Nurse D has arriiiiiived
@nursed.bsky.social
New app, same stupidness you’ve come to love and demand
What if you left her, but instead you stole the hard of hearing whizzmaster?
November 15, 2024 at 6:17 PM
What if you left her, but instead you stole the hard of hearing whizzmaster?
All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia
November 15, 2024 at 9:03 AM
All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia
Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream
August 20, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream
This is what the picture looks like with the civilization omitted. It’s a keeper
August 16, 2023 at 8:48 PM
This is what the picture looks like with the civilization omitted. It’s a keeper
Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up
August 16, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up
She’s moved on, now she wants dinner
August 14, 2023 at 9:26 PM
She’s moved on, now she wants dinner
We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭
August 14, 2023 at 8:28 PM
We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭
Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun
August 10, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun
Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?
August 8, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?
Mine - some sort of benedict plate… an Italian prosciutto and a pork chile verde. Surprisingly cheap 🫢
Yours looks awesome too!
Yours looks awesome too!
August 6, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Mine - some sort of benedict plate… an Italian prosciutto and a pork chile verde. Surprisingly cheap 🫢
Yours looks awesome too!
Yours looks awesome too!
Made a couple of pot pies last night. Absolutely delicious, and, except for the puff pastry on top, a super inexpensive recipe to make. I use the chicken and veggie scraps to make my own stock. Will share the recipe if anyone is interested
August 6, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Made a couple of pot pies last night. Absolutely delicious, and, except for the puff pastry on top, a super inexpensive recipe to make. I use the chicken and veggie scraps to make my own stock. Will share the recipe if anyone is interested
How this dog achieves positions like this without breaking something is a medical wonder
July 13, 2023 at 3:28 PM
How this dog achieves positions like this without breaking something is a medical wonder
Satisfaction 💛
July 11, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Satisfaction 💛
IMO “Holds its form” is not even in the top 5 objectives when making lasagna
July 11, 2023 at 6:12 PM
IMO “Holds its form” is not even in the top 5 objectives when making lasagna
I could probably spend a year having this response psychoanalyzed
July 9, 2023 at 4:44 AM
I could probably spend a year having this response psychoanalyzed
Welp, time to put the mugs away
(I’m…. not the only one who does this, right?)
(I’m…. not the only one who does this, right?)
July 6, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Welp, time to put the mugs away
(I’m…. not the only one who does this, right?)
(I’m…. not the only one who does this, right?)
Hashtag cocainegate
July 4, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Hashtag cocainegate
First chodecumber of the season 💚
July 3, 2023 at 10:39 AM
First chodecumber of the season 💚
A photo from vacation last week. I mean… do you fucking believe this is a thing that exists?! Jesus christ
July 2, 2023 at 4:17 PM
A photo from vacation last week. I mean… do you fucking believe this is a thing that exists?! Jesus christ
One of my favorite things about gambling is the moment in roulette where they gather up all the chips from all the losing bets and just fucking flush them down the black hole of regret 😂
July 2, 2023 at 2:20 AM
One of my favorite things about gambling is the moment in roulette where they gather up all the chips from all the losing bets and just fucking flush them down the black hole of regret 😂
“Rate Limit Exceeded”
July 1, 2023 at 5:20 PM
“Rate Limit Exceeded”