Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
Pinned
Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Queso is full of good ideas tonight.
Also we should go back to 1990 conference alignments to reduce conference sizes and increase the number of non conference games, but mandate high tier good on on good scheduling
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Queso is full of good ideas tonight.
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I’m sorry NATO, but we are going to be making a shot for shot ten episode miniseries of Red Storm Rising on your territory and it is going to take approximately 3% of American GDP.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m sorry NATO, but we are going to be making a shot for shot ten episode miniseries of Red Storm Rising on your territory and it is going to take approximately 3% of American GDP.
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you could also eat what you want and still live a “Blue Zone” lifestyle by committing pension fraud
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
you could also eat what you want and still live a “Blue Zone” lifestyle by committing pension fraud
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So is this the first time a Pope is celebrating Thanksgiving?
How's he cook the turkey? What's his favorite* pie?
*Of course he's having pie. He wants to see heaven unlike you pie hating sickos.
How's he cook the turkey? What's his favorite* pie?
*Of course he's having pie. He wants to see heaven unlike you pie hating sickos.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So is this the first time a Pope is celebrating Thanksgiving?
How's he cook the turkey? What's his favorite* pie?
*Of course he's having pie. He wants to see heaven unlike you pie hating sickos.
How's he cook the turkey? What's his favorite* pie?
*Of course he's having pie. He wants to see heaven unlike you pie hating sickos.
This might be the wrongest post I’ve seen in weeks.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This might be the wrongest post I’ve seen in weeks.
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However good you think this is going to be, it's actually better
It truly does keep spreading, doesn't it?
Major Partagaz Enjoys Cerveza Cristal
YouTube video by FishEnds
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May 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
However good you think this is going to be, it's actually better
Real ones know this story will come on Thursday.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Real ones know this story will come on Thursday.
So mad about this flight.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So mad about this flight.
I will now watch the 1980 film “The Blues Brothers” while sitting on a stationary airplane.
Which isn’t to say a paper airplane, that would be stationery.
Which isn’t to say a paper airplane, that would be stationery.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I will now watch the 1980 film “The Blues Brothers” while sitting on a stationary airplane.
Which isn’t to say a paper airplane, that would be stationery.
Which isn’t to say a paper airplane, that would be stationery.
Have had more aggregate flight delay time in the past thirteen months than the prior 40 years.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Have had more aggregate flight delay time in the past thirteen months than the prior 40 years.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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One of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre’s last survivors, Viola Ford Fletcher, dies age 111
One of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre’s last survivors, Viola Ford Fletcher, dies age 111
Viola Ford Fletcher, one of the last survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre in Oklahoma, has died. She was 111.
trib.al
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
One of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre’s last survivors, Viola Ford Fletcher, dies age 111
For fucks sake. Flight delayed because one of the pilots’ seats has a busted armrest.
Wait an hour for the part.
They brought the wrong part.
Wait an hour for the part.
They brought the wrong part.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
For fucks sake. Flight delayed because one of the pilots’ seats has a busted armrest.
Wait an hour for the part.
They brought the wrong part.
Wait an hour for the part.
They brought the wrong part.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I will now watch Mickey 17 on a UAL first class screen. As Director Bong intended.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I will now watch Mickey 17 on a UAL first class screen. As Director Bong intended.
We’re uh, apparently going to make up some time en route?
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We’re uh, apparently going to make up some time en route?
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
COWARDS
A ground stop was issued Monday afternoon at George Bush Intercontinental Airport due to thunderstorms, according to the Federal Aviation Administration. bit.ly/4p2N4ZF
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
COWARDS
Aaaaaand ground stop at Bush for <checks notes> a tornado warning in late November.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Aaaaaand ground stop at Bush for <checks notes> a tornado warning in late November.
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Out: Government run grocery stores
In: Grocery Store run government.
In: Grocery Store run government.
HEB should be in charge of state infrastructure
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Out: Government run grocery stores
In: Grocery Store run government.
In: Grocery Store run government.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
I just want to understand this, Charlie Brown. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
I'm not the guy you kill, I'm the guy you buy! Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for eighty grand and a three year contract. I'm the easiest part of your problem, and you're gonna kill me, Charlie Brown?
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I just want to understand this, Charlie Brown. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every fucking year man
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you *can* win political arguments with your republican uncle if you believe in yourself and have enough arguing juice
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
you *can* win political arguments with your republican uncle if you believe in yourself and have enough arguing juice