LeBond James
@octopithy.bsky.social
masshole shitposter nobody
All the skeets 👉 https://bit.ly/3Aq0mLM
Best of 👉 https://bit.ly/4fVp8ll
Follow requests 👉 https://bit.ly/416xJ0O
All the skeets 👉 https://bit.ly/3Aq0mLM
Best of 👉 https://bit.ly/4fVp8ll
Follow requests 👉 https://bit.ly/416xJ0O
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LeBond James
@octopithy.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Heard the old Emergency Alert System siren, thought of you.
Takes me back to front row at the Crescent Ballroom in PHX, October 2012 ... face being melted by the horns ... one of my favorite shows ever.
Calexico - "Epic" (Live at Hill Country Live)
YouTube video by WFUV Public Radio
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Takes me back to front row at the Crescent Ballroom in PHX, October 2012 ... face being melted by the horns ... one of my favorite shows ever.
moots make it real
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
moots make it real
I'm about seven minutes into the John Candy documentary and already tearing up, so yeah... I'm a Gen X kid.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm about seven minutes into the John Candy documentary and already tearing up, so yeah... I'm a Gen X kid.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Shouldn't we just mint pennies out of something less valuable, like say ... our self-worth as a nation?
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Shouldn't we just mint pennies out of something less valuable, like say ... our self-worth as a nation?
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I wonder if anyone ever told Elvis that he had the energy of someone who will die on the toilet.
January 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I wonder if anyone ever told Elvis that he had the energy of someone who will die on the toilet.
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Said the word butt today and everyone got mad
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Said the word butt today and everyone got mad
After attending Bluesky's five-hour enrollment seminar, I was promised I'd be introduced to a number of single lady tennis players upon joining. Thus far: NONE.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
After attending Bluesky's five-hour enrollment seminar, I was promised I'd be introduced to a number of single lady tennis players upon joining. Thus far: NONE.
Irrelevance! on the Dating App
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Irrelevance! on the Dating App
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Chet
Chet
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Englebert Humperdonck
Englebert Humperdonck
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
David Lee Rath
David Lee Rath
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Chet
Chet
Chased bbq fritos with a dark chocolate klondike bar for dinner, so please ask me your deepest questions about regret.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Chased bbq fritos with a dark chocolate klondike bar for dinner, so please ask me your deepest questions about regret.
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you see this, post a bird
Why is every other season measured in months but fall only lasts like 3 weeks?
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why is every other season measured in months but fall only lasts like 3 weeks?
Is that a whole bunch of optimism in your pocket or are you just happy to please get the hell away from me?
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Is that a whole bunch of optimism in your pocket or are you just happy to please get the hell away from me?
come take me*
*sext to the aliens
*sext to the aliens
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
come take me*
*sext to the aliens
*sext to the aliens
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The worst part of an annual physical is the bloodshed.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The worst part of an annual physical is the bloodshed.
Ten years from now, we'll all look back and laugh and think how nice it was to not be in prison.
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ten years from now, we'll all look back and laugh and think how nice it was to not be in prison.
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I open my trench coat to reveal another, sexier trench coat
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I open my trench coat to reveal another, sexier trench coat
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Ok I’ll bite, what’s New York?
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ok I’ll bite, what’s New York?
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As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things.
This started out as a simple Farting Preacher appreciation account, and then I let things get way too complicated.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This started out as a simple Farting Preacher appreciation account, and then I let things get way too complicated.
No way these fat guy actors in TV commercials haven't had moob reduction surgery.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No way these fat guy actors in TV commercials haven't had moob reduction surgery.
I win the charity auction item. But the prize is Marie Kondo following me around for a day, and every few minutes she throws up her hands in pure outrage to ask, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING?"
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I win the charity auction item. But the prize is Marie Kondo following me around for a day, and every few minutes she throws up her hands in pure outrage to ask, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING?"
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Your spleen is trying to get out for a walk today
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Your spleen is trying to get out for a walk today