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Offwhitewarden
@offwhitewarden.bsky.social
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Just some guy sitting at a desk
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Was this you Ed
@edoffannyside.bsky.social
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Chicken escape forces partial closure of busy A9 trunk road
Emergency services are trying to round up the birds after their trailer overturned near Dunblane.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
@Klobstar - stupid MRI lady she asked me if i had recent tattoos but didn't ask if i've recently swallowed 500 ball bearings? bing bong janice i'm gonna change your life forever
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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scottmccloud.bsky.social
A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!

Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
offwhitewarden.bsky.social
I'll see you that and raise you.
Marks and spencer Mac & Chesse with Marmite
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
offwhitewarden.bsky.social
Thanks Obama!
heyitsdora.com Dora B @heyitsdora.com · 7d
Not now, carnivorous death ball
Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
offwhitewarden.bsky.social
Father Dougal Mcquire from the sitcom Father Ted.
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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@jonmarkhicks.bsky.social
@fenrisgames.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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@jonmarkhicks.bsky.social
Have you heard these ladies cover of Enter Sandman?
Voice of Baceprot and all female Indonesian Muslim group.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU42...
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November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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tammi.bsky.social
This auction is now live on eBay.

1500 credit Orlock gang.

9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...

Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.

DM me if you have any questions.

#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
The Oldgate Jackals. Nine fully-painted Orlock minis and their two cyber-mastiffs. Two cyber mastiffs running through Oldgate in the Underhive. The nine gangers lined up. Five Gunners with autoguns. A Gunner and Road Sergeant with combat shotguns, a Specialist with a heavy stubber and a Road Captain with a two-handed hammer and servi claws.
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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fenrisgames.com
Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
me in a red tee (white guy with mohawk, dreads and tattoos) cuddling Oz (black, breindle & white husky-staffie cross sitting on wooden table, leaning against me).
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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richardlittler.bsky.social
The kinds of ideas I get for pitches:
i. A documentary on the life of Alan Bennett, written and narrated by Werner Herzog. ii. A documentary on the life of Werner Herzog, written and narrated by Alan Bennett.
No wonder I never hear from my agent.
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
A halloween cartoon for @newscientist.com
Image: three figures in protective suits watch from behind a screen as a child approaches a door-like mechanical structure in which stands a man. Between them is an amorphous glowing shape. Caption: Scientists at the institute of halloween studies have succeeded in creating "The treak": a quantum state that is simultaneously trick and treat. It is stable for a millionth of a second before decaying into a half-hearted prank and a mediocre candy bar.
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
A halloween books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Image: The library of an ancient castle. A full moon shines through a gothic window. A vampire creeps up behing a carpenter. Caption: "It had not been easy, but the Count was glad that he had resisted drinking the carpenter's blood until his beautiful new bookshelves were complete."
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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trouteyes.bsky.social
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
Little dog with big hipster beard
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
offwhitewarden.bsky.social
I see you Baby Bison and reply with Blow dried Cow
Brown cow whose coat has been washed and blow dried making them look really fluffy and cuddly
October 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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@jonmarkhicks.bsky.social
Poster on a rpg forum just posted these from His daughters school trip to the Asia Pacific University for Technology and Innovation in Malaysia
Xenomorph from Aliens inspired table made using bits of gears chains, rebar and other bits of scrap metal Xenomorph from Aliens inspired table made using bits of gears chains, rebar and other bits of scrap metal Xenomorph from Aliens inspired table made using bits of gears chains, rebar and other bits of scrap metal
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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thejoshabraham.bsky.social
Thanks so much, Cats of Yore! I draw all kinds of pop culture stuff, and here's my most recent: Space Cats!
thejoshshop.etsy.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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nathannun.bsky.social
A small selection of the cat art I do with a spooky theme for the season. These as well as my sovcat posters, painting prints, and more can be found on my Etsy nathannunart.etsy.com page. I'm doing a daily drawing challenge through October so please check those out and give a follow to see more!
A cat poster in the style of an old horror movie poster. A large fish monster emerges from the waters of a lake holding a struggling cat in its fins. The cat yowls with its claws out and legs flailing. The lake and the woods beyond is murky green and misty. The poster title in old monster movie block font reads "Creature From the Lake" with a subheading that reads "Time for a fish snack" A cat poster in the style of a horror movie poster that is a play on "The Shining." A large tabby cat face with wild eyes is forcing itself through a smashed door. In a separate panel, from a different angle, a large clawed paw reaches through the door, terrifying a smaller black and white cat on the other side. Large black text underneath reads "The Treating" and "A Stampy Catbrick Film" An ink illustration of a danse macabre with cats. Two cat skeletons, one in the rags of the poor and the other in the trappings of the rich, are led to their graves by three other skeletons. One sits on a grave playing a flute, one dances, and one ushers the graves holding a banner: "You can't take it with you - but deeds remain."
October 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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beebrookshire.bsky.social
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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thephilfoglio.bsky.social
#webcomics #girlgenius Girl Genius for 10/22 (www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php) Diamond Comics dying has caused us problems, and no mistake. I am currently trying to find a new way to get our books into libraries, bookstores and such, but everybody assumes I want to print books through them. Urgh!
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
offwhitewarden.bsky.social
Probably Ritual, I reckon!
rufustsuperfly.bsky.social Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 23d
*John Carpenter fires up his synth*
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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gearheadrpg.com
Human Artists!

Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
A Flesh Tearers space marine in the black armor of the Deathwatch about to beat someone with a folding chair.
October 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
offwhitewarden.bsky.social
Who robbed the Louvre? Wrong answers only.
Nicolas Cage as H.I. Mcdonagh from Raising Arizona.
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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peterallison.net
Just heard Watership Down described as Texas Chainsaw Massacre with rabbits and a higher body count than The Terminator, and I cannot disagree...
a cartoon rabbit is standing next to a barbed wire fence in a field covered in blood .
Alt: A cartoon rabbit is standing next to a barbed wire fence in a field covered in blood.
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October 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM