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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Too horny to die
Too Cringe toLive
FREAK VALHALLA HERE I CUM
Too horny to die
Too Cringe toLive
FREAK VALHALLA HERE I CUM
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Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
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potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese
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December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese
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the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
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Felt Beard Taped To Child’s Face Hanging On For Dear Life With Entire Christmas Pageant To Go
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Felt Beard Taped To Child’s Face Hanging On For Dear Life With Entire Christmas Pageant To Go
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A million pages is conservatively 400 bankers boxes.
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A million pages is conservatively 400 bankers boxes.
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Propagandist for the greatest explosion of Nazism in American history doubles down on insisting Nazis be given air time on "60 Minutes" to spread lies about the people they kidnapped, tortured, and sent to concentration camps.
Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Propagandist for the greatest explosion of Nazism in American history doubles down on insisting Nazis be given air time on "60 Minutes" to spread lies about the people they kidnapped, tortured, and sent to concentration camps.
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happy "what do you mean siIvagunner put out an entire baka mitai album" day
Baka Mi-Tunes ~ 10th Anniversary Tribute to Baka Mitai [Full Album]
YouTube video by SiIvaGunner
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December 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
happy "what do you mean siIvagunner put out an entire baka mitai album" day
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Merry Christmas!
got you 16gb of RAM as a gift
got you 16gb of RAM as a gift
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Merry Christmas!
got you 16gb of RAM as a gift
got you 16gb of RAM as a gift
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
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and the reason isn’t the quality of his prose or the sharpness of his mind, the obvious reason IS that he is a loudly and publicly “anti-woke” black person (sorry, “ex-black man”) who fully aligns entirely key gatekeepers in the literary and journalism worlds.
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
and the reason isn’t the quality of his prose or the sharpness of his mind, the obvious reason IS that he is a loudly and publicly “anti-woke” black person (sorry, “ex-black man”) who fully aligns entirely key gatekeepers in the literary and journalism worlds.
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thomas chatterton williams, whose main literary output is three memoirs of declining quality, and who has written the same essay ad nauseam for 10 years, nonetheless has a sinecure at the atlantic, a teaching job at an elite college, and a nice handful of prestigious fellowships
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
thomas chatterton williams, whose main literary output is three memoirs of declining quality, and who has written the same essay ad nauseam for 10 years, nonetheless has a sinecure at the atlantic, a teaching job at an elite college, and a nice handful of prestigious fellowships
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It is 2010 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2019 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2025 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2032 and
It is 2019 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2025 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2032 and
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It is 2010 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2019 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2025 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2032 and
It is 2019 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2025 and Thomas Chatterton Williams is releasing an awful anti-woke memoir.
It is 2032 and
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tifa and yuffie from christmas past 🎄🎁
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
tifa and yuffie from christmas past 🎄🎁
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