What if you left her, but instead you stole the hard of hearing whizzmaster?

She is a QUEEN

REPORTING FOR DUTY

I bet your other eye feels dirty, that sucks

No way. Try apricot jelly. 🤌🏼

This is what the picture looks like with the civilization omitted. It’s a keeper

Does that cost extra?

She’s moved on, now she wants dinner

Hey! 👋🏼
The migration continues 😂

“It’s because of pussies like you that we lost Vietnam,” he says to a guy who was 9 when the war ended

I pleaded with them to make the first one 7 or 8 hours per day 3 days a week instead of 4 hours M-F. I could easily hire someone part-time to work 3 full days per week. It would be an impossibility to get someone to drive to work 5 days a week to do 4 hours at a time. Stupid and nonsensical.

I need to make a friend who has one of those surface attachments