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New app, same stupidness you’ve come to love and demand
Y’all. My favorite podracer is on Bluesky, this site is getting serious
For real. I should have won that.
November 18, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Y’all. My favorite podracer is on Bluesky, this site is getting serious
All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia
November 15, 2024 at 9:03 AM
All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia
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Reminder: You coinhabit a planet with a bunch of other aliens.
You’ve come to terms with it by adding labels for the different types of aliens (species), but they’re still aliens.
We’re all a bunch of freaks on some mass, suspended in space thanks to all of the other suspended masses.
(antelope)
You’ve come to terms with it by adding labels for the different types of aliens (species), but they’re still aliens.
We’re all a bunch of freaks on some mass, suspended in space thanks to all of the other suspended masses.
(antelope)
August 21, 2023 at 9:43 AM
Reminder: You coinhabit a planet with a bunch of other aliens.
You’ve come to terms with it by adding labels for the different types of aliens (species), but they’re still aliens.
We’re all a bunch of freaks on some mass, suspended in space thanks to all of the other suspended masses.
(antelope)
You’ve come to terms with it by adding labels for the different types of aliens (species), but they’re still aliens.
We’re all a bunch of freaks on some mass, suspended in space thanks to all of the other suspended masses.
(antelope)
Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream
August 20, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream
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Chess is a game about a powerful woman needing to protect a frail man with extremely limited capabilities
August 17, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Chess is a game about a powerful woman needing to protect a frail man with extremely limited capabilities
Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up
August 16, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up
We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭
August 14, 2023 at 8:28 PM
We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭
I was managing procedural departments at 4 locations. First they added 4 hours of procedures per day at one location… who am I going to hire to work 4 hours M-F??? Then they added 52 hours of procedures at another location and wouldn’t let me hire *anyone* new to cover it. NO THANKS, BYE
Tell us about the final straw at your worst job.
August 12, 2023 at 6:35 PM
I was managing procedural departments at 4 locations. First they added 4 hours of procedures per day at one location… who am I going to hire to work 4 hours M-F??? Then they added 52 hours of procedures at another location and wouldn’t let me hire *anyone* new to cover it. NO THANKS, BYE
Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun
August 10, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun
Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?
August 8, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?
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If unemployment numbers are down but people can't afford to live on what they make then all you have really accomplished is increasing wage slavery.
August 7, 2023 at 4:06 PM
If unemployment numbers are down but people can't afford to live on what they make then all you have really accomplished is increasing wage slavery.
Made a couple of pot pies last night. Absolutely delicious, and, except for the puff pastry on top, a super inexpensive recipe to make. I use the chicken and veggie scraps to make my own stock. Will share the recipe if anyone is interested
August 6, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Made a couple of pot pies last night. Absolutely delicious, and, except for the puff pastry on top, a super inexpensive recipe to make. I use the chicken and veggie scraps to make my own stock. Will share the recipe if anyone is interested
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Saw movie that's just jigsaw running around at the last minute trying to get his traps ready
July 22, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Saw movie that's just jigsaw running around at the last minute trying to get his traps ready
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About this time yesterday I harvested my green onions and popped them in the dehydrator. In 24 hours they've already regrown over half an inch! 🌱
These are just store bought ones that I've regrown several times now. I think I'm gonna get two more bunches of them and fill the rest of the pot.
These are just store bought ones that I've regrown several times now. I think I'm gonna get two more bunches of them and fill the rest of the pot.
July 22, 2023 at 5:14 PM
About this time yesterday I harvested my green onions and popped them in the dehydrator. In 24 hours they've already regrown over half an inch! 🌱
These are just store bought ones that I've regrown several times now. I think I'm gonna get two more bunches of them and fill the rest of the pot.
These are just store bought ones that I've regrown several times now. I think I'm gonna get two more bunches of them and fill the rest of the pot.
How this dog achieves positions like this without breaking something is a medical wonder
July 13, 2023 at 3:28 PM
How this dog achieves positions like this without breaking something is a medical wonder
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I did some firefly long exposures and I love how they turned out. These aren't stacked - they're 30 second exposures, so you can follow individual fireflies as they blink along
July 12, 2023 at 12:37 AM
I did some firefly long exposures and I love how they turned out. These aren't stacked - they're 30 second exposures, so you can follow individual fireflies as they blink along
Satisfaction 💛
July 11, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Satisfaction 💛
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BREAKING: After a landmark Supreme Court ruling, Nepal makes history as the first South Asian country to recognize same-sex marriage #NOH8
July 9, 2023 at 9:27 PM
BREAKING: After a landmark Supreme Court ruling, Nepal makes history as the first South Asian country to recognize same-sex marriage #NOH8
IMO “Holds its form” is not even in the top 5 objectives when making lasagna
July 11, 2023 at 6:12 PM
IMO “Holds its form” is not even in the top 5 objectives when making lasagna
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I hate this so much. But take a tip from a old whore: NEVER write down anything you would not read out loud IN COURT. I’m perfectly serious. Do not, in any fashion, ever put evidence of your intention to commit any type of crime into written form. Not even your own notes. Because: they’ll get them.
Meta turned over their DMs, used as evidence to convict them on felony charges for accessing criminalized healthcare. Meta had the data so had to hand it over.
End to end encryption keeps people safe.
https://jezebel.com/nebraska-mom-pleads-guilty-to-giving-abortion-pills-to-1850621217
End to end encryption keeps people safe.
https://jezebel.com/nebraska-mom-pleads-guilty-to-giving-abortion-pills-to-1850621217
Nebraska Mom Pleads Guilty to Giving Abortion Pills to Her Teen Daughter
Jessica Burgess faced eight years in prison for helping her then 17-year-old get abortion pills. A plea deal brought it down to two.
jezebel.com
July 11, 2023 at 2:36 AM
I hate this so much. But take a tip from a old whore: NEVER write down anything you would not read out loud IN COURT. I’m perfectly serious. Do not, in any fashion, ever put evidence of your intention to commit any type of crime into written form. Not even your own notes. Because: they’ll get them.
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hey siri, what the fuck
July 11, 2023 at 3:08 AM
hey siri, what the fuck