Zoe!
@ninefourzerozero.bsky.social
What if a mouse tried so so hard. 26, she/her, currently looking for work.
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things to know to get a good idea of who I am as a person:
- i read Heathcliff daily
- if I were a pokemon I would be tandemaus
- i majored in game design but took post-educational courses in film production
- speed racer (2009) is one of my favorite movies
- i have tried to be a youtuber thrice
- i read Heathcliff daily
- if I were a pokemon I would be tandemaus
- i majored in game design but took post-educational courses in film production
- speed racer (2009) is one of my favorite movies
- i have tried to be a youtuber thrice
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"This isn't you!" I weep to my boyfriend as he squats in his 'I Shit On Carpets' T-Shirt & shits on my carpet.
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
"This isn't you!" I weep to my boyfriend as he squats in his 'I Shit On Carpets' T-Shirt & shits on my carpet.
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this is just how my mum pulls out of the space in tescos car park
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
this is just how my mum pulls out of the space in tescos car park
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Drew a Hound of Tindalos from a short story by Frank Belknap Long, released in a short story collection of his work in 1946.
The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Drew a Hound of Tindalos from a short story by Frank Belknap Long, released in a short story collection of his work in 1946.
The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
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I wonder what he's gearing up to announce he's using to "save" cinema. I see you, Jake Soo-ley.
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I wonder what he's gearing up to announce he's using to "save" cinema. I see you, Jake Soo-ley.
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do not fear for dilbert. he will rise again in three days as dilbert reborn - dogbert will push aside the stone from his crypt and the pointy-haired boss will say some stupid shit like “we needed SOMEONE to work overtime!” it will have comparable readership to the peanuts reruns
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
do not fear for dilbert. he will rise again in three days as dilbert reborn - dogbert will push aside the stone from his crypt and the pointy-haired boss will say some stupid shit like “we needed SOMEONE to work overtime!” it will have comparable readership to the peanuts reruns
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The music from our Animatronics/Living Characters duology is now available to stream on Apple Music, Spotify, and other music platforms. The new album, titled Living Machines, features nearly two hours of original music.
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The music from our Animatronics/Living Characters duology is now available to stream on Apple Music, Spotify, and other music platforms. The new album, titled Living Machines, features nearly two hours of original music.
Not a resolution as much as a quest: by the end of 2026, i want to have completely stickerbombed my cup. Current status:
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Not a resolution as much as a quest: by the end of 2026, i want to have completely stickerbombed my cup. Current status:
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Guy who will be remembered as a failed cartoonist turned burrito-based prolapse merchant: "My legacy will be my writing on religion."
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Guy who will be remembered as a failed cartoonist turned burrito-based prolapse merchant: "My legacy will be my writing on religion."
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progesterone sounds so... advanced... maybe i should've asked if there was like, amateurgesterone or casualgesterone i could've started out with
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
progesterone sounds so... advanced... maybe i should've asked if there was like, amateurgesterone or casualgesterone i could've started out with
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Friday Night News for MEN with The Bourbon Bastard
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Friday Night News for MEN with The Bourbon Bastard
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Seeing a lot of eulogies for Scott Adams, but it’s important to remember his magnum opus, the best writing he ever did, written in response to the Highland Park parade shooting that ended up with 7 people dead and 48 wounded
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Seeing a lot of eulogies for Scott Adams, but it’s important to remember his magnum opus, the best writing he ever did, written in response to the Highland Park parade shooting that ended up with 7 people dead and 48 wounded
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
Slightly diminish a game
Yu-Gi-Oh! Journeyman Duel
Yu-Gi-Oh! Journeyman Duel
Slightly diminish a game
Umineko Whenever
Umineko Whenever
Slightly diminish a game
Sonic, a Hedgehog
Sonic, a Hedgehog
January 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Slightly diminish a game
Yu-Gi-Oh! Journeyman Duel
Yu-Gi-Oh! Journeyman Duel
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In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
No, Grok hasn’t paywalled its deepfake image feature
X’s sexual deepfake machine is still running, despite Grok saying otherwise.
www.theverge.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
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DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism
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enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
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Yelling at CEOs is good and we should all do it more
(He's still not fully letting go of it, but being yelled at clearly moved the needle some)
(He's still not fully letting go of it, but being yelled at clearly moved the needle some)
Larian will not use generative AI for Divinity concept art
www.gamesindustry.biz/larian-will-...
www.gamesindustry.biz/larian-will-...
Larian will not use generative AI for Divinity concept art
"That way, there can be no discussion about the origin of the art"
www.gamesindustry.biz
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Yelling at CEOs is good and we should all do it more
(He's still not fully letting go of it, but being yelled at clearly moved the needle some)
(He's still not fully letting go of it, but being yelled at clearly moved the needle some)
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In 2D Mario platformers, Mario can either crouch or slide, but is denied the ability to sit in place. However, with a specific setup in Super Mario Bros. 3, Mario will come to rest in a sliding animation, finally allowing him to simply sit.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
In 2D Mario platformers, Mario can either crouch or slide, but is denied the ability to sit in place. However, with a specific setup in Super Mario Bros. 3, Mario will come to rest in a sliding animation, finally allowing him to simply sit.
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I would really caution anyone against implying that paywalling this feature is a legitimate response to public outcry. The paywall is an endorsement, not a restriction. Musk is saying "this thing you're all talking about is valuable. Pay me for it." The actual material effect is just monetization.
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I would really caution anyone against implying that paywalling this feature is a legitimate response to public outcry. The paywall is an endorsement, not a restriction. Musk is saying "this thing you're all talking about is valuable. Pay me for it." The actual material effect is just monetization.
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You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice
3. Segasonic Cosmo Fighter
This is a game meant for a kids ride, so it's over in a few minutes with nothing to it and I sure can't emulate the ride part at home either, but I played it because it has the funny Sonic voice
They should bring this voice back imo
This is a game meant for a kids ride, so it's over in a few minutes with nothing to it and I sure can't emulate the ride part at home either, but I played it because it has the funny Sonic voice
They should bring this voice back imo
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice
Starting my first time goin through Umineko When They Cry bc someone reccomended it to me months ago. gonna be liveblogging in this thread. Mute if u don't want to see!
January 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Starting my first time goin through Umineko When They Cry bc someone reccomended it to me months ago. gonna be liveblogging in this thread. Mute if u don't want to see!
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
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