✨Olivia Kaufman✨
@olivia.wtf
She/Her · 35/F/Chicago 🌆
🏳️⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™
💻📚✈️👩🏼✈️🏎️🎮🧩🧮⚕️ 🎹 🎻🎶
👩🏼💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn
🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
🏳️⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™
💻📚✈️👩🏼✈️🏎️🎮🧩🧮⚕️ 🎹 🎻🎶
👩🏼💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn
🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
They're out here labeling Kaiba the 'King of Games'. I guess Yugi wasn't moving enough merchandise.
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
They're out here labeling Kaiba the 'King of Games'. I guess Yugi wasn't moving enough merchandise.
All bread shall be optimized until it is only seed
January 28, 2026 at 6:01 AM
All bread shall be optimized until it is only seed
Round numbers!!! *makes happy noises*
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Round numbers!!! *makes happy noises*
i love chicago. i love chicago. i love chicago.
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 PM
i love chicago. i love chicago. i love chicago.
I don't think that BtVS has aged well (and I say that as someone who was kind of obsessed as a 13 y/o girl). But the idea of Spike going full theater kid and playing every part is kind of tickling my interest.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I don't think that BtVS has aged well (and I say that as someone who was kind of obsessed as a 13 y/o girl). But the idea of Spike going full theater kid and playing every part is kind of tickling my interest.
lowest effort meme so far
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
lowest effort meme so far
if they didn't want us to be SREs, they wouldn't romanticize it in movies
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 AM
if they didn't want us to be SREs, they wouldn't romanticize it in movies
i don't know why i've started reverse engineering master duel, but i've started to do that. i can lie and say that this project is to help me measure my dueling stats better (e.g. how often i run against x in the meta, ...) but the real reason i'm doing it is because i'm weird.
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
i don't know why i've started reverse engineering master duel, but i've started to do that. i can lie and say that this project is to help me measure my dueling stats better (e.g. how often i run against x in the meta, ...) but the real reason i'm doing it is because i'm weird.
*calculating if this means I can enjoy dilbert again now that his opinions are no longer choking the enjoyment out of it*
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
*calculating if this means I can enjoy dilbert again now that his opinions are no longer choking the enjoyment out of it*
tfw you're dissociating in the shower
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
tfw you're dissociating in the shower
The tower I currently have nostalgia for this morning.
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The tower I currently have nostalgia for this morning.
Etsy is 100% the place to go. I've gotten wings like these off of there for a few hundred typically.
January 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Etsy is 100% the place to go. I've gotten wings like these off of there for a few hundred typically.
Raidwings is a valid deck... right guys?
guys??
guys??
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Raidwings is a valid deck... right guys?
guys??
guys??
Antitrust (2001) was an awfully _good_ (bad) movie for its time.
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Antitrust (2001) was an awfully _good_ (bad) movie for its time.
I got to play Oversteer: The Video Game in today's winter storm in MN.
I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires.
If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P
I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires.
If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I got to play Oversteer: The Video Game in today's winter storm in MN.
I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires.
If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P
I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires.
If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P
watching macos from version 15.7.3 to 26.2
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
watching macos from version 15.7.3 to 26.2
*me realizing how therapeutic auto racing has been in recovering from my last breakup*
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
*me realizing how therapeutic auto racing has been in recovering from my last breakup*
gn tofu mobile. you've been a ton of fun to drive here in MN.
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
gn tofu mobile. you've been a ton of fun to drive here in MN.
pocoyo is a great show and i stand by that as a 35 year old.
December 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
pocoyo is a great show and i stand by that as a 35 year old.
also, why does the head of BAYER look like Col. Sanders in this drama???
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
also, why does the head of BAYER look like Col. Sanders in this drama???
I'm 99% sure it was just re-cut for broadcasting and that's the source of the discrepancy.
...or is it?? >.>
...or is it?? >.>
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm 99% sure it was just re-cut for broadcasting and that's the source of the discrepancy.
...or is it?? >.>
...or is it?? >.>