can be cursed enough.
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Oh my God. I've been so distracted by the fact that tomorrow (3 months after surgery) I can finally have sex that I lost track of the fact that I can also take baths again. O_O

brb -- raiding a LUSH store
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
when i was a teen i had this dentist with just absolutely gorgeous blue eyes and a penchant for dishing out office gossip with the other staff while working on me.

while i can tell that my current dentist has wayyyyyyy better technique/skill, it's a much less enjoyable experience now :<
January 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i'm 90% sure i left the tutorial level for therapy
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
tfw you're dissociating in the shower
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The tower I currently have nostalgia for this morning.
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Millennials who grew up in the pre-smartphone era are like Tolkien's elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees.

...Towers in our case.
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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yeah i also like the mountain goats
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Raidwings is a valid deck... right guys?

guys??
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
What an icon.
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
well, not a winter storm roadtrip XD
*me realizing how therapeutic auto racing has been in recovering from my last breakup*
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My spouse: "i get that you're texting me because you've lost your voice, but you don't have to type '*is crying*' to me. i can physically SEE it. i love you, and you're absurd."
Me: *still crying but happier*
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Soooo, my flight got delayed first to 6 pm -> 7:20 pm -> 10 pm.

It's gonna get cancelled for sure.
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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chaser on angel grindr: can you heavenly host
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM